ENTRY #5

Jul. 28th, 2020 09:47 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title:wild oates and te spreading thereof
Author: [personal profile] lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region:Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:HP (that's harry pottter not the sauce) harry/seamus/lavender, george, katie, fred/alicia, pansy/hmermoine, neville/ginny
Challenge/Prompts used:all i hope
Summary: harr yand eville have a while while wild party for teir twenty third
Rating/Warnings:NC-17 unless i don't kake it that far
Word count:1,823
Author's Notes (if any): added incomprensiblilty by ever using my backspace, nearly never anyway



The party was in full swing and the pumkin juice and the bttter beer had long since given way to copious amount of rum and prper beer and that ever popular drinkin of he wizarding world’ firewhiskey. The oln y frink that wizards have that anyone seems to drink apart from when they’re in the Three Broomsticks.

The part was a birtyhday arty and it was a joint one for Hrry and Neville who were otth turning lets sy 23 amd stoll young and horyn. Wjile it was a joint party as their birthday;s were so close together, Harry had provided the venue; a dusty old place called grimmauld place while Beville ad provided the foods and the drinks. Or half of them as quite a lot o f rdinks were being drunk an even Neville couldn’t afford them all.

Neville would have provded the venue as well bt harry has insisted sayingsomethigg about how grimmauld place coul d get completely trashed for all he cred about it,

Acting as a host, Beville was doing circuits around the house, checking on mpeople’s conversations, pointing them in the direction of the dood, it wasn’t excatly keeping in his inclination but agin h e was the host and thus had duties to control.

Also keeeping with his inclination was not to notice the heated gaze s of the people of all genders that were flollowing him around the rooms. It was quite unlikee iet either harry or neville to think thatthey wer fancible, attractive or eany wau desirale.

But boy were they!

Neville had been quit oblviou to the addvances od susan bones, lavenfer borwn, hjustin flich fletchly. And even the renwned combined efforts of lavender and eamus who had bee nquite o unambigous. Neville still continued doing his facebook dutyes. (faceook? Where the f dud that come from?)

“Thre you re beille,” said Harry Potter, looknig worried and eappearing from the kitchen in the basement on f of his extremely large well equipped house. “We have a prolblem.”

“What? What is it?” Asked Neville, eyes’ wide with surprise.

“The fllos is blocked.”

“It’s blocked?”! Neville asked, stil lsurprused.

“What to you mean blocked?” said neville who wasstill talking diesoute tge b poor grammar that would ificidate tis line was meant to be said by someone else.

“blocked as in non-functional, as in rb everyone’s stck here for the night.”

!waht/” said parvati who was nearby, and also rather drunk as idicated by here poor dictation. “what fo you mean stuck here?”

“well the floos blocked and we’re all too drunk to disapparate or ride a broom and as we’re all witcheds and wizards thr’e’s not other way we an travel you know,” said harry

“i’m not sure that true...” started neville.

“No othe way!!” insisted harry. “so everyone be prepared to stay the night.”

“oh god, don’t tell me theres onely one bef.” commented… susan bone s as the first person I thought of.

“no no there’s more than one bed. there’s lots of bedrooms, it’s fine.”

“there#s pn;y pme ed [er rpp, thpi.” said seamus finnigan, taking harry by the arm.

“No, it’s a bug house.There are rooms with mutliple beds.” said harry, looking at neville’s or rather seamus’ hand on his arm/

“only one room! And one bed!” laveder said. Onl And she took hold of other’s arms. Harry looed from side to side and saw the intense look on their faces. He didn’t know they;d already tried this one neville and he wastheir second chocie but he at least saw what their entention was.

“You can loook after folks can’t pu nev?” he said with a sheepish sile and without waitin for a respnse was lead off upsatairs but he coulple.

Neville look upsatairs (what?)

Neville looked around, and wondered how best to spread the news but around him the party was dissolving into purest smut, and no-one played him much attention.

The was a warm touch on his arm, neville trembled, the touch sent an isntatn sensation, a shuddered through out him, he would have pulled away and instead saw Ginny Weasley who had tuched his arm in much the same way to seamus and lavender had to harry.

“Ginny?” he aid, winning awards for banter.

“hey, nev,” she said, looknig out at him with round brown eyes. “sorry to ntterupt but there are problems I need you t sought out/”

knowig what sort of story is he was in, e nrille grinnined thoughts of dortyiness filling his mind.

“oh eys?”

“yes, there’s an infestation of devil’s sanre upstaiss you need to deal with.”

Neville pouted. it’s not an ifestiation you know” he said.

