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firewhiskeyficTitle:just another weasley sex shop story
Author:lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Fred/angelina, george/lee, percy/hermione, ron/verity, pansy/ginny, charlie/luna, harry/alicia/katie (Harry Poter fandom)
Challenge/Prompts used: fred & geroge, court jester, sex pollen, in heat
Summary: se title
Rating/Warnings: nc-17 to the smut i fi i can. het, femmeslahs, slash, kissing, blowjob, cunnilingus, titfuck, vaginal sex, anal sex.
Word count:1,700
Author's Notes (if any): given the prompts it seemed sensible to make this a fred weasley lives fic as i am sure many people would have preffered to start with. really though you should have seen it coming two twins? she had one to spare. obviously.
There waas a party at Wozards Wizard Wheezes, fred and George Weasley had invited all their friends and family or at least all their single friends and family of roughly the same age to the grand opening of a new range of rpoducts at their shop.
Which when everyone as assembled on their shop floor, especilly cleared for the occasion , they unvielled with their usual theatrical flair.
"oyo must be joking," percy said
"do we look like court jesters?" said Fred.
"well no that you mention it…" alicica said, "magenta isn't really your colour so…"
"just for that you don't get a discount spinnet" shor back fred.
"what would I want a bunch if sex toys for? Discounted or not. I can do for myself thak you very mcuh."
"I say you can,2 jordan said jealously or perhaps enviously? Either way he knew he wasn't getting some from spinnet.
Nd yes this is a'the weasley's expand into a sex shoip' fic because they already had love poions and erotic daydream charms, so wh y not? It's not a cliché it's a classic!
Everyone was blushing an guiltly sneaking looks at fred an d george's new wares. There were toys in phallic shaes, potions that aroused, potions that lubricate, gels ands oils and fancy costumes.
"So that one is?" pointed out Ron at a mysterious glass potopn bottle that was both the smallest and most expesive item in the display and it was entirely unlabelled to enchance it's allure.
"oh that," fred said
"you ouldn't need anything like that" george said.
"it really is to advanced."
"hey"!" don't be mean!" ron said, with a wave of his arms. A wave of the arms tht sned hthings flying and in a complicated and perfectly arrange sequences of crashes, smashes, swinging items and silodged things. Sent the bottle flying in a long ar that everyone's eyes followed until it smashed in the direct scentre of the room.
"ah." said geroge.
"oh dear," said fred.
"what was that?" said harry as a pink mist suffused the room.
"well if you'd caught it I wouldn't have to tell you." fred said.
"it's the base for the sex potions, a kind of pollen"
"a sex pollen?" Hermione said frowning. "you have sex pollen just sitting around in your shop."
"yes," said fred pointing his wand at the door, "the kind that makes everyone act like they are in heat. That;s why I am locking us in."
"what?"
"well I can't get let this out," fred said, "bad enough it'll happen to us bt do you want to see all the other shop keepers starkers and getting it on?"
"What's ahppening to us?" ron said. And at hus word everyone notcied that the room seemed to have gone up into tempeature by about 20 degrees, their clothes seemed to have been transficured int othe coarsest, itchiest fabrics imaginable and verious parts of their anatomy were hardening or becoming wet as the case might be.
"nothing for it,2 fred said, "we're just going to have to pend the night working this out of our system."
He swept Angelina Johnson up in his arms and carried her off in the depths of the room behind some stacks.
"hey!" George shouted aftre him. "why do you alwasys get angie? I want her."
his disappoint was lost though when Lee Hjordan siddled up to him and wrapped one thick strongly muscled arm about George's shoulders who was more than happy to swing that way at least for some of the evening.
Percy Weasley was brick red and beginning to regret his invitation, he'd known from the start that it was going to be something improper but he hadn't guess on quite how improper. He found himself swept up in a n impress with no less than herminoe granger though who eased thigs off with a gentle kisso the lips, going on her tiptoes to do it, Percy, gentleman that he was, wrapped his arms around her to support and return the kissed sloftly meshing their lips togeth and holding her as his tongue slowly played with hers eafter entering her mouth.
Ron wasin no way regrettying his invitation. He'd ended up in the back room of the shop, with a petite blone woman, the long time shap assisatant verity who had himsitting on the staff sofa with his jeans off and his legs spread wide to allow to knweel between them. Verity dragged her tongue along the length of ron's prick, before kissing it sweetly on the tip, his erection jerke and oozed precome as she repeated he process. Licking and kissing his shafte rand balls.
"verity!" Ron growled. And the girl grinned at him evil and then wrapped her mouth about his cock and sucked him deeply to his great releievf.
