ENTRY #1

Jan. 23rd, 2023 10:49 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title: fireside effing
Author: [personal profile] lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yeppo
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry potter and lavender brown from the harry potter fandom
Challenge/Prompts used: All i hope.
Summary: a fic written to fulfil fwf prompts and have character f*ck
Rating/Warnings: nc-17, magic, fucking, too meta bt far
Word count: 1,540
Author's Notes (if any): this is the longest thing i've written so far this year. -_-





they walked through the forbidden forest, who they are I don’t know yet but as a start it egets rid of one of the promtps so that’s where wre’re starting.

Although it would be anther prompt, one of them is not hagrid. I say not. I am not ready for him in this kind of fic, am sorry.

So they are walking thorgh the forbidden forets and through the ice and snow. That means it is cold and threy are shivering quite a lot. As you would if yu had been out in the show onyly wearing robesand a cloak. Te

“let us get out of the snow!” harry said, revealing the identitiy of what one of the walkers. “let us go to Hagrid’s cabin.” he continued, working the prompt in for a second time in a much more significant and valube way he saud eying towards the ‘best use of prompt away’

“yes let us do t ha,t,” said lavender brown, the last person you’d suspect to bounk harry but I wrote it now so that’s what we’re going with. “before it get any more meta in this narrative.”

“too late,” said Harry. Sad;ly.

They came out the forest and across the grounds to Hagrid’s vanibn and hammered on the door. There was no answer.

“He’s not in”

“now he’s in franch with madam maxine I think” said harry to lavender who was he person who spoke on the previous likne with out a speech t ag. I always mess up speech tags anyway much to t he chagurn of my rarely used beta.

“let’s go in”

“who are we going ot manage that.”

“we are a witch and wizard and we are above legal age for peroforming magic and all sorts of other adult acts” lavender said tagging her self on the wall of hagrid’s cabin with spray paint. And hthen pulling out her want and unlocking the door with a shout of “Alohomora” whuch is a dangerous thing to adttempt to type.

They stumbled into hagruid’s cabin and close the door firmly behind them but even being insude did not dtop thehir cold an d shivering as, as I have previous mention, Hagrid was away and was thus nit heatin his cabin regularly.

“incendio” said Harry, flexing the fact that he too coud do magic with impunity.

“so hagrid’s away is he?” lavender said again almost as if the author was managing to stick another prompt in hpahazardly with no regard if it made siense away. “that’s sad.”

“well I donut he’ll be goe much longer, madam magazine never ahas him over for long she says ““Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.” ” “

“what an odd ting to say” lavender said. “well anyway this fire gets me a bit warmer at least.”

“I know what would get you really war,” harry said, wrapping him around her, with hs arms only for hthe moment.

“oh harry!” lavender said and they fell dwon t ogether by the fire in an embrace and cuddled by it for a while which is both a nice mental image and tcks off the last prompt explicitly.

Talking over explicit, let us proceed.

Becuase that was not a last prompt for there is one still left to use and use it we shall.

Lavenfer dtwisted in harry’s grip untilthey were face to face and her crustal blue eyes bore into harry;s emerald green one. We are using more of jessie cave hbp lavender her than an early films black lavender but they are both valid choices os picture her as you head canons allow, I am going with blonde uxom and very good in bed however.

Not that harry and laecender were in bed at the oment but instead oare on a very thick fluffly carpet possibly somekind of bear rug or magical equivilent, bears being rare in magical britain after all or even mggle britain which is what I meant to type.

This is getting too meta nad talky to ever clean up properly to repost.

Harry and lavender snogged up a storm.they kissed passionately, like full on writihing and rolling round as their arms wandered over eahc others bodies. Harry rolled over so that he was on top, lavender’s big hcest smooshed against hom her hands tdug into his back tearing as ihis robes futilely. She squirmed but thus just spread her legs and rose her hims, grinding and pushing against his erection as if riding him from underneath.

Lavender whimpered softly and harry releneted for a moment pulling up and off her for a moment. This was a mistake because the next second their positions were reversed. Harry was on the botom with his hands pinned over his head and lavender on top giving him a wild and incongruently wicked grin.

“I like you like this” she said and waved her wand, harry’s wrists were bound togther and also the rug. I am assuming with invisible magicness rathr than actual robes to be fair but then acan do robes awell I guess.

Lavender no on top as I have previosly sai now kissed hary aggreviely happy t obe in complete control, her tongue entered her mouth ad also harry’s batting him around as he groaned aand then his cock started to get hrder and harder as gre grinded or ground against him the crux of her legs rupping over his bulging pnat under hi robes.

Breaking them ip locks lavenfer attacked harry kissing his forehad na dcheek and hin, moving downards in traditional fashion mixing kissing with nips and little love bites tha made harry squirm and gasp breathlessly undr the onlsught.

Then she encountered the collar of his robes and was stymied, aving already bound his arms over hs head. She pulled out her wad again.

“ah, hwat are you doing to do whth that?” hary said nervously.

2you’ll ike it lavender said/

“no comon the author is dfar to gone to think of a napproriate spell”

“nonense” lavender said “fanon unveillius

and the spell stripped them both entirely bare. Stripped bare being aprompt and very desirably for smut to happen.

Harry stared at lavender revealed. Curviouseous and nude, pare skin and full breasts, even the pinking girl ribbons I hadn’t mentioned until now where gone fro mh er long blonde hair which no steeled and dlowed down past her shoulders entirely unbond.

“blow job?” harr ysasked.

“oh i’d love to but we need to wrapp this up pretty quikc” lavender replied.

“suits me2 harry said.


2you know I though it mought” laevnder responded.