“it need sorting out whatever it its.” Ginny took his hand fp mpre firmly. “cani show you#?2

“yes, I guess.” Neville said and let himself be led away.

“right this way” Ginny said, leading hisme up a flight of stairs and into the first bedroom. it’s in here...” her voice died away.

Neville followed her into the room and staired. In the few short minutes they’d been away Seamus and Nevlle LAVENDER even had stripped harry entire pabr bare. He was drapped across the bed, with seamus followni g him and by follwing I mean facefucking. Harry was prone across the bed with seamus’s hand tangling his ebony hair and seamus’ cock fucking his throat harry gagged and spitt cover his chin and semaus cock while lavender gicggled and fondled harry’s arse. Her fingers pushed into him , glistening and covered in lube, cooing to him and telling him how well he’d tak ethat bigcock of seamus’ up his arse/

“this is not the right room.” ginny said.

Neville stared.

“come on” Gunny dragged him away.

The next room hled the wweasly twins, both very much away and alive and enjoy the pleasureo f a twin room in one single bed, katie rode geoge and in the other bed fred was being pile driven bu alicia with a dstrap on.

“still not the right room.2 ginny saud “let’s try the next one”

in the third room, pansy parkinson was tied to a bed by a great mass of vines directed by hermione’ granger’s one wand. The coils of the plan were around pansy’s wrists and ankles and knees and elbows they enricled and lifted pansy’s breasts and allowed to be sucks and licked by an eager hermoine.

One coil of the plant rapped around pansy’s necl and pushed between her lios while the othrs, spiral together to press home between herlegs. Hermoine grinned as h pansy squealed around the tentalcle like appendage pressihng down her throat.

“Still not it.” Giinny said nettled.

“i think there actulaally was a a devil’s snare in that room.” neville said resisting the pull of Ginny’s arm. “i think we should eep watching just in case hermoine needs help”

“wehen has ermoine need help?” gunny said.

“it could happen1” Hneville exclaimed.

“o no we better tray another room”

The nxt room was mrcifully emptiny untl Ginny pulled them into it and slmmaed the door shut.

“look at this, there’s only one bed.” Ginny said looking about the room.

“why do people keep saying that” Neville. Said.

“because it means we’ll have to sleep tgether, get it?”

“no.

“sleep. Together. Yes?”

“oh”

Neville kissed ginny, drawing her in to heis arm with a sudden lunge. Ginny metleted into hi arms to use a cliché. Her hands clutching and feeling his chiselled hair chest through the thni part y shirt he;d worn to the well party.

“you could have just said”

“people were being pretty obvious and you were ignoring them”

“was not.”

was too, and you now you were.” gunny saud. “i thought plants weould gt your atttention”

I do not just ay attention to plants” neville said crossly. “i’m good at more than justp lants.”

“show me!” Ginny said.

“glady.” Neville siad and kissd her again.

His arms held her firmly. His tongue darting intoher mouth repeatedly. Neville staggered forward, towartds the elft of the two beds in the room. Hs fingers cupped nad squeezed gunny’ breast, the tumb circling and pressing over the prominece of the every more erect nipple poking through the thin fabri of ginny’s dress.

His hands moved to the straps of the dress, plullnig the mapart and tearing the sdress dwon the waist. Ginny squeaked but made no object to neville baurying his face in her breast.

“ucki, of fuck. Oh fuck!” she moaned, getting the wordso ut correctly after a couple of attempteds.

“this os want you wanted?” neiville asked?

“its exactly want I wanted!” ginny said.

They’d each the bedand ginny topped down on it. Her gigh heeled legs palyin ipen. neville’s hands crude and rough and dirty from plant work than never quite came clean ran up the inside of neville#s legs nd then mor importanltly up Gimnny’s.

“oh uck” ginny siad as neville spread her wide.

“what are these?” Nevill e asked. His ands playing over te gossamer thin and transluscent nickers that had been revealed when ginny’s dress fell down over her waist down her uptruned legs.

“id you wear these especially?”

“just for you” ginny said. “do you like them?”

“I hate them.” neville growled in a quite unlike neville way. “completely”

he tored them ovver. OFF.

Ginny squealed. But the panties had bee nsoake even before neville took them and her now explosed pussy was shiny and wet. Even more after his treatment of her.

She tored at his pants and trousers, not quute as effective bit neville assisted and his clothers werearound his waist in npw tome.

“well iwas going to fuck you but god ook at that,” Ginny said. Staring at beville’s cock.

“You’ll manage.” neville said and sank into her.

Ginny squirmed and gasped but neville was relentlessp usjhing his cock to the hult insode ofer.

