sdk: picture of a bottle and glass of jack daniels whisky (gen - jack daniels)
[personal profile] sdk
I greatly missed hanging out with you all, but hopefully these banners will make up for my absence. It took me an embarrassingly long time to pick a theme and yet it was obvious all along, right??? Which one of these cats do you think is most likely to be Minerva in disguise?

The votes were close and we have a tie in there. Without further ado, here are our winners!

winners and banners )
Congrats to all our winners and everyone who made it through the night! We're unsure when our next round will be yet, so keep an eye on this space! ♥
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
DON'T FORGET! The August [community profile] firewhiskeyfic votes are due tomorrow Saturday, August 26th.

There are a few folks who have not voted yet and there are some categories that are wide open! If you wrote something for this month's event, you are required to vote to win!

There are 8 pieces for your viewing (and voting) pleasure!

https://firewhiskeyfic.dreamwidth.org/81464.html

All votes on that post are screened.
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
There are 8 incoherent entries this round for your viewing (and voting) pleasure! Please remember to vote for the NUMBER of the piece, not the title.

https://firewhiskeyfic.dreamwidth.org/81464.html

All votes are screened at that post.

You have until August 26th to get your vote in!

ENTRY #8

Aug. 22nd, 2023 08:00 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Title: Firewhiskey Fic McGonagall Double Limerick
Author: [personal profile] ride_4ever
I am of legal drinking age in my region: hell yes, in any region
Character: Minerva McGonagall
Fandom: Harry Potter
Prompts used: Minerva McGonagall; Portkey; Sex on the Beach; Lost Luggage; Sweater Weather; Trains, Planes & Automobiles
Summary: This is what happens when Minerva McGonagall's luggage gets lost in transit.
Rating: Teen and Up
Word count: 77
Author's Notes: I used all of the prompts!

ENTRY #8 )

ENTRY #7

Aug. 22nd, 2023 07:59 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Title:there are better places for sex than the beach
Author: [personal profile] lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region:aye
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Minvervra McGongagell . Kingsley shacklebolt
Challenge/Prompts used:
Minerva McGonagall
Portkey
Sex on the Beach
Lost Luggage
Sweater Weather
Trains, Planes and Automobiles
Summary: Minvervra patrols the ground in philopsophical mood
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, sex,age difference – older woman/younger man, shacklebolt ain't youing yoing though just younger.
Word count:~700
Author's Notes (if any):i think I fishinishe this one in record time.

There are better place for sex than the beach )

ENTRY #6

Aug. 22nd, 2023 07:58 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Title: Mamma Mia
Author: [personal profile] torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) OMG EVEN MY BABY IS NOW D:
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Minerva/OMC, Hogwarts stadff, Harry Potter
Challenge/Prompts used: ALL OF THEM, BABY: Minerva McGonagall, Portkey, Sex on the Beach, Lost Luggage, Sweater Weather, Trains, Planes and Automobiles
Summary: Minerva dwerves a hiolduay.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, implied sexy times sort of, blink and you'll miss it Minerva listing abter the Boy Who Lved
Word count: 459ish
Author's Notes (if any): A sequal would include actual sex on the beach. That would be so hot. THough, the sand... *grimace*

Manmia Mia )

ENTRY #5

Aug. 22nd, 2023 07:58 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Title: Sex on the baecj (whoo I'm creative, look at me ma!)
Author: [personal profile] a_belladonna
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yess
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Domenico Pozzovivo/Vinxenzo Nibali, or as they're caled here, Pozzo & Nibbles becau se then it feels less weird, I guess, to write about. Perhap.s [Sober!Me thinks it might be a good idea to add "Cycling RPF" to this part of the header]
Challenge/Prompts used: AlllLALL!
Summary: An ou ting to a bar in clothers that perhaps aren't meant for clubing. At least not if you're a smll Italian. And drinks! Let's not foget drinks! And lowhaning puns! And Pzzo becomes sappy
Rating/Warnings: PG—issh, because the y drink and make hints but they'renot exactly fucing on the counter. This part is more explicit than anyting in the stry proper. [Sober!Me: Perhaps a mild PG-13 for "mild swearing, innuendo and drinking"?]
Word count: 521
Author's Notes (if any): Consdierng how little I've written this year so far, I'm amazed and surpsied and happy I amanged to churn thise mediocre little somethign out in a cople of hourse. Pls beogne writers block, pleeese

