Firewhiskey Fic

“With you, every heartbeat feels like magic.”

2026-02-22T21:14:46Z

Posted by: torino10154

Thank you to everyone who participated in the Valentine round of firewhiskeyfic! We had a quiet round but there was a clear winner in each category!

Without further ado, here are the winner's banners, such as they are, but as ever, we're all winners here! ♥

( Winners and Banners )

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GO FORTH AND VOTE!

2026-02-16T17:09:23Z

Posted by: torino10154

There are 4 incoherent entries this round for your viewing (and voting) pleasure! Please remember to vote for the NUMBER of the piece, not the title.

Vote here!

All votes are screened at that post.

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ENTRY #4

2026-02-16T17:07:39Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: I’m Real Scared (or: What Can Happen If a Psychopath Rescues You During a Manitoba Blizzard)
Author: ride_4ever
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes for about half-a-century now.
Fandom: Cold Comfort
Characters: Stephen Miller, Floyd Lucas, Dolores Lucas
Prompts used (I used ALL of the prompts!): Friday the 13th, Chocolate, Only One Bed, Under Your Spell, My Bloody Valentine, “Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.”
Summary: What can happen if a psychopath rescues you during a Manitoba blizzard.
Rating: Mature.
Warnings: Mental illness. Bear-trap injury. Bad parenting.
Word count: 603
Author's Notes: Title “I’m Real Scared” is the title of a song by the Canadian punk rock band SNFU. This fic is not a song!fic but the lyrics do fit the vibe of the fic. Lyrics as follows, copyright SNFU and no copyright infringement intended.

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ENTRY #3

2026-02-16T17:07:00Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: Looking Forward To It
Author: verushka70
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes/I THCed legally in Illinois
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski, due South
Challenge/Prompts used: Under Your Spell

Chocolate

My Bloody Valentine

Only One Bed

Friday the 13th

"Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you."

Summary: It's an unusual Valentine's Day for Fraser and Kowalski.
Rating/Warnings: Explicit m/m
Word count: 1,137 per Google Docs
Author's Notes (if any): Whoa... those four gummies (and two Cutwater mango margaritas) in four hours eventually took their toll

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ENTRY #2

2026-02-16T17:06:26Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: poetry in blood (ok ink)
Author: oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: none?
Challenge/Prompts used: all? none? who knows? ALL!!! (I thiknk)
Summary: ink only bitches
Rating/Warnings: swearing, gore?
Word count: ihave to count?! um ... 98. fuck. so close to a whatstcalled. omg WHATS IT CALLED. The thingie. it's got a name, fuck it. maybe i miscounted and it's a thingie after all? thingie
Author's Notes (if any): hi! (also sorry)

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ENTRY #1

2026-02-16T17:05:40Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: Choclaetgs and dcookies for everyone!!! (beieve me I wrote
the whole fic and then used the last few words as th title )
Author: amedia
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes yes yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Gilderoy/OC (transwitch);
RayK/Fraser from due South; Troy/Dietrich from Rat
Patrol, Chu Shuzhi/Guo Changcheng from Guardian, also Zhu
Hong/Ya Qing from Guardian, and Di Feisheng/Li Xiangyi (aka Li
Lianhua)/Fang Duobing from Mysterious Lotus Casebook,
Harris/Dietrich (NOT THE SAME DIETRIcH) from Barney Miller.
Challenge/Prompts used: Chocolate, my bloody valentine
Summary: Gilderoy hosts an event and gives out chocolates (and
cokeis to those who are allergic tochoclate)
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of making out? Maybe pg-13 jsut ind ase
Word count: 1444
Author's Notes (if any): NONE AT ALL

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TIME TO VOTE!

2026-02-16T17:04:26Z

Posted by: torino10154

A little different this round because there were only four entries.
We will not be voting on all 6 categories, only 3.

Before we start, please read these rules and guidelines:

1. Each entry has been posted separately so that creators can get feedback on their work. This is a drunken creation contest, so feel free to laugh and tease, just don't be cruel. We'll be watching very closely. CREATORS - DO NOT REPLY TO COMMENTS ON YOUR ENTRY. The voting period is anonymous. You may reply AFTER the reveals.