Harry might have made a reply but that was when her lavender gripped his cock and firmly gave it a stikre, he was of ocurse complete hard by tis point of th e story, as leavnder straddled him pointing his erection of a size that tou can imagine from yourself from ugfficient to porntsastically huge at her entrance.

Lavender;s face was indescribable but blissful as she sank down on harry’s cock luckily for the author. Her wet cunt surround and seqqueezed harry’s hard rod and he growned nd closed his eyes until harry had to open again so we could descibe lavener in motion.

She rocked her hips grinding back and for beofre starting to ride harry enthusaisastically. Up and down and then up and down and then up and woud you believe down again. Each time all her attributes move with her her breast swayed and jiggled an bouced, her flowlong boe har was toseed nd swung about with the enthusastic motion od hr head. She moan d ang aspe, her hands moved ot brace themslves against harry’s chaest, th lnog ornate nails, painted in garish colours that you might epxpect lavender to have, tdug and scratched but harry obviously eas beyond caring about such things at that moment.

Now I iamgine maginc binding someone to the floor might take some concentration to maintain plausibly undersomeone’s head canon so also that it might give way when someone was say coming their brains out form riding a guy, if syuch a thing is plausulbe or not because prono.

Any way once harry’s hand were free he immeidately moved them to the most obvious of lavender’s attributes, cubbing and squuezing and playing with lavender’s pendulous huge breasts. Lavenfder wrapped one hand around harry’s upraised for arm and move the other to her clit so she coul dagian and more plauble comme her brains out.

Harry took this as further opportunity to take advantage of the situation pulling lavender own and flipping teir position so he could finishe on top, wit htheir armd and limps hopeless entangle, one leg around his hups and both hands entangle in hus haur so they kissed and made out s harry thurst into a few more times and spilled deep inside lavender, whofortunately for fanfic writers is not going to get knocked up by this unless the author wants them to .

Panting and gasping, they snuggle down and enjoy the roaring fire and thick soft rug, ignoring the ice and the new freshly falling snow outside the cabin.

“oyu know, i’d have been happy with just the cuddling,” Harry or lavender said.

“Liar.” The other replied.

Date: 2023-01-23 05:10 pm (UTC)
songquake: (Default)
From: [personal profile] songquake
How BEAUTIFULLY meta, MA! And “fanon unveillius” is I think my new favorite spell!

Also, kudos on getting the prompts in!

Date: 2023-01-23 05:11 pm (UTC)
songquake: (Default)
From: [personal profile] songquake
And that last line. *dies*

Date: 2023-01-29 08:13 pm (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thank you for both these comments! Even after cleaning this fic up I still don't know who said which of those closing lines.

fanon!

Date: 2023-01-24 02:24 am (UTC)
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (ruby red slippers)
From: [personal profile] oldtoadwoman
“no comon the author is dfar to gone to think of a napproriate spell” “nonense” lavender said “fanon unveillius”

This is glorious.

Re: fanon!

Date: 2023-01-29 08:14 pm (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thanks! I do love a good stripping spell! Makes things much simpler.

Date: 2023-01-24 05:18 pm (UTC)
sabethea: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sabethea
Oh yes, fantastic drunk pornage! With beautiful meta additions as well. This is the perfect FWF. Porn, prompts, incoherence, fourth wall breaking, crack… it has it all.

Date: 2023-01-29 08:19 pm (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thanks, glad you liked the meta additions because I put a lot more in than I usually do!

Date: 2023-01-25 01:38 am (UTC)
lq_traintracks: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lq_traintracks
I love all the meta!!! And some new favorite spellings to be had in there, especially "Curviouseous and nude", and I don't know why this one set me off so much but "Franch". LMAO. Also love that you were playing it fast and loose with the pairing at the beginning! :D Glorious FWF entry!

Date: 2023-01-29 08:21 pm (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Franch! Maybe I was thinking of breaking bad's sauce? Franch half french dressing and half ranch!

Thanks for reading!

Date: 2023-01-26 10:10 pm (UTC)
sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)
From: [personal profile] sdk
LOLOL this is so perfect for FWF, I love all the meta, I love how you didn't even know who you were writing about (just definitely not Hagrid :P) until you randomly picked people and the typos were the icing on the cake. And this made me lmao: Up and down and then up and down and then up and woud you believe down again. I am so shocked she went down again!!! Nicely done. :D

Date: 2023-01-29 08:22 pm (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thank you! Clearly my narrative was keeping people (not least me) guessing! ;)

Date: 2023-01-27 01:15 am (UTC)
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)
From: [personal profile] ride_4ever
The porn, the drunken meta, the cracktasticness! A fine example of Firewhiskey Fic!

OTOH I'd like to quote which lines made me LOL the most, but OTOH I'd be just about copying the whole fic into this comment box. LOLOLOL.



Date: 2023-01-29 08:23 pm (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
It really has it all! Glad you found it amusing! Cheers!

Date: 2023-01-29 08:26 pm (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
If it was only one line you're doing better than me! I had to delete some bits entirely for the clean version as I couldn't figure them out at all.

Yes 'stroke' rather than say 'strike' there. ;)

Glad the asides worked! Thank you

Date: 2023-01-27 05:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] paulamcg
I wrote it now so that’s what we’re going with. “before it get any more meta in this narrative.”

“too late,” said Harry. Sad;ly.


No need to be sad! This was a glorious a drunk fic! I loved how soon after the moment when Lavenfer's crustal blue eyes bore into harry;s emerald green one and just one more thought about too meta nad talky to ever clean up , you seemed to get fully carried away with the pair's passion :)

Date: 2023-01-29 08:27 pm (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Thank you so much. Glad you liked it and the metaness.

I did get into the smut I admit but also at that point I knew it was 'now or never' as far being able to write went.

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