ENTRY #5 )

ENTRY #4

Aug. 22nd, 2023 07:57 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Title: Sex onna BEach
Author: [personal profile] oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YES
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry Potter: Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Horace Slughorn
Challenge/Prompts used: Yahtzee!
Summary: Hogwarts is closed for the summer and the professors have to go somewhere
Rating/Warnings: Teen? my apologies, this was practically gen aside from some swearing, I have failed to smut
Word count: 1,000
Author's Notes (if any): I love everyone in this bar! (Look, I don't know if this timeline makes any sense. I just googled a bucnh of stuff and this is what seemed to wwork.)

ENTRY #4 )

ENTRY #3

Aug. 22nd, 2023 07:56 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Title:Proffessor Harry goes to hogwarts

Author: [personal profile] shaddyr

I am of legal drinking age in my region: ghog yes, for so maby yrs

Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP Drarrish something

Challenge/Prompts used: to varrying degrees...

Minerva McGonagall

Lost Luggage

Sweater Weather

Trains, Planes and Automobiles


Summary: "What the fuck, Malfoy?"

Rating/Warnings:Is PG, flirty innuendo. dildos but /no porny bits.

Word count: 1500ish -assumiong they are all acrtually works

Author's Notes (if any): OMG boozy cherriews. Uhm. So. i havent written in yhears and it probabl shows. that's my excuas/.

ENTRY #3 )

ENTRY #2

Aug. 22nd, 2023 07:55 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Title: destination unknown
Author: [personal profile] lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yep!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP: Teddy/James
Challenge/Prompts used: All of them, holy shit: Minerva McGonagall; Portkey; Sex on the Beach; Lost Luggage; Sweater Weather; Trains, Planes and Automobiles
Summary: They’re taking a trip together; they’re falling in love, or already there.
Rating/Warnings: Mature for some sexy tiems
Word count: 1,300
Author's Notes (if any): I don’t know why Minerva wouldn’t come when called. I mean, she’s a cat, I guess. Have these two boys in love instead! Thanks, mods! I needed a Firewhiskey night! <333

ENTRY #2 )

ENTRY #1

Aug. 22nd, 2023 07:55 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Title: No sex on the beach
Author: [personal profile] songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Verily, I attest I am!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: If this turns out the way I want, it’ll be osme version of Aziraphale/Crowley with a side lecturing by Mineva McGonagall. Bu twho knows how it’ll turn out. So Good Omens (mix of book and TV series, incl series 2) and Harry Poter. Maybe.
Challenge/Prompts used: Prompts crossed out below are the ones used.
Summary: SPOILERS FOR GOOD OMENS 2. THough maybe not. It’s maybe ambiguous? Crowley as run away to an island in the sourth pacific to lick his metaphorical wounds
Rating/Warnings: I maintaint hat angels and demons have no genitalia (which I don’t remmber if that’s part of Good Omens canon of Dogma canon, okay? but i”m running iwith it). No genitals means it’ll max out at M, possibly less. THough there is drinking and possible foul language involved.
Word count: 2147
Author's Notes (if any): Neil Gaimain says that Good Omens 2 has some pure fanservice. So does this fic, if things go according to plan. Which they never do.

Minerva McGonagall
Portkey
Sex on the Beach
Lost Luggage

Sweater Weather
Trains, Planes and Automobiles

First off, I need to turn off the capslock. Okay. ODne . There was a different “first off,” but I’ve forgotten what it is, so I feel like this is definitley an ausipcioous beginning to this month’s drunk!fic. Oh! That was it. I had to drunkenly go adn turn off the autocorrect.

One of the things interesteinjg about my job ith g now is htat i do all my writing for it in google docs, which means I spend hardliy any time in word. I have ead what others have as teir preferred software for regular!fic and drunk!fic writing, and applayd you. But since I am only using Wrod for recreation now, it down’t matter if I just leae the autocorrect off FREOVER>

I do wonder, if one were reading htis aloud with all the misspellings, what sort of accent would it have? Some variety of lower-class british? sinethng else?