2. Some of these entries are very NC-17. Please keep this in mind when you click on the link. There will be no anonymous comments - you must have a DW account if you are going to comment.

3. You may only vote once! No voting for your own entry.

4. Cast your vote by responding to THIS POST using the format below. All votes will be screened.

Least Coherent Entry: [insert entry# here]
Favorite Entry: [insert entry# here]
Best use of prompt: [insert entry# here]

ENTER ONLY THE ENTRY NUMBER, NOT THE NAME OF THE FIC!!

5. All votes must be in by Friday, February 20 at 11:59PM EST. If you submitted a fic, you MUST vote. If you do not vote, and your fic was the winner in that category, guess what? You will not win!

6. Winners will be revealed no later than Monday, February 23. All entries will remain up so everyone can read them again and again.

7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves. :D

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Last Call

2026-02-15T18:42:57Z

Posted by: torino10154

If you've got an entry for this round, they're due tonight.

If you're still trying to finish, that's fine. If you thought you were going to but it's not working out, that's OK too. Sometimes it's just like that.

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"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same."

2026-02-14T12:52:42Z

Posted by: torino10154

Hey, everyone! How are you doing out there? Did everyone survive intact? Hopefully, no one suffered any morning after ill-effects. :)

If you turned in your piece, by now you should have gotten confirmation. If you've emailed it in but didn't hear back, please send it in again! Our email is fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com.

You have until midnight EST Sunday to turn in your piece if you haven't already. Remember, no editing allowed! If you passed out before you finished or need to add a header, that's acceptable, but no correcting or editing with the fics and/or art itself.

Normally this is where I announce about voting but I do have an important question for participants.

Unless there were folks who weren't chatting, I believe we did not have 6 people this round. I'd love your thoughts about whether we should vote since there are 6 categories and it could be very lopsided. We could post anon for a few days then simply do reveals, for example. Anyway, leave a comment if you have any thoughts you'd like to share.

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"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways."

2026-02-13T21:59:10Z

Posted by: torino10154

Welcome to the 'Valentine' edition of firewhiskeyfic! We're so glad you could make it.

Your challenges for this round are:

Under Your Spell

Chocolate

My Bloody Valentine

Only One Bed

Friday the 13th

"Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you."

Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one.

This is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original). Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Sunday, February 15th. Voting will begin on February 16 and last until Friday, February 20th.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)

In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mod, please put your DW username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

This seems like good a time to mention my wonderful co-mod, sdk has had to retire from the event as alcohol (and other fun things) are no longer recommended. We'll miss you, bb. Feel free to stop by anytime. ♥

Let's get our drunk on!

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Firewhiskeyfic: Valentine Edition

2026-02-07T00:18:20Z

Posted by: torino10154

in the rain-
darkness, the sunset
being sheathed i sit and
think of you
~e.e. cummings

Firewhiskeyfic is FRIDAY, February 13! So don't start drinking yet--at least not for the event! :D

For this Valentine event, we highly recommend these 30 Romantic Valentine’s Day Drinks!

We've got two very romantic ones this round. Perhaps a Raspberry Mimosa with Sorbet sounds like your thing.

Or maybe Love Potion No 9 suits your fancy!

The festivities will begin at 10PM GMT/5PM EST/2PM PST on Friday February 13! Hopefully, the time works for you but remember that you can come and go as you please, start early, leave late. It's all good as long as while you are writing, you're drinking. :D

We are hosting on our DW community again this round. If you do not have a DW account (yet *g*), you should be able to comment with OpenID or anonymously.

Your Prompts!

Under Your Spell

Chocolate

My Bloody Valentine

Only One Bed

Friday the 13th

"Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you."

A rundown of the rules. A more thorough explanation will be posted on the night of the event.

( Basic Rules )

Again, Friday, February 13 at 10PM GMT/5PM EST/2PM PST. We hope to see you there!

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FWF: Valentine Edition

2026-01-14T13:41:54Z

Posted by: torino10154

Mark your calendars! FWF is returning on Friday the 13th of February @ 5pm EST | 10pm GMT. We hope you can join us for a fun night of drinking, conversation, and oh yeah, creating your masterpieces!

