Firewhiskey Fic

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It was one of our wackiest rounds yet in terms of voting. We had one runaway winner, everything else was super close, and then there was a FOUR-WAY tie.

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No concrete plans yet for the next round but September sounds good, yeah? :D

There are 13 incoherent entries this round for your viewing (and voting) pleasure! Please remember to vote for the NUMBER of the piece, not the title.

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You have until July 9th to get your vote in!

Title: No Ordinary Love
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: I’m not going to make my usual dad joke here; I’ll just say yes I’m old, thank you for the reminder.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP fandom; Bill/Charlie; background Bill/Fleur
Challenge/Prompts used: FUCk yeah all of them! For posterity: Madam Rosmerta; Hog's Head; Marathon; Insomnia; Forced Proximity; One Too Many
Summary: Bill and Charlie just can’t stay away from one another over the years.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/E; consensual sibling incest; drinking/drunkenness, includingn being drunk during sex; open marriage; fisting; fluctuating POVs and tenses, not necesarrily intentionally lol; some angst (maybe mild but I truly don’t remember); not underage in England, but in this first section Charlie is 16 so, you know…
Word count: ~2,300
Author's Notes:: Man, the Sade came on and that was it! Yeah, baby. Thank you to the marvelous mods for running this one-of-a-kind fest! Much love to you! <3

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Title: End of term
Author: a_belladonna
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Domenico Pozzovivo/Madam Rosmerta, Vincenzo Nibali/Madam Rosmerta, implied Aberforth/goats (I guess)
Harry Potter, Cycling RPF
Challenge/Prompts used: All of them!
Madam Rosmerta and/or Aberforth Dumbledore
Hog's Head
Marathon
Insomnia
Forced Proximity
One Too Many
Summary: Madan Romastermat wants ot get lais. (Madam Rosmerta wants to get laid.)
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, Explicit.
(Um, I guess you could argue she's sort of coercing them? Or not? They're all old enough to do what they're doing. But I suppose more sober people would find the consent kind of iffy? They're drunk and horny, drunk and horny people sometimes do things sober people wouldn't. And I guess there's a really lame reference to bestiality? That felt reeeally clever in the moment.)
Word count: I wrote this in Worpdad to avod the urge to go back and use psellchek. So no word cout. Let sober!me handle that tomorrow
(Word count is 1937 words)
Author's Notes (if any): Oh God, waht did I jsut wite? It's probajl y the cornirt and porniset thign, I've ever witttn. My hangover tomorrow wiotll be the leat shameful part. I thnk. Perhaps.
(Oh God, what did I just write? It's probably the corniest and porniest thing I've ever written. My hangover tomorrow will be the least shameful part, I think. Perhaps.)

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Title: The LAundromat Scene
Author: oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: none (original characters / original fic)
Challenge/Prompts used: none? I think this is the first time I've completely failed to incproraate theprompts.
Summary: This dude who used to work at the gas station suddenly turned into a woman insurance agent wtih three kids
Rating/Warnings: warning for cis white male entitled bullshit, the story is supposed to be about people learning important lessons which have absolutely not been learned yet at this point
Word count: 1,386
Author's Notes (if any): I'm sorry. My muse was slacking on the job today. This was from a novel I was going to write like fiftee years ago and never finished. the main chick was named (not kidding) Karen and I low-key hated her and when the KAren meme became a thing I realized that's why I hated her because I had unironically written her to be a Karen. So as I was screaming into the void, "Yo, muse! Write something! Inspire me!" my muse goes, "Hey, remember that story you gave up on years ago because Karen was a literal Karen? What if she wasn't?"

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Title: The NEwe Olde Shoppe
Author: mywitch
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yam
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Made Rosemerta/Abretprth Dumbledorre/Severus Sanape
Challenge/Prompts used: Rosmerta, Aalbrertforth, Hogas Head
Summary: there areg oats and some stores and yeah idk
Rating/Warnings: it’s san odd one so wlell, lol, g;luck~!
Word count: i sodnlt’ know
Author's Notes (if any): ummmnmmm I’m tired

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Title: This Little iggie
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) Even my baby os almost drinking age now :(
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Remus/Neville, Harry Potter
Challenge/Prompts used: Aberfroth, Hogs HEad
Summary: Remus heads into Aberborht's Bestiality Brothel to find a piggie
Rating/Warnings: R, more like animal lay than bestialit f you ton't count the reference to the goats :p
Word count: 400
Author's Notes (if any): I kind a had the ida for this in my head for a while, Seemed the pbest oosrunuty t use it. I plame you all for the encourament.

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Madam Rosmerta and/or Aberforth Dumbledore

Hog's Head

Marathon

Insomnia

Forced Proximity

One Too Many

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