Pansy Parkinson hadn't been invited at all but had a habit of worming her way into places she shouldn't be a habi only increased by her vocaition of being witch weekly's premier gossip writer. She was earning her keep though, she was sown on her knees with Ginny weasley standing over her. Both of Ginny's suremely strong hands were wrapped up in hunks of pany;s hair tugging her deep into weasley's cunt. She needed be so forcefully Pansy thought as she lapped eagerly at Ginny's wet cunt, she'd have done this willingly but she wasn't complain. Ginny;s commandering attitude was getting her off as well.
Elsewhere Angelina was flat on her back and barechested. Fed sraddled her chest and fojndled her tits rough in both hands, her gigled and gaspad and mount as he tweaked her braod black nipples and abused them in a way that geroge wouldn't dare.
Then he smashed them up around his cock ad started to thrust, titfucking her ahd imagine how her dark sin would lookedd covered in his plae ome.
Ina still other part of the room, Charlie was busy with Luna Lovegood who it's totally plausible was invited and not mentioned up until now. Lun hadn't need much encouragement to shed all her clothes and leap up until Charlie's arms. She had her arms wrapped around his shoulders and her legs wrapped about his waist, all clinging at him and acting him to thrust nito her quick and hard. Charlie growled an d her up agasinst a wall her long blonde hair cushiong her back as he slammed into her harder and harder and their moans and shrieks grew loader and louder.
George had ended up bent over his own counter. Lee's big borad hands runinog over his back shoulders to arse, Lee murmurred appreciatively. He cupped and sequeexed george's arses and then covering is fingers with oi from one of the weasley's prdoucts, eased into geroge's arse hole, fingering him and amking him slick while the other hand stroked his cock.
The feeling of Lee taking his gfinger out and replacing it wit his ifnitely thicker cock, toook Georg'es breath away his mouth opened in a geat O and no sound game out. Lee ran his hands soothing over him again but contiuned to push deeper and deep, smoothly pushing forward and back to gently but very definitely fuck George.
George was about ready to gush geyers when Lee wrapped a slick hand around George's cock to bring him ff.
In another nook of the room, Harry couldn't believe his luck. He had alicia's tits pressed against his barechest and he had her tonuge in his muth, he had one of her hands entwined in his hair holding him place while her t nogue darted into her mouth and her other hand was holding no to katie bel''s blonde pontail guding her up on and down as she sucked Harry's cock. Katie bounced up and down on a dildo that sticking stright up from the floor by way of a sucktion cup that Alcica had snagge from a display.
"Now, now," Don't wais it on her" Alicia said as harry gronaed and moaned.
Alicia pulled her girlfriend's head off harry's cock and moved so that Kati'es mouth was on her cunt instead and her bum was pointeing at Harry's hard, drool covered cocked.
Harry placed one hand on her shoulder the other on her hip and drove his cock into her welcoming hot arse. Alcia squealed at the dual sensations of being eaten out and arse fucked all at once.
The shouts moans, screams, wet sounds and sounds of slapping flesh on flest filled every nook and cranny of the shop until one by one they died down and cae to stop as various participants happily ran out of stamina.
After a while Weasley (Fred) stood on top of the table, absolutely starkers, with a megaphone in his hand.
"well that was a good start, folks," He said and in a turn that was more mad hatter than court jester he followed it with; "Now everyone change places!"
"You're kidding, that's ridikkulus" an anonymous voice called out, vanquishing a stray boggart as well as making a statement.
But he wasn't kidding and everyone was quickly ready for round 2 with a new partner. George still didn't get Angelina though to his disappointment as her fellow chasers had already told her about Harry himself.
There was always round 3 he thought while Hermione dragged him into another corner.
-
The next morning everyone woke up with aching heads, dry mouths and vague sense of guilty pleasure. They slipped their clothese back on and wondered about to th shop's break room in search of coffee.
Somehow fred and george were there, looking pleased and immaculate in their horrid unifrom magenta robes. They beams and smiled and laid out coffee.
"let us never speak of it again," percy said burying jis face in a cup of coffee.
"well at least oy know it works." harry added before blushing and looking around.
"what works?2 said Fred innocently.
"the… the.. s-e-x p-o-l=l-en" harry said
"what pollen?" Geroge said innocently but aliglhtyl less so.
"what so you mean what pollen?"
"Well see," Fred said, "i's you standard magioc feather situation."
2what's that supposed to mean?" angelina towered over them both.
"it means the smut was inside you all along!"
Author:
lightofdayeI am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Fred/angelina, george/lee, percy/hermione, ron/verity, pansy/ginny, charlie/luna, harry/alicia/katie (Harry Poter fandom)
Challenge/Prompts used: fred & geroge, court jester, sex pollen, in heat
Summary: se title
Rating/Warnings: nc-17 to the smut i fi i can. het, femmeslahs, slash, kissing, blowjob, cunnilingus, titfuck, vaginal sex, anal sex.
