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torino10154

DON'T FORGET! The July

firewhiskeyfic votes are due by tomorrow, Saturday, August 1st, at 11:59pm EDT.

There are a few folks who have not voted yet. If you wrote something for this month's event, you are required to vote to win!

There are 13 pieces for your viewing (and voting) pleasure!

Vote here: https://firewhiskeyfic.dreamwidth.org/38652.html

All votes on that post are screened.

torino10154

There are 13 incoherent entries this round for your viewing (and voting) pleasure! Please remember to vote for the NUMBER of the piece, not the title.

Vote here: https://firewhiskeyfic.dreamwidth.org/38652.html

All votes are screened at that post.

You have until August 1st to get your vote in!

torino10154

Title: Debriefing
Author:

kelly_chambliss
I am of legal drinking age in my region: You betcha.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Neville Longbottom, Gran Longbottom, and various members of the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter fandom)
Challenge/Prompts used: Neville Longbottom, Grimmauld Place, "there's only one bed."
Summary: Sometimes you just take a wrong turn.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17-ish.
Word count: ~2500
Author's Notes (if any): I confess, this wasn't all written in a one single drunken take; I fell asleep and had to finish later. So I apologize if it all sounds too sober. But I promise I didn't fix anything.

( Debriefing )

torino10154

Title: ladie's night
Author:

sportivetricks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Y
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Neville Longbottom + Lavender Brown, Pansy Parkinson, Somebody Greengrass, Hestia jones
Challenge/Prompts used: all i think?
Summary: neville just wanted a night alone with his plant ok
Rating/Warnings: teen?
Word count: 1.2K? says wordcounter idk i don't have word
Author's Notes (if any): NEVILLE THO

( ladie's night )

torino10154

Title: Who were they kidding (WWKD)?
Author:

songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) SOOO YES, And any way, we;re living in the end times, are kegak drubjg ages even a thingn? I mean, there are drive thru daquiris in NOLa adn in NYC apparently you can drink outside now.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Probably HP Fandom. We'll havae to see who shows up. Probably Nev cause he's a prompt.
Challenge/Prompts used: I'm going to try to delete the ones I don't use. Firguve me if I forget?
Neville Longbottom
Grimmauld Place
"There's only one bed"
Devil's Snare
Blocked Floo
HEY it was all of 'em!
Summary: Neville gets invited to Grimmauld Place to help with ... gardening.
Rating/Warnings: mentions of pedophilia in the struck paragraph, but nothing explicit. Except it might be triggering of rage anyway. The explicit stuff comes after that. Um, also magical bondage. And other inky stuff, I forget whta needs to be warned for, Read at your own risk. VERY ADULT.
Word count: 3553
Author's Notes (if any): I'm pretty sure the reast of my header can count as my authors notes. But my tanks to torino and sdk for remembering us and letting us drinktogether during hot quarantine summer. Thanks also to wikipedia for heling me figure out what year this fic is in (we needed a heat wave in britain dring which Neville would still look like THAT).
aLSO i am moving he following from before-the-header: See I put the file name as the first line of the doc so that saving will be esoier, I'm vlever like that. Bur mods dhould not paste that first line of the doc into the thingy... post. The post of this work. Which will be amazin,g I promise. It's been too long since we've firewhiskeyficced. I've missed ALLLLL of you. even thoughse we just met.

( Who were they kidding (WWKD)? )

torino10154

Title: sueductive slytherins
Author:

sdk
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yepp
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HARRY POTTER featuring NERVILE, BLIASE, HERMIONE KSPANSY, DRACO, AND HARRY HIMSELF. BUT MAINLY NEVIRVLE. WHY AM I CASPLLCOKED.
Challenge/Prompts used:Nerville! HGrimmauld Place, Devil's Snare, blocked floo and of course, there is only one bed. Of course. I'm writing these downe in the hops they all show up, weeeeeeeeeeeee.
Summary: There's only one bed.
Rating/Warnings: Pag-13 cuz it's suggestive. Also there are tentacles. I'm sorry it should be nc-17 but i didn't have the strength.
Word count: 1Kish
Author's Notes (if any): first 1K i've written since thi whole quarantine thing started. Thank fuck, thought i'd forgotten how to write. Guess I just needed the boozer!

( sueductive slytherins )

torino10154

Title: Who's That?
Author:

paulamcg
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Sirius/Remus
Challenge/Prompts used: All
Summary: What's he talking about?
Rating/Warnings: PG-13?/Implicity?
Word count: 800
Author's Notes (if any): Surprisingly, forgot to make my characters drink/drunk but perhaps that's implied, too.

