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1. Each entry has been posted separately so that creators can get feedback on their work. This is a drunken creation contest, so feel free to laugh and tease, just don't be cruel. We'll be watching very closely. CREATORS - DO NOT REPLY TO COMMENTS ON YOUR ENTRY. The voting period is anonymous. You may reply AFTER the reveals.

2. Some of these entries are very NC-17. Please keep this in mind when you click on the link. There will be no anonymous comments - you must have a DW account if you are going to comment.

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5. All votes must be in by Saturday, February 20th at 11:59PM EST. If you submitted a fic, you MUST vote. If you do not vote, and your fic was the winner in that category, guess what? You will not win!

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7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves.

ENTRY #1

[torino10154]

Title:valentine's medley
Author: lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Highlught to read spoiler pairings: *Lavender/Parvati, Ron/Hermione + Harry, Dean/Seamus and McGonagell/Percy Weasley *[mods cna you spoil this at all? it's sort of written as surprise](Harry Potter)
Challenge/Prompts used:lavender brown, andan oddifoots, the quote, amortentia. dirigible plums
Summary:hogwarts is almways tulmultous at valentine#s time
Rating/Warnings:nc-177 oh hope. blowjobs, anal sex, cunnilingus, vaginal sex
Word count:1,539
Author's Notes (if any):hey firewhiskeyfics. i don't know if drank enough, i worte this at the end and it's almost coherent. almost. enjoy!

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ENTRY #2

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Title: Lover's Cock Throb
Author: maraudersaffair
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Draco - HP
Challenge/Prompts used: All of them I think
Summary: Harry and Draco go on a date at Madam Pudifoot's on Valentines Day.
Rating/Warnings: Explicit
Word count: 1100
Author's Notes (if any): I'm going to bed!

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ENTRY #3

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Title: Up the Road

Author: ruinsplume

I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) more than twice over!

Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Tonks/Charlie Weasley but queer, so queer and Harry Potter ofc

Challenge/Prompts used: Madamk PUlddifoots’ Tea shoppe, dirigible bplums, amortentia

Summary: Tokns and Charlie have somehting in common. Even if neither can say what it is.

Rating/Warnings: M

Word count: 2024 omg if only i could write this many words sober

Author's Notes (if any): boy, covid ahs done a number on my tolernace for alcohol. If you don’t like reading het, don’t worry this is not het. like, really hnot.


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ENTRY #4

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Title: "You did what?"
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) Yep
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry, Luna, mention of Hargird, Firence/Harry Potter
Challenge/Prompts used: Diriginle plum and (barely) awkeard firs dae
Summary: Luna can't believe what Harry's been up to. And vce versa, honestly.
Rating/Warnings: R, improper use of fruit, omplied cross-speces romace
Word count: 325
Author's Notes (if any): No dea what the hell this is. But yay firewhsiky!

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ENTRY #5

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Title: the stinger
Author: lowereastside
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) very yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: drarry
Challenge/Prompts used: all of them?!
Summary: draco doesnt need a love potion, only a love poem
Rating/Warnings: E but like badly
Word count: 860
Author's Notes (if any): i miss going out and getting drinks :( so harry and draco can do it. heh heh 'do it.'

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ENTRY #6

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Title: Life Altering Xockatail
Author: tjs_whatnot … I almost forgot
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: characters are, lets see if I can remember, Lavender, Seamus, Dean, Hannah, Neville and Luna--I think.
Challenge/Prompts used: The love potion I ound’t spell even when I was sober, and Lavender Brown
Summary: Lavender is trowing a party. A love party.
Rating/Warnings: I don’t even know
Word count: I dont even care
Author's Notes (if any): I FINALLY FINISHED ONE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. ENHOY!

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ENTRY #7

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Title: like knowing yourself
Author: fwooshy
I am of legal drinking age in my regino: yeah………….. Im old
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: lavender/parvati v side harrydraco
Challenge/Prompts used: ;avender brown, Madam Puddifoot's Tea Sho, Dirigible plums, Amortentia
SUmmmarY DUDE>.......................... Okay this is about lavender brown. Andi wanted it to be about harry and draco and abou OTP love bout actaulyly it's jujst about lavender brow and how shes' a werewolf and in the end she love herself but also she loves that parvati loves her to
Ratings?warning: dude……………………. I have no fuking idea
Word count: 2415
AUthors NOTes: im glad this is 18+l i wish i was EST when is the next one????