In any event – ONWARD.

ENTRY #1 )
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Before we start, please read these rules and guidelines:

1. Each entry has been posted separately so that creators can get feedback on their work. This is a drunken creation contest, so feel free to laugh and tease, just don't be cruel. We'll be watching very closely. CREATORS - DO NOT REPLY TO COMMENTS ON YOUR ENTRY. The voting period is anonymous. You may reply AFTER the reveals.

2. Some of these entries are very NC-17. Please keep this in mind when you click on the link. There will be no anonymous comments - you must have a DW account if you are going to comment.

3. You may only vote once! No voting for your own entry.

4. Cast your vote by responding to THIS POST using the format below. All votes will be screened.

Most Coherent Entry: [insert entry# here]
Least Coherent Entry: [insert entry# here]
Funniest Entry: [insert entry# here]
Favorite Entry: [insert entry# here]
Best use of prompt: [insert entry# here]
Best smut: [insert entry# here]

ENTER ONLY THE ENTRY NUMBER, NOT THE NAME OF THE FIC!!

5. All votes must be in by Saturday, August 26th at 11:59PM EDT. If you submitted a fic, you MUST vote. If you do not vote, and your fic was the winner in that category, guess what? You will not win!

6. Winners will be revealed no later than Tuesday, August 29th. All entries will remain up so everyone can read them again and again.

7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves. :D
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Hey, everyone! How are you doing out there? Did everyone survive intact? We hope no one suffered any morning after ill-effects. :)

If you turned in your piece, by now you should have gotten confirmation from me. If you've emailed it in but didn't hear back, we haven't got it. Please send it in again! Our email is fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com.

You have until midnight EDT Monday to turn in your piece if you haven't already. Remember, no editing allowed! If you passed out before you finished a header, that's acceptable to add to, but no correcting or messing with the fics and/or art itself.

We'll be posting all pieces anonymously on Tuesday all in one go and then voting will commence! A post on voting will go up then as well, with all the details.

We are so excited to share all of the drunken masterpieces!! :D
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Welcome to the 'Travel' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Minerva McGonagall

Portkey

Sex on the Beach

Lost Luggage

Sweater Weather

Trains, Planes and Automobiles



Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Monday, August 21st. Voting will begin on August 22nd and last until Saturday, August 26th.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)



In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Torino plans to start with a rum and Coke while Shelly has had something come up at the last minute and probably can't make it tonight. That's all right though, Torino will drink enough for two! :D

Let's get our drunk on!
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Give me the long, straight road before me,
A clear, cold day with a nipping air,
Tall, bare trees to run on beside me,
A heart that is light and free from care.
Then let me go! – I care not whither
My feet may lead, for my spirit shall be
Free as the brook that flows to the river,
Free as the river that flows to the sea.

Olive Runner

Firewhiskeyfic is SATURDAY, AUGUST 19! So don't start drinking yet--at least not for the event! :D

For this Travel Edition, we highly recommend Drinking Around the World: 20 of the Best Travel Inspired Cocktail Recipes to Make at Home

If you're the margarita sort, why not try this Smoky Mango Mezcal Margarita?

Smoky Mango Mezcal Margarita held out with backdrop of Oaxaca, Mexico

Or maybe something even more unusual, a Brazilian Passionfruit Caipirinha!

Brazilian Passionfruit Caipirinha drink with Brazilian beach setting

The festivities will begin at 9PM BST/4PM EDT/1PM PDT on Saturday August 19! Hopefully, the time works for you but remember that you can come and go as you please, start early, leave late. It's all good as long as while you are writing, you're drinking. :D

We are hosting on our DW community again this round. If you do not have a DW account (yet *g*), you should be able to comment with OpenID or anonymously.

Your Prompts!

Minerva McGonagall

Portkey

Sex on the Beach

Lost Luggage

Sweater Weather

Trains, Planes and Automobiles


A rundown of the rules. A more thorough explanation will be posted on the night of the event.

Basic Rules )

Again, Saturday, August 19 at 9PM BST/4PM EDT/1PM PDT. We hope to see you there!
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
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