“Fuuuck” she moeaned.

“uyes, t hat’s the idea” neville groeaned and startd to rock his hips. Ginny moand and whimpered. Ad neville sieed her ankle s and hoisted them to his shoulder, shifting the ankle and thereby the angle of hus thrusts until the women quirmingg desperate underneath him squeal and moaned in time with his fucking.

“touch yourself” neville commandered. Ad ginny’s and went to her clits, plays and toying it as neville stretched her wide just underneath it.

Ginny clecnthed tight around him, her hand leaving over off it’s playing as her belly clenched and hollowed asshe sucked in deep breaths and came but neville thrust on undeterred, until with a titantic thrust he deeply buried humself and spewed come deep unt o her.

Collapsed. Next to her. He stroked his ands through funny’s dam p with sweat, but still luxuroius red hair.

“so i’m guessing you like me?” Neville said.

“Well if there had been more than one bed, you’d have been out of look,” Ginny saud wutg a breathless laugh. “but as it is, you’re prettygood.”

Date: 2020-07-28 04:57 pm (UTC)
sportivetricks: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sportivetricks
Neville still continued doing his facebook dutyes. (faceook? Where the f dud that come from?)

LMAO we don't need no stinkin' fourth wall.

Harry's insistence that no, there are so many beds, and Neville still not getting it until the last minute, ahhahahahaha. A+ use of prompt all around.

He was drapped across the bed, with seamus followni g him and by follwing I mean facefucking.

WOW OK and then shit got real whew boy. *thumbs up*

“i think we should eep watching just in case hermoine needs help”

*smirk*

And the knicker tearing, unf. All the good things, MA, all of them. Bless you.

Date: 2020-08-03 09:24 am (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Surprise! I was the mystery author all along!

Thanks for reading and glad you enjoyed it. When in doubt throw more filth into the fic ;)

Date: 2020-07-28 06:36 pm (UTC)
digthewriter: (Harry_Broom)
From: [personal profile] digthewriter
LOL. Side note, I read the following sentence wrong -- "The nxt room was mrcifully emptiny untl Ginny pulled them into it and slmmaed the door shut.

I read it as the door slut... and was like DAMN... until I realized i am sober and just can't read. lol

Thanks for sharing. This is awesome.

Date: 2020-08-03 09:25 am (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
After getting that far I'm not surprised you're expecting even more typos!

Thanks for reading! :)

Date: 2020-07-28 06:59 pm (UTC)
mywitch: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mywitch
This is so much fun - so many great lines, I was dying laughing!

“oh god, don’t tell me theres onely one bef.” commented… susan bone s as the first person I thought of.

“Ginny?” he aid, winning awards for banter.

neville’s hands crude and rough and dirty from plant work than never quite came clean ran up the inside of neville#s legs nd then mor importanltly up Gimnny’s.


Thanks for this hot and hilarious fic!! *heart eyes*

Date: 2020-08-03 09:27 am (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thanks so much, glad you like it!

I definitely had fun writing it and some of the lines were even intentional jokes, lol!

Date: 2020-07-28 10:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lq_traintracks
thr’e’s not other way we an travel you know,” said harry

“i’m not sure that true...” started neville.

“No othe way!!” insisted harry.



LMAO!


“there#s pn;y pme ed [er rpp, thpi.” said seamus finnigan.


Oh dear lord. I mean, I always have had trouble understanding an Irish accent.


knowig what sort of story is he was in, e nrille grinnined thoughts of dortyiness filling his mind.

*cries* :D

MA, this was super hot but also just so fucking funny! Loved it!

Date: 2020-08-03 09:28 am (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thanks so much, glad you liked it!

I do play FWF a little tongue in cheek even before the typing gets messed up. :D

Date: 2020-07-29 01:35 am (UTC)
kelly_chambliss: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kelly_chambliss
Joint birthday party meta! Love it.

Lots of fun lines.

said neville who wasstill talking diesoute tge b poor grammar that would ificidate tis line was meant to be said by someone else.
Hahaha!

“i’m good at more than justp lants.”
You go, Neville!

Date: 2020-08-03 09:35 am (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thanks very much!

I think Neville very much proved those words in most of the FWFs this time! XD

Date: 2020-07-29 02:21 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lastontheboat
HP (that's harry pottter not the sauce)

Strong start, MA!

The oln y frink that wizards have that anyone seems to drink apart from when they’re in the Three Broomsticks.

Somebody’s feeling spicy.

Neville still continued doing his facebook dutyes. (faceook? Where the f dud that come from?)