More info and prompts will be posted the week before (though it will be a lot like it's always been). Hope to see you here!

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"There is no beauty without some strangeness"

2025-10-12T21:31:19Z

Posted by: torino10154

Thank you to everyone who participated in the Shocktober round of firewhiskeyfic! Though competition is always fierce, there was one category that was very nearly a 10-way tie! ;)

Without further ado, here are the winner's banners, such as they are, but as ever, we're all winners here! ♥

( Winners and Banners )

Please let me know if I've made any errors so I can fix them. Names will be added to your entries shortly, and you can reply to comments/repost your pieces wherever you'd like.

Congrats to all! I'm tentatively thinking of an event in February but keep an eye on the comm for future announcements.

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LAST CHANCE TO VOTE!

2025-10-09T11:18:59Z

Posted by: torino10154

DON'T FORGET! The October firewhiskeyfic votes are due tomorrow Friday, October 10th.

There are a few folks who have not voted yet and there are some categories that are wide open! If you created something for this month's event, you are required to vote to win!

There are 10 pieces for your viewing (and voting) pleasure!

https://firewhiskeyfic.dreamwidth.org/94621.html

All votes on that post are screened.

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GO FORTH AND VOTE!

2025-10-06T18:56:46Z

Posted by: torino10154

There are 10 incoherent entries this round for your viewing (and voting) pleasure! Please remember to vote for the NUMBER of the piece, not the title.

Vote here!

All votes are screened at that post.

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ENTRY #10

2025-10-06T18:54:36Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: The Jack Frost Show
Author: mywitch
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Jack Frost, Filius Flitwick, Pomona Sprout, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape…and Draco Malfoy?
Challenge/Prompts used: Jack Frost, Pumpkin Juice
Summary: Former Hogwarts professors go on a talk show
Rating/Warnings: unbearable puns
Word count: nerp
Author's Notes (if any): In my defense, Your Honor, I was drunk.

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ENTRY #9

2025-10-06T18:54:01Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title:
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Draco, Harry POtter
Challenge/Prompts used: Fright, Halloween Sex Toys, "If anyone had told me I'd be waiting in a pumpkin patch on Halloween night, I'd have said they were crazy."
Summary: Harry waits for Draco in Hagrid's Pumplin Patch
Rating/Warnings: Explicit, outdoor dez, buttblug
Word count: 610
Author's Notes (if any): CHEERS!

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ENTRY #8

2025-10-06T18:53:30Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: the pumpkin patch mission

Author: fadedwings

I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes!

Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton - Marvel Comics

Challenge/Prompts used: “If anyone told me I’d be waiting in a pumpkin patch…”, Pumpkin Juice, Halloween Sex Toys

Summary: um…genetically altered pumpkins=sex pollen on Halloween on a mission.

Rating/Warnings: There is sexual content but i don’t know that it’s that explicit but i use certain adult words a lot and um this is sex pollen so i’m thinking marture to explicit depending on your milage. Probably best to go with explicit.

Word count: 1,765

Author's Notes (if any):

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ENTRY #7

2025-10-06T18:53:00Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: Jack Frost Can Suck It

Author: lq_traintracks

I am of legal drinking age in my region: I am indeed from the ancient times.

Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Draco

Challenge/Prompts used: none or all, depending on how you look at it

Summary: Harry adn Draco convince me to screw the prompts and just write them fucking.

Rating/Warnings: I really hope it’s going to be smutty. Let’s just plan on that. (It is. It’s smutty.) Let’s see, warnings: … smut??

Word count: 1,200???