( Who's That? )

torino10154

Title: Twas a dark and stormy night and ther was onl y one bedc (c an we come back and edit titles sober? I suck agt these)
Author:

oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes (an d then szome)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Michael Sheel & David Tennant & MUPPETS
Challenge/Prompts used: "There's only one bed" (no smut,will not polute yoru brain) + cheater references to all the owther prolmpts
Summary: Michael Sheeln & David Tennat & Mukppts and there is only one bed, nuff said
Rating/Warnings: references to JKR-drama, also swearing so PG?
Word count: 2556
Author's Notes (if any): I love youall. I want you to know that.

( Twas a dark and stormy night and ther was onl y one bedc )

torino10154

Title: Deiv;’s NSare Devi;s’ Snapre Devi’s Snarp Dv Devil’sSnare good enough
Author:

mywitch
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yeps
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Snape olus Longborrom
Challenge/Prompts used: devil snare, nevillle lungbottom, thereonly one bed, frimauld place
Summary: Snape forgets to meake a reservation, uh -oh!
Rating/Warnings: Look out!!
Word count: numbers!
Author's Notes (if any): rated IM for imm ature

( Deiv;’s NSare Devi;s’ Snapre Devi’s Snarp Dv Devil’sSnare good enough )

torino10154

Title: so slide back down and close your eyes
Author:

lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: With each year, more and more yes.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Teddy; a cast of thousands! (not really, it just felt like that wehn i had to reamember then a,ll)
Challenge/Prompts used: Neville Longbottom, Grimmauld Place, "There's only one bed", Blocked Floo
Summary: When the magic goes out at Harry’s place and no one can get home and it’s get as a witch’s tit outside… well, what else are you goingg to do? (It is serriously not as PWP as all that actually.) [Get as a wtich’s tit??? I meant to write the wrod COLD, fuck’s sake.]
Rating/Warnings: NC-17; Okay so um: cross-gen relationship; not underage in the UK but Teddy is 17 with like mentions of him younger in thought if not deed., so mind the warning, yes?; blow job, frotting, pining af
Word count: Like, 3,000?
Author's Notes (if any): Title from the Cure song, ‘Burn’, because it was the first one that payled on my inspiration-dance--drink-write shuffle and it kinda works. Yay FWF!

( Read more )

torino10154

Title:wild oates and te spreading thereof
Author:

lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region:Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:HP (that's harry pottter not the sauce) harry/seamus/lavender, george, katie, fred/alicia, pansy/hmermoine, neville/ginny
Challenge/Prompts used:all i hope
Summary: harr yand eville have a while while wild party for teir twenty third
Rating/Warnings:NC-17 unless i don't kake it that far
Word count:1,823
Author's Notes (if any): added incomprensiblilty by ever using my backspace, nearly never anyway

( wild oates and te spreading thereof )

torino10154

Title: DEFINITION OF A RESEARCH PROJECT AND SPECIFICATIONS FOR FULFILLING THE REQUIREMENT
Author:

lastontheboat
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Draco, Pansy
Challenge/Prompts used: Devil's Snare
Summary: Harry and Draco do a "research experiment" in Sprout's greenhouse.
Rating/Warnings: E (drunk smut)
Word count: 3000
Author's Notes (if any): forgive me, i know not what i do

( DEFINITION OF A RESEARCH PROJECT AND SPECIFICATIONS FOR FULFILLING THE REQUIREMENT )

torino10154

Title: The Magic of Atlantis

Author:

goddess47

I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes!

Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: established Harry/Severus

Fandom: Harry Potter; Stargate Atlantis

Challenge/Prompts used: Neville Longbottom, Devil's Snare, Grimmauld Place, blocked floor, one bed

Summary: Neville Longbottom ends up on Atlantis, of all places

Rating/Warnings: G

Word count: 1700 (how the heck did that happen)

Author's Notes (if any): this in another universe I created but to link to it will tell you who I am! ;-)

( The Magic of Atlantis )

torino10154

Title: Cooking Competition (With My Heart On The Line)
Author:

digthewriter
I am of legal drinking age in my region: LOL YES.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Neville/Blaise. Blaie/Ginny. Harry/Draco, Fleur, Oliver Wood, Luna, Hooch, Marietta, Astoria, Krum, Ron, Hermione, Gilderoy Lockheart, other people...?
Challenge/Prompts used: ALL OF THEM. (SO PROUD) Neville Longbottom, Grimmauld Place, "There's only one bed", Devil's Snare, Blocked Floo
Summary: Wizarding world has decided to host a reality TV show - and it's based on the popular show in America: "Worst Cooks in America." We bring you WWC: Worst Wizarding Cooks.
Rating/Warnings: ~R
Word count: 6430
Author's Notes: Is this on? So... what happened? I started writing my author's notes sober so it might be helfpufl. I think. Also is Worst Cooks in Ameica a popular show? IDk. i WATCH IT.

