Firewhiskey Fic

DON'T FORGET! The January firewhiskeyfic votes are due by tomorrow, Friday, February 7th, at 11:59pm EST.

There are a few folks who have not voted yet (myself included). If you wrote something for this month's event, you are required to vote to win!

There are 8 pieces for your viewing (and voting) pleasure!

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Title:why they call it knockturn alley
Author: lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region:of course
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Harry Potter is the fandom and a character. snape and i think pansy shall appear also
Challenge/Prompts used:snape, knockturn alley, frostbite, iceplay
Summary:harry takes a wrong turn
Rating/Warnings:Nc-17 i bloody hope prostitution, sex,
Word count:2,312
Author's Notes (if any):

( title goes jere )

Title: Doe at Dusk
Author: kiertorata
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YAs
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: very obscurely implied Hermione/Snape
Challenge/Prompts used: ALL: Knockturn, Severus, Iceplay, Frostbite and Transfig in thtaorder I believe!
Summary: Severus Snape has been missing for a while.
Rating/Warnings: -
Word count: 815
Author's Notes (if any): I was thinking of a survival game I play and that got mixed into this at some point - maybe even enough to call this a HP x The Long Dark crossover, making it my frits crossover fic??

( Doe at Dusk )

Title: Based on a Trus Story (the only true part is that the author cries at Frozen sing-alongs)
Author: songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YES, so far older.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy? Nope, that's unrequested and unrequeited. Olaf/Severus. Sorry. It's a HP/Frozen mashup
Challenge/Prompts used: I'm going to attempt FWF Bingo here (that is, write until I've got all of them?)
Severus Snape
Knockturn Alley
Transfiguration
Frostbite
Iceplay
Summary: Snaco, transfiguration, and Frozen.
B I N G O !
Rating/Warnings: M? No onscreen sexytiems
Word count: 987
Author's Notes (if any): i'm not sure before I write whether I have successfully turned off all the Word features that will autocorrect me to looking like a better speller/less drunk, But given that there are fewer red undlerlines in this passage than I'd expect, I'm thinking I've runed it off enough? Okay, let's write!
Here's my playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwKWmqD6iDTUKbF6QGGir5Lf0KWA_M2oN You're welcome.

( Based on a True Story )

Title: Talk Less; Smile More
Author: jibbity-jabbity [Mod note: IDEK but that's not the creator's username LOL] aka tjs_whatnot
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes/ no/ maybe/ probably
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: sev/remus ❤snupin I've missed you❤
Challenge/Prompts used: severus for die. The treaty? Weill see.
Summary: Song stuck in my head. Trying to write fic around it. Wheeeee!
Rating/Warnings: um… I'm writing the heading before I gery too fat gone. I'm sure there are many warnings you should probably hede. Just no specifics as of now.
Word count: more than one, probably less than um...1kish...prob
Author's Notes (if any): Also, I'm writing this on my phone as the computer was just TOO MUCH. This will nor ends Weill. My auto correct hayes me. Wheeeee!

( Talk Less; Smile More )</ i>

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Apologies for the slight delay in getting started!!! Here we go!

Welcome to the Iceman Cometh edition of firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - sdk and torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this month are:

Severus Snape

Knockturn Alley

Transfiguration

Frostbite

Iceplay

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Tonight your mods are taking turns hanging out. Torino (that's me! Hiiiii!) will start the festivities, Shelly will swoop in after dinner for a little while as she's not feeling well (BOO!!!!), and I'll be back again... probably after Shelly passes out. ;) Not sure yet what we'll be drinking. I need to poke around in the liquor cabinet and see what the options are. LOL How about you folks? Margaritas? Firewhiskey neat?

Let's get our drunk on!