Author's Notes (if any): It’s been too long, my friends. *raises a glass*

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ENTRY #6

2025-10-06T18:52:31Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: Things Counter, Original, Spare, Strange
Author: ride_4ever
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes, for decades.
Pairing: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski
Characters: Robert “Bob” Fraser, Benton Fraser, Ray Kowalski
Fandoms: due South x Wristcutters crossover
Prompts used: All of them ‘cause that’s how I roll: Jack Frost, haunted house, pumpkin juice, fright, Halloween sex toys, “If anyone had told me I’d be waiting in a pumpkin patch on Halloween night, I’d have said they were crazy.”
Summary: Hella hard to write a summary in the midst of the drunkening. How about if you are FWF participant just go ahead and read it ‘cause you gotta do that to do the voting thing. If you aren’t FWF participant and you feel like you need a summary before trying to read the fic, oh well, do or don’t do, there is no try.
Rating: teen and up
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Word count: 397
Author's Notes:
In the fic, sneaky mention of HP fandom in acknowledgement of FWF’s roots. In the summary, not so sneaky reference to Star Wars.
Title from "Pied Beauty" by Gerard Manley Hopkins, used under the Fair Use Doctrine and no copyright infringement intended. Fen of due South will understand what Gerard Manley Hopkins has to do with due South fandom.

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ENTRY #5

2025-10-06T18:51:56Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: Highball
Author: verushka70
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes, but I 420ed (legal in Illinois, where I & my favorite dispensary are)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski, due South
Challenge/Prompts used: Fright
Summary: Fraser and Ray run across a bum steer, a ghostly canine, and some Chicago history before solving the mystery of them.
Rating/Warnings: Teen/ghostly historical period-typical violence
Word count: 2,811
Author's Notes (if any): Two THC gummies in < 1 hour = hella bad typos

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ENTRY #4

2025-10-06T18:51:24Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: IT’s been too long

Author: tjs_whatnot

I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes

Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: IDEK. Two people talking. Just close your eyes and imagine any two characters you want. Only don’t kclose your eyes then you won’t be able to read.

Challenge/Prompts used: Um… haunted houses, halloween sex toys and the one aboutt he punksin patch that opens this diddy.

Summary: Two people talking about stuff and things.

Rating/Warnings: IDEK

Word count: 500ish

Author's Notes (if any): Do you know how hard it is to remember to use “auote marks” each. And. eeu. Time? REALLLLLY HARD.

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ENTRY #3

2025-10-06T18:50:35Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: Firewhiskey Fic Fairy
Author: oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: none
Challenge/Prompts used: Fright?
Summary: wriintng wasn't hppnening so here we hare
Rating/Warnings: dunno
Word count: dunno
Author's Notes (if any): pencil

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ENTRY #2

2025-10-06T18:46:06Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: Auror cadet protecting hogwarts during halloween debacle bc halloween at hogwarts is always SUS.
Author: digthewriter
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YUPPY.. YES.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/draco, ginny, zabini, luna/cho, hermione/ron i think… mcg mentioned.
Challenge/Prompts used: pumpkin juice, hallween in general, and haunted house, i think.
Summary: bunch of 20+ y/o auror cadets are hired to protect hogwarts during halloween b/c HW at HOG is drama central.
Rating/Warnings: nothing special. just banter and random dialogue and reason for kissing.
Word count: 2500 <> 2700
Author's Notes (if any): hello folks, enjoy le fic. prob coheret still b/c i am like a alky professh with making lots of sense in speaking and typing but not specllcheck, obv b/c it's not allowed via rules. cool. just my rando reason to get them to make out, drarry that is.. lol. PEASE. (like peace. not please.) I dont backspace. 8

( Auror cadet protecting hogwarts during halloween debacle bc halloween at hogwarts is always SUS. )

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ENTRY #1

2025-10-06T18:45:30Z

Posted by: torino10154

Title: HALLOWEEN SEX TOYS distributed by Gilderoy Lockhart
Author: amedia
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) OH HELL YES I AM 63.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Main character is Gilderoy Lockhart. Three pairings: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski (due South) and Zhu Hong/Ya Qing (Guardian). Also Alice/Frank Longbottom.
Challenge/Prompts used: the link to Halloween Sex Toys
Summary: Gilderoy gives out Halloween Sex Toys to visitors and inmates alike.
Rating/Warnings: Um. Mature? There are sex toys.
Word count: 1224
Author's Notes (if any): I had so much fun writing Gilderoy Lockahrt last year that I decided to keep him.

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