ENTRY #6

[torino10154]

Title: This is Riddikulous
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Fred/George, Harry POTTAH
Challenge/Prompts used: Fred & George Weasley, Riddikulus, On Heat/In Heat, Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Summary: Wordplay is forewplay.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, implied twincest, a few niahgy wods
Word count: 105
Author's Notes (if any): LOL Better than nothing, amirte? Rhestorical question.


"Hey, Fred,"

"Yeah, GEorge,"

"Did you, uh, tiptpe thorigh the tulips earlier?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Because it's getting hot in here."

"THat;s riddikulus."

"Tisn't"

"You're too hot?"

"No... I'm on heat."

"....fuck."

"Exactly."

"Now?"

"Five minutes ago."

"Fuck."

"Bring me yar cock and stick in in me hole."

"You say the sweetes things--"

"FRED!"

"Nom, you're fred."

"Hard to tell sometimes, innit."

"Ypu've hot that birthmark on your hip."

"Take a closer look before I incarcerous your arae and mounth you like a bitch in heat."

"Are you fucking me or am i fucking you?"

"DOES IT REALLY MATTER?"

"Nom, no it doesn;t/"