DON'T FORGET! The April firewhiskeyfic votes are due tomorrow Friday, April 19th.

There are a few folks who have not voted yet and there are some categories that are wide open! If you wrote something for this month's event, you are required to vote to win!

There are 10 pieces for your viewing (and voting) pleasure!

https://firewhiskeyfic.dreamwidth.org/89723.html

All votes on that post are screened.

Title: Time to Die Live
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes!
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Challenge/Prompts used: Sex Ed, Honey
Summary: Draco pulls in a club and lo and behold it’s Potter.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17; first person POV; Draco POV; depressed Draco (he’s not exactly suicidal but he doesn’t really care if he lives); some ableist language; drug use; sex; hopeful ending
Word count: 950
Author's Notes (if any): I wrote a thing! \o/ Thank you FWF! <3

( ENTRY #10 )

Title: getting over, getting under
Author: lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: hermione/blaise/draco/theo (fandom – harry potter)
Challenge/Prompts used: as below
Summary: Hermione does something wild after a break up
Rating/Warnings: nc-17 , pwpw, gangbang,blowjobs,vagianlsex, sloppy secods, sloppier thirds, former ron/hermione
Word count: 967
Author's Notes (if any): I would not ever write this if not for fwf

Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)

( ENTRY #8 )

Title: Last Date
Author: oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Rom Weasley & Draco Malfoy (they may or may not be a couple, I haven't worked out any details yet) fandom=HarryPotter but also inspired by Ghosts, but I don't think the Ghosts-logic contradicts any of the Harry Potter logic so I'm not sure why i'm mentioning it
Challenge/Prompts used: all of them, but only barely
Summary: Ron and dRaco are drunk in a bar and arguing aboutpointless shit
Rating/Warnings: gen ish? So far. Okay, sober-me here, warning for creepy death stuff and some in-between-the-lines horror.
Word count: 1748
Author's Notes (if any): Sober-me wishes to apologize for this. I swear it made sense at the time.

( ENTRY #6 )

Title: this is what I want
Author: verushka70
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski, due South
Challenge/Prompts used: Sex Ed, Honey, Well-Bred, Total Eclipse (of the Heart)
Summary: Fraser and Ray get domestic and get down
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/explicit. No archive warnigs apply; this gets really smutty
Word count: 4,569
Author's Notes (if any):First FWF participation... a combination of beer and legal THC edibles... more of the latter than teh former, because combinatinos like that are tricky. It felt like I typed really slow and ittook forever and I did get contnanty disacted like you do when hyoure stoned but then it turned out over 4,500 words whenI wasn't paying tattention! The line "How could anyone have you and lose you?" in this fic is taken from the song Los Ageless by St. Vincent.

( ENTRY #4 )

Title: Teach Me
Author: impala_chick
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Gale Cleven/John Egan, Masters of the Air
Challenge/Prompts used: Sex Ed
Summary: Gale wants to experiment with guys, so John leads the way.
Rating/Warnings: None
Word count: 945
Author's Notes (if any): Nope

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Your challenges for this round are:

Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

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And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

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