Firewhiskey Fic

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Title: A Broom
Author: songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YEP. Like, my drinking age is well past drinking age. And a good thing. Too.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP: Hagrid, Harry, not clear if they’re going to bget it on—Hagrid’s SOOOOOO big! YES. Smut achieved: Hagrid/Harry.
Challenge/Prompts used: Crossing them off as I finish:
Hagrid
Forbidden Forest
Stripped Bare
Cuddling by the Fire
Ice and Snow
“Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”
Summary: Fulfilling some Hagrid fanttases. Mabye some Harry fantasies too?
Rating/Warnings: explicit-ish, also maybe Harry’s a size queen?
Word count: 2284
Author's Notes (if any): I feel like this might be my best smut idea in a while. Also my descriptions arent awful? Even though I forgot what I was doing midway through. This is actually not a terrible story maybe.
Thanks so much to the mods for continuing the tradition of FWF! I’m so glad to be here with all of you!

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Title: Naked Hagrid. Naked Hagrid’s Penis.
Author: sabethea
I am of legal drinking age in my region: so yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Sirius/Remus, Hagrid/Centaur
Challenge/Prompts used: all of the buggers
Summary:Hagrid, stripped bare and dancing nude in the Forbidden Forest, was a sight to see, Sirius Black mused. And could not stop musing on, all through the night (and next morning)’s shenanigans with the other Marauders.
Rating/Warnings: M
Word count: 2126
Author's Notes (if any): Yeah, sorry. Sirius got a bit obsessive.

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Title: Not Fish But
Author: paulamcg
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes, no doubt about that
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Characters (and Pairing): Fang and... Fandom: Harry Potter
Challenge/Prompts used: All of them
Summary: In February 1993, Fang decides to venture into the woods, if only to escape and encounter fishy smells.
Rating/Warnings: G, or M although it's only dogs, or is it?
Word count: around 1K
Author's Notes (if any): I hope something in this makes half-sense.


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Title: If You Won’t Eat My Rock Cakes Have My Cock Instead
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yissss!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Good lord okay. Bill/Charlie; Hagrid/Charlie/Bill; Hagrid/Draco; future Harry/Draco (Hagrid’s warming him up, you see); Hagrid/Pansy; Hagrid/nameless OMCs and OFCs
Challenge/Prompts used: All of them, bruh!
Summary: Smut in the cottage. Or, Hagrid spends a wholesome evening alone.
Rating/Warnings: Fucking hell. E/NC-17. Underage; dub-con (due to plying with alcohol); sibling incest; age difference, SIZE DIFFERENCE (ahem); anal sex, oral sex, tits (aw yeah); vaginal sex; threesome; spitroasting (both kinds; you’ll see); come eating; a little name-calling (you know, sweet talk); meta???
Word count: 1,200 or something?
Author's Notes (if any): Y’all just had to do it. You had to do a Hagrid prompt. *facepalm* I blame you. Also what is tense anyway?? Pffff!


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Hagrid

Forbidden Forest

Stripped Bare

Cuddling by the Fire

Ice and Snow

“Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”

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