Word count:1,700
Author's Notes (if any): given the prompts it seemed sensible to make this a fred weasley lives fic as i am sure many people would have preffered to start with. really though you should have seen it coming two twins? she had one to spare. obviously.
There waas a party at Wozards Wizard Wheezes, fred and George Weasley had invited all their friends and family or at least all their single friends and family of roughly the same age to the grand opening of a new range of rpoducts at their shop.
Which when everyone as assembled on their shop floor, especilly cleared for the occasion , they unvielled with their usual theatrical flair.
"oyo must be joking," percy said
"do we look like court jesters?" said Fred.
"well no that you mention it…" alicica said, "magenta isn't really your colour so…"
"just for that you don't get a discount spinnet" shor back fred.
"what would I want a bunch if sex toys for? Discounted or not. I can do for myself thak you very mcuh."
"I say you can,2 jordan said jealously or perhaps enviously? Either way he knew he wasn't getting some from spinnet.
Nd yes this is a'the weasley's expand into a sex shoip' fic because they already had love poions and erotic daydream charms, so wh y not? It's not a cliché it's a classic!
Everyone was blushing an guiltly sneaking looks at fred an d george's new wares. There were toys in phallic shaes, potions that aroused, potions that lubricate, gels ands oils and fancy costumes.
"So that one is?" pointed out Ron at a mysterious glass potopn bottle that was both the smallest and most expesive item in the display and it was entirely unlabelled to enchance it's allure.
"oh that," fred said
"you ouldn't need anything like that" george said.
"it really is to advanced."
"hey"!" don't be mean!" ron said, with a wave of his arms. A wave of the arms tht sned hthings flying and in a complicated and perfectly arrange sequences of crashes, smashes, swinging items and silodged things. Sent the bottle flying in a long ar that everyone's eyes followed until it smashed in the direct scentre of the room.
"ah." said geroge.
"oh dear," said fred.
"what was that?" said harry as a pink mist suffused the room.
"well if you'd caught it I wouldn't have to tell you." fred said.
"it's the base for the sex potions, a kind of pollen"
"a sex pollen?" Hermione said frowning. "you have sex pollen just sitting around in your shop."
"yes," said fred pointing his wand at the door, "the kind that makes everyone act like they are in heat. That;s why I am locking us in."
"what?"
"well I can't get let this out," fred said, "bad enough it'll happen to us bt do you want to see all the other shop keepers starkers and getting it on?"
"What's ahppening to us?" ron said. And at hus word everyone notcied that the room seemed to have gone up into tempeature by about 20 degrees, their clothes seemed to have been transficured int othe coarsest, itchiest fabrics imaginable and verious parts of their anatomy were hardening or becoming wet as the case might be.
"nothing for it,2 fred said, "we're just going to have to pend the night working this out of our system."
He swept Angelina Johnson up in his arms and carried her off in the depths of the room behind some stacks.
"hey!" George shouted aftre him. "why do you alwasys get angie? I want her."
his disappoint was lost though when Lee Hjordan siddled up to him and wrapped one thick strongly muscled arm about George's shoulders who was more than happy to swing that way at least for some of the evening.
Percy Weasley was brick red and beginning to regret his invitation, he'd known from the start that it was going to be something improper but he hadn't guess on quite how improper. He found himself swept up in a n impress with no less than herminoe granger though who eased thigs off with a gentle kisso the lips, going on her tiptoes to do it, Percy, gentleman that he was, wrapped his arms around her to support and return the kissed sloftly meshing their lips togeth and holding her as his tongue slowly played with hers eafter entering her mouth.
Ron wasin no way regrettying his invitation. He'd ended up in the back room of the shop, with a petite blone woman, the long time shap assisatant verity who had himsitting on the staff sofa with his jeans off and his legs spread wide to allow to knweel between them. Verity dragged her tongue along the length of ron's prick, before kissing it sweetly on the tip, his erection jerke and oozed precome as she repeated he process. Licking and kissing his shafte rand balls.
"verity!" Ron growled. And the girl grinned at him evil and then wrapped her mouth about his cock and sucked him deeply to his great releievf.
Pansy Parkinson hadn't been invited at all but had a habit of worming her way into places she shouldn't be a habi only increased by her vocaition of being witch weekly's premier gossip writer. She was earning her keep though, she was sown on her knees with Ginny weasley standing over her. Both of Ginny's suremely strong hands were wrapped up in hunks of pany;s hair tugging her deep into weasley's cunt. She needed be so forcefully Pansy thought as she lapped eagerly at Ginny's wet cunt, she'd have done this willingly but she wasn't complain. Ginny;s commandering attitude was getting her off as well.
Elsewhere Angelina was flat on her back and barechested. Fed sraddled her chest and fojndled her tits rough in both hands, her gigled and gaspad and mount as he tweaked her braod black nipples and abused them in a way that geroge wouldn't dare.