Neville, get your act together!

“What to you mean blocked?” said neville who wasstill talking diesoute tge b poor grammar that would ificidate tis line was meant to be said by someone else.

Ahaha, yes, break that fourth wall.

“there#s pn;y pme ed [er rpp, thpi.” said seamus finnigan, taking harry by the arm.

Help I’m dying here.

“this is not the right room.” ginny said.

I love it. Best underreaction to the scene possible.

Some delicious varieties of smut on display, and a delightfully naïve Neville. Excellent work, MA!
Edited Date: 2020-07-29 02:21 am (UTC)

Date: 2020-08-03 09:39 am (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thanks for reading and glad you enjoyed it!

As for Ginny's under-reaction well she had to keep moving to show off more smut, lol. I tend to take a throw everyone against the wall and see who sticks approach.

🍹

Date: 2020-07-29 03:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] oldtoadwoman

The part was a birtyhday arty and it was a joint one for Hrry and Neville who were otth turning lets sy 23 amd stoll young and horyn.

Snerk! Drunk-fic is the best fic.

sayingsomethigg about how grimmauld place coul d get completely trashed for all he cred about it,

Ha! Love it.

Neville still continued doing his facebook dutyes. (faceook? Where the f dud that come from?)

I started laughing so hard I couldn't breathe for a moment. Bless you.

and as we’re all witcheds and wizards thr’e’s not other way we an travel you know,” said harry

“i’m not sure that true...” started neville.

“No othe way!!” insisted harry.

Ha!

“there#s pn;y pme ed [er rpp, thpi.” said seamus finnigan, taking harry by the arm.

“No, it’s a bug house.There are rooms with mutliple beds.” said harry

Need another break so I can breathe again.

knowig what sort of story is he was in, e nrille grinnined thoughts of dortyiness filling his mind.

Ha!

The next room hled the wweasly twins, both very much away and alive

Preach!

Edited (formatting) Date: 2020-07-29 03:26 am (UTC)

Re: 🍹

Date: 2020-08-03 09:41 am (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Happy you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading.

I think the Weasley twins being alive was another facet of never backspacing, I picked random characters to be in the room, then realised one of them shouldn't be alive.

But obviously slight AU-ness is the least of the fic's issues. lol.

Date: 2020-07-29 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] deianaera
Hilarious!

knowig what sort of story is he was in, e nrille grinnined thoughts of dortyiness filling his mind.

Also: and by follwing I mean facefucking BWAHAHA

Date: 2020-08-03 09:41 am (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Cheers!

It's so easy to get those two words mixed up! ;)

Date: 2020-07-29 11:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] paulamcg
“there#s pn;y pme ed [er rpp, thpi.” said seamus finnigan

So good that it occurred to you to make Seamus clarify what the others had tried to say.

I love the way you make the most of never backspacing.

“ucki, of fuck. Oh fuck!” she moaned, getting the wordso ut correctly after a couple of attempteds.

Date: 2020-08-03 09:46 am (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thanks so much, the never backspacing and the justifying comments are a big part of the fun!

Date: 2020-07-31 05:16 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sdk
“there#s pn;y pme ed [er rpp, thpi.” said seamus finnigan, taking harry by the arm.

Absolutely, Seamus. Agree with you 100%

“i think there actulaally was a a devil’s snare in that room.” neville said resisting the pull of Ginny’s arm. “i think we should eep watching just in case hermoine needs help”

Yes, Neville has a really good point here!!

Haha, this was delightful drunken fun, MA, and super hot to boot. But I think my favorite part was in the middle of his drunken birthday party, Neville was committed to his facebook duties. That is sooo important. Haha. Fun times here!

Date: 2020-08-03 09:46 am (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thanks so much for reading, glad you liked it.

And of course maintaining a social media presences is very important, especially on a platform like Facebook that wouldn't be created for another year.

Date: 2020-08-01 10:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
OMG PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S STILL A CATEGORY FOR FUNNIEST ENTRY.

I love this. I love Nev's insistence on trying to make sense and follow up with Ginny's reasoning. I love how really, he would have been perfectly happy watching Hermione/Pansy/Devil's Snare (enlightened self-interest?). And the whole YES AND approach to the whole fic. Well-done!

PS: Also "it's a bug house"-- Of course!
Edited Date: 2020-08-01 11:25 pm (UTC)

Date: 2020-08-03 09:48 am (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thank you :)

Happy it amused! There's the humour of the typos but I did also throw in some tongue in cheek stuff about the tropes as well.

And wouldn't we all love to see more Hermione/Pansy/Devil's Snare?

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