IDK why i started calling neville 'nevvy' it's annoying AF but i also couldn't stop. sorry. blame the vodka. Wizarding version of Michelin starred restaurants is COMET STARRED bc why not? As the story went on, it was very confusing to keep going back to my particpant list and see who was in the show. So I hope they're all eliminated in some sort of an order… I hope. Right?

Also, I have spent a LOT of my QUARANTINE watching Worst Cooks in America - like, no doubt. IDK why I thought this would be a fun concept to write. I'm up until 4 am tipsy writing this 6.5k fic, lol.

( Cooking Competition (With My Heart On The Line) )

torino10154

Title: Tendrils
Author:

deianaera
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Ginny/Neville
Challenge/Prompts used: All
Summary: Neville's always had a gift for training growing things.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17. multi, D\s play, whatever the plant equivalent of bestiality is
Word count: ~2000
Author's Notes (if any): If you know it, it's not mine. If you don';t knwo it, pits propbably misspelled.

( Tendrils )

torino10154

Before we start, please read these rules and guidelines:

1. Each entry has been posted separately so that authors can get feedback on their writing. This is a drunken post contest, so feel free to laugh and tease, just don't be cruel. We'll be watching very closely. Authors - DO NOT REPLY TO COMMENTS ON YOUR ENTRY. The voting period is anonymous. You may reply AFTER the reveals.

2. Some of these entries are very NC-17. Please keep this in mind when you click on the link. There will be no anonymous comments - you must have a DW account if you are going to comment.

3. You may only vote once! No voting for your own entry.

4. Cast your vote by responding to THIS POST using the format below. All votes will be screened.

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ENTER ONLY THE ENTRY NUMBER, NOT THE NAME OF THE FIC!!

5. All votes must be in by Saturday, August 1st at 11:59PM EDT. If you submitted a fic, you MUST vote. If you do not vote, and your fic was the winner in that category, guess what? You will not win!

6. Winners and banners will be revealed no later than Monday, August 3rd. All entries will remain up so everyone can read them again and again.

7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves.

torino10154

Hey, everyone! How are you doing out there? Did everyone survive intact? (

mywitch, please check in. LOL) We hope no one suffered any morning after ill-effects. :)

If you turned in your piece, by now you should have gotten confirmation from either

sdk or myself. If you've emailed it in but didn't hear back, we haven't got it. Please send it in again! Our email is fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com.

You have until midnight EDT Monday to turn in your piece if you haven't already. Remember, no editing allowed! If you passed out before you finished a header, that's acceptable to add to, but no correcting or messing with the fics and/or art itself.

We'll be posting all pieces anonymously on Tuesday all in one go and then voting will commence! A post on voting will go up then as well, with all the details.

We are so excited to share all of the drunken masterpieces!! :D

sdk

Welcome to the Quarantine edition of

firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods -

sdk and

torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this month are:

Neville Longbottom

Grimmauld Place

"There's only one bed"

Devil's Snare

Blocked Floo

Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Monday, July 27th. Voting will begin on July 28th and last until Saturday, August 1st.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)

In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite Hogwarts classes, best Neville moments from the books/movies, the absolute shitshow that is 2020, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

Torino is potentially having a vodka and cranberry juice and Shelly is pulling out her usual bottle of Jack. (Don't worry. Not drinking the whole bottle.) How about you folks? Anyone have a special quarantine drink they'd like to share?

Let's get our drunk on!

torino10154

Firewhiskeyfic is SATURDAY the 25th! (So don't start drinking yet! Though we'll understand if you do. LOL)

The clock goes round and round;
We live without a sound;
Day passes as we count;
But the earth moves around......
Quarantine Days by Senita

For this round, we recommend, all the booze!

Maybe start off with a delicious Quarantini!

or go straight for the vibe of 2020, a Rusty Nail!

The festivities will begin at 10PM BST/5PM EDT/2PM PDT on Saturday, July 25th! Hopefully, the time works for you but remember that you can come and go as you please, start early, leave late. It's all good as long as while you are writing, you're drinking. :D

We are hosting on our DW community again this round. If you do not have a DW account (yet *g*), you should be able to comment with OpenID or anonymously.

Your Prompts!

Neville Longbottom

Grimmauld Place

"There's only one bed"

Devil's Snare

Blocked Floo

A run down of the rules. A more thorough explanation will be posted on the night of the event.

( Basic Rules )

Again, Saturday July 25th at 10PM BST/5PM EDT/2PM PDT. We hope to see you there!

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