Then he smashed them up around his cock ad started to thrust, titfucking her ahd imagine how her dark sin would lookedd covered in his plae ome.
Ina still other part of the room, Charlie was busy with Luna Lovegood who it's totally plausible was invited and not mentioned up until now. Lun hadn't need much encouragement to shed all her clothes and leap up until Charlie's arms. She had her arms wrapped around his shoulders and her legs wrapped about his waist, all clinging at him and acting him to thrust nito her quick and hard. Charlie growled an d her up agasinst a wall her long blonde hair cushiong her back as he slammed into her harder and harder and their moans and shrieks grew loader and louder.
George had ended up bent over his own counter. Lee's big borad hands runinog over his back shoulders to arse, Lee murmurred appreciatively. He cupped and sequeexed george's arses and then covering is fingers with oi from one of the weasley's prdoucts, eased into geroge's arse hole, fingering him and amking him slick while the other hand stroked his cock.
The feeling of Lee taking his gfinger out and replacing it wit his ifnitely thicker cock, toook Georg'es breath away his mouth opened in a geat O and no sound game out. Lee ran his hands soothing over him again but contiuned to push deeper and deep, smoothly pushing forward and back to gently but very definitely fuck George.
George was about ready to gush geyers when Lee wrapped a slick hand around George's cock to bring him ff.
In another nook of the room, Harry couldn't believe his luck. He had alicia's tits pressed against his barechest and he had her tonuge in his muth, he had one of her hands entwined in his hair holding him place while her t nogue darted into her mouth and her other hand was holding no to katie bel''s blonde pontail guding her up on and down as she sucked Harry's cock. Katie bounced up and down on a dildo that sticking stright up from the floor by way of a sucktion cup that Alcica had snagge from a display.
"Now, now," Don't wais it on her" Alicia said as harry gronaed and moaned.
Alicia pulled her girlfriend's head off harry's cock and moved so that Kati'es mouth was on her cunt instead and her bum was pointeing at Harry's hard, drool covered cocked.
Harry placed one hand on her shoulder the other on her hip and drove his cock into her welcoming hot arse. Alcia squealed at the dual sensations of being eaten out and arse fucked all at once.
The shouts moans, screams, wet sounds and sounds of slapping flesh on flest filled every nook and cranny of the shop until one by one they died down and cae to stop as various participants happily ran out of stamina.
After a while Weasley (Fred) stood on top of the table, absolutely starkers, with a megaphone in his hand.
"well that was a good start, folks," He said and in a turn that was more mad hatter than court jester he followed it with; "Now everyone change places!"
"You're kidding, that's ridikkulus" an anonymous voice called out, vanquishing a stray boggart as well as making a statement.
But he wasn't kidding and everyone was quickly ready for round 2 with a new partner. George still didn't get Angelina though to his disappointment as her fellow chasers had already told her about Harry himself.
There was always round 3 he thought while Hermione dragged him into another corner.
-
The next morning everyone woke up with aching heads, dry mouths and vague sense of guilty pleasure. They slipped their clothese back on and wondered about to th shop's break room in search of coffee.
Somehow fred and george were there, looking pleased and immaculate in their horrid unifrom magenta robes. They beams and smiled and laid out coffee.
"let us never speak of it again," percy said burying jis face in a cup of coffee.
"well at least oy know it works." harry added before blushing and looking around.
"what works?2 said Fred innocently.
"the… the.. s-e-x p-o-l=l-en" harry said
"what pollen?" Geroge said innocently but aliglhtyl less so.
"what so you mean what pollen?"
"Well see," Fred said, "i's you standard magioc feather situation."
2what's that supposed to mean?" angelina towered over them both.
"it means the smut was inside you all along!"
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Date: 2023-04-11 06:17 pm (UTC)Cheers for reading!
the smut was inside you all along
Date: 2023-04-07 02:01 am (UTC)Well, this is just the pure essence of Firewhiskey right here.
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Date: 2023-04-11 06:19 pm (UTC)(Also I'm amused you or shelly left in the cut text I put in)
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Date: 2023-04-12 11:08 am (UTC)I was tempted to rearrange them just because of it but in the end was too lazy. Incidentally, we do not always post in order received. Sometimes it's reversed, sometimes alphabetical and occasionally something more random.
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Date: 2023-04-08 06:18 am (UTC)who was more than happy to swing that way at least for some of the evening.
This is my favorite line, lol.
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Date: 2023-04-10 04:06 am (UTC)And LOL for the authorial handwaving of "...who it's totally plausible was invited and not mentioned until now...."
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Date: 2023-04-11 06:21 pm (UTC)I put that in because I actually wondered for a while who to have in for the het bit and who it was plausible to be there. Even though almost everyone appeared out the blue.