Firewhiskey Fic

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Title: This is Riddikulous
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Fred/George, Harry POTTAH
Challenge/Prompts used: Fred & George Weasley, Riddikulus, On Heat/In Heat, Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Summary: Wordplay is forewplay.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, implied twincest, a few niahgy wods
Word count: 105
Author's Notes (if any): LOL Better than nothing, amirte? Rhestorical question.

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Title: ballroom, close hold: five, six, seven, eight
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: I am two 21 year-olds and a 6 year old, which pretty much describes me to a T. A tee??
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Fred/George; brief, past Fred/OMCs and PG-13 George/Angelina
Challenge/Prompts used: Fred & George Weasley; Court Jester (maybe?? I can’t remember if I was able to tdo to this one—you be the judge!); Sex Pollen; On Heat/In Heat; Tiptoe Through the Tulips (barely lol)
Summary: If there are two things that don’t go together, it’s sex pollen and going into heat. Or maybe they do go together and it’s just a matter of perspective.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17; sibling incest; Weasleycest; mentions of pre-pubescent self-fondling???; A/B/O dynamics; sex pollen; the twins being uncharaeteristicsally not hilarius I guess; felching; kissing after felching
Word count: 1,600
Author's Notes: Apparently spelling the name G E O R G E is impossible while tipsy. Who knew? Massive thanks to the awesome mods for another round!

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Title: Practice makes perfect
Author: corvidology
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes
Pairings: Hira Kazunari/Kiyoi Sou, 美しい彼 | Utsukushii Kare | My Beautiful Man (TV)Challenge/Prompts used: Sex Pollen
Summary: Kiyoi gets drugged by someone who doesn’t know Hira’s always closebye
Rating/Warnings: Explicit
Word count: 1802 words

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Your challenges for this round are:

Fred & George Weasley

Riddikulus

Court Jester

Sex Pollen

On Heat/In Heat

Tiptoe Through the Tulips


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Shelly is going to start with some Pomegranate craft cider (if it's still good) and Torino might try the prepackaged Jack & coke my daughter picked up at Target. :D

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