Firewhiskey Fic

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Title: Lederhosen or Dirndl
Author:
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Ja, aber bitte mit Sahne
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Let's see. ETA: Er, cycling RPF? (Domeinco Pozzovivo and Vincenzo Nibali poor things) [Sober!me adds: You could argue that perhaps Rammstein, Aura Noir, Deathhammer and Manowar sort of also play a role, although none of them actually show up.]
Challenge/Prompts used: AllllLL!
Summary: Äääh...welches summary? This feels like it kind of sums up this night: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IKU5W6fhlI And DON*T TELL ME that a couple od (south) Italians in their early 40's wouldn't be having an epic time over Manowar's Battle Hymn (YES THEY WOULD AND YOU KNOW IT) [Sober!me adds: My drunk self was actually very precise here. A lot of drunken rambling, and then a "what if two Italian cyclists decided to get together to have a few drinks and listen to metal".]
Rating/Warnings: German rambling. And just reamlbing in dfeereal. But I guess it's fairly G-rated, unless you decide to check ut that Deathhammer vidoe, haha (np, seriously, there are tits and blood in it. It's defnitely NSFW. But there's also wonderfullly fake lightnning and guys in extremely tight jeans playng guitar solos in ruins, so check it out!11 Makes me want to go to nOrway ND DRINK OVERPRICED BEER (whooops, what ahppend to random caps lock?) in metal bars and hang out with musicians tath may make evi music but aer coll and wonderful otherwise) [Sober!me adds: Apart from some mild swearing, I'd agree with my drunken self from last night that it's pretty G-rated, unless you begin watching the Deathhammer-video. Oh, and there's a bit of caps lock-abuse.]
Word count: The lingest FWF I've ver written. Possibly also the weiderst6. I'll et sober (nad ungver) me shcekc the wordcount tomorrow. Or i'll risk delting it all.. [Sober!me adds: 1421 words.]
Author's Notes (if any): I'm listening to Rammstein "Dicke Titten" at the moment. Let's see where it takes me. ETA: it took me into some strange, strange terrotory, haha [Sober!me feels the need to add, in case anyone goes "look how they massacred my boy language, that I haven't written in German for almost 25 years. Deciding that a found of Firewhiskey Fic was the time to begin doing that is one of my bolder choices.]

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Title: October Refections
Author:
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: OC/Dr. Kildare (1960's TV show)
Challenge/Prompts used: Golden Hour, Drink You Under the Table
Summary: Stream of consciousness original fiction about my 1960's gay fan OC, some crossover with Dr. Kildare at the end.
Rating/Warnings: Gen :(
Word count: 1469
Author's Note Again, I fell asleep just as it was about to get actually horny.

( ENTRY #6 )

Of Pretzels and Sausages



I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes

Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski, due South:

Challenge/Prompts used: All: Lederhosen, Dirndl, Pretzel, Golden Hour, "Drink me under the table" (Hide the) Sausage, Ich liebe dich

Summary: Fraser and Ray investigate allegations of witchcarft.

Rating/Warnings:Teen & Up

Word count: 1344

Author's Notes (if any):





( Of Pretzels and Sausages )

Title: Dance Me Under The Table
Author:
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Guillermo/Nandor if Guiellemro is lucky [edit: he gets lucky!]/ What We Do In The Shadows (TV version) / with bonus Ranveer Singh
Challenge/Prompts used: ??? Fuck, I forgot literally all the prompts. Lemme see... Lederhosen AND Dirndl!! K. |All prompts!!! CHECK!
Summary: Nandor the Relentless the Musicalq
Rating/Warnings: PG-ish? Like mentions of fucking without the actual fucking (I apologize. There should have been so many more penises in this story.) Fixed! More penises added. So, like. .. rated R? Still apologetic that the penises don't get much to do other than bunny hop0.
Word count: 1350
Author's Notes (if any): Sorry, not sorry. This is interactive. I need you to do half the work. Also, I can't spell Lazlo sober, so this might be a bad idea.

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Welcome to the 'OctoberFest' edition of firewhiskeyfic! We're so glad you could make it.

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Lederhosen or Dirndl

Pretzel

(Hide the) Sausage

Ich liebe dich

Golden Hour

"Drink me under the table"

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( Winners and Banners )

Title: I’m Real Scared (or: What Can Happen If a Psychopath Rescues You During a Manitoba Blizzard)
Author: ride_4ever
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes for about half-a-century now.
Fandom: Cold Comfort
Characters: Stephen Miller, Floyd Lucas, Dolores Lucas
Prompts used (I used ALL of the prompts!): Friday the 13th, Chocolate, Only One Bed, Under Your Spell, My Bloody Valentine, “Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.”
Summary: What can happen if a psychopath rescues you during a Manitoba blizzard.
Rating: Mature.
Warnings: Mental illness. Bear-trap injury. Bad parenting.
Word count: 603
Author's Notes: Title “I’m Real Scared” is the title of a song by the Canadian punk rock band SNFU. This fic is not a song!fic but the lyrics do fit the vibe of the fic. Lyrics as follows, copyright SNFU and no copyright infringement intended.

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