ENTRY #6

[torino10154]

Title: This is Riddikulous
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Fred/George, Harry POTTAH
Challenge/Prompts used: Fred & George Weasley, Riddikulus, On Heat/In Heat, Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Summary: Wordplay is forewplay.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, implied twincest, a few niahgy wods
Word count: 105
Author's Notes (if any): LOL Better than nothing, amirte? Rhestorical question.


"Hey, Fred,"

"Yeah, GEorge,"

"Did you, uh, tiptpe thorigh the tulips earlier?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Because it's getting hot in here."

"THat;s riddikulus."

"Tisn't"

"You're too hot?"

"No... I'm on heat."

"....fuck."

"Exactly."

"Now?"

"Five minutes ago."

"Fuck."

"Bring me yar cock and stick in in me hole."

"You say the sweetes things--"

"FRED!"

"Nom, you're fred."

"Hard to tell sometimes, innit."

"Ypu've hot that birthmark on your hip."

"Take a closer look before I incarcerous your arae and mounth you like a bitch in heat."

"Are you fucking me or am i fucking you?"

"DOES IT REALLY MATTER?"

"Nom, no it doesn;t/"

Comments

[lightofdaye]

Lol. Short and sweet MA. Very bantery and twin like even the "niahgy wods".

Also: "Bring me yar cock and stick in in me hole." Is so very piraty. Lol.

[torino10154]

Thanks, Daye! No idea where the pirate speak came from. LOL

[lq_traintracks]

LMAO! This was sort of brilliant? Did you mean for one of them to speak like a pirate just for one line, or was that the alcohol talking? :D I loved that they couldn't even keep themselves straight! Perfect FWF!

[torino10154]

Definitely the alcohol!! ROFL I have no doubt they get confused who is who. ;) Thanks!!

[sdk]

"DOES IT REALLY MATTER?"

"Nom, no it doesn;t/"

That is correct and is always the top/bottom discourse I'm looking for. :P LOL this was good fun. Who knows which one of them is which? If they can't tell, how is the poor author supposed to keep them straight? XD

[torino10154]

That is correct and is always the top/bottom discourse I'm looking for.

This killed me!! ROFL And, yes, even in such a short piece, I tragically lost track of who was who. :P Thanks, bb!

hee

[oldtoadwoman]

"Are you fucking me or am i fucking you?"

"DOES IT REALLY MATTER?"

Fantastic!

Re: hee

[torino10154]

It really doesn't. :D Thanks!!

[torino10154]

Dialogue only drabble FTW! Not being able to keep track of the characters is classic FWF but then, with Fred and George, well, what else can you expect? LOL

[impala_chick]

LOL this dialogue is amazing. I appreciate that 'DOES IT REALLY MATTER?' is in all caps.

[torino10154]

It's an important point to emphasize! LOL Thanks!

[ride_4ever]

LOLZ! Short and sweet smut.

[torino10154]

Thank you!! Sometimes a quickie is best. ROFL

[anitac588]

LOLOLOL!!!!

[torino10154]

Thanks! :D