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ENTRY #8

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Title: The Date
Author: mywitch
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yep
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Severus Snape
Challenge/Prompts used:Madam Puddifoot’s Tea Shop, Lavender Brown and DIricigle Plums
Summary: Desperate Severus uses a dating app
Rating/Warnings: G
Word count: szip
Author's Notes (if any): Such a fun firewhiskey fic dealio! Thnks mods! :D

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ENTRY #9

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Title: enough to get trough
Author: paulamcg
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes, olddd
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Surprise?/Lavender/HP
Challenge/Prompts used: All five
Summary: what can you do. When its Valentines day and you have no love and feel oldd
Rating/Warnings: G/lame?
Word count: <500
Author's Notes (if any): Thank you for giving Lav one more chance!

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ENTRY #10

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Title: No Excuses
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) Yep
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: James Sirius/Albus Severus
Challenge/Prompts used: Amortentia (but a real lusty one)
Summary: James is drugged, yadda yadda, they ~have to~ yadda yadda.
Rating/Warnings: NC-23; sibling incest, nonconsenual drug use, underage
Word count: 2,800-ish
Author's Notes (if any): This is not good. It’s made worse that it tries to be .lol. I seriously don’t really evenknow what happens in this?? There’s sex. In a bathroom.


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ENTRY #11

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Title: Witches just want to have fun
Author: oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yup
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Hermione Grainger, Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter fandom
Challenge/Prompts used: all of them, sorta
Summary: A few weeks after her divorce is finalized, Hermione agrees to a double-date… in the middle of a muggle pandemic… it's awkward.
Rating/Warnings: teen? There might have been swearing. I don't remember.
Word count: 3800ish
Author's Notes (if any):

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ENTRY #12

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Title: A high concept drunken mess
Author: sdk
I am of legal drinking age in my region: It is true, I am.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry Potter: Lavender/Ron, Harry/Cho, Pansy/Hermione
Challenge/Prompts used: Lavender Brown, Madam tea shop person, plums, crazy plums, amortentia, and oh to young and stinging quote.
Summary: Thigs are weird but always for a reason.
Rating/Warnings: Rish? I wish it were properly pornyer bu t when i got to smut, i was tired lolol. SOBER ADDITION: There's quite a bit of non-con/dub-con implied. My drunk self apparently didn't think that needed a warning. WHOOPS.
Word count: 1kish
Author's Notes (if any): Look, I was going for something here, that I might should not have attempted drunk so sorry if its confusing or just silly. Hahaha. I mean, i probably wouldn’t have tried to write it sober anyway so you know, what is this author’s note and why am i not shutting up? I’m going to shut up now, thank you very much, and goodnight!

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ENTRY #13

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Title: I swear I know my fruit. Promise.
Author: veelawings
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Absolutely
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP | Drarry
Challenge/Prompts used: I tried to use all of them but there was a glaring typo so I'm not sure if one of the prompts will count. 😅
Summary: A Potions Profressor walks into a tea shop? I don't know.
Rating/Warnings: Mature, Mentions of Amorentia attempts and rimming that never happened.
Word count: 616
Author's Notes (if any): I wish I could have stayed up for the ending.

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ENTRY #14

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Title: Work Complete
Author: walgesang
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing: Hermione/Pansy
Challenge/Prompts used: Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop
Summary: Hermione and Pansy have to work together on a Charms assignment thanks to Professors Flirtwikcs work together better process. It goes even better than they could have expected.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, strap-on sex, oral sex, drinking, tipsy!sex
Word count: ~1400
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to torino and sdk for hosting such a fun fest! I didn't think i would get sper drunk until i actually started writing and oh my. This is a stmutty fic and the ending is well not as god as i'd hoped but enjoy! (Sober notes: Hermione and Pansy both are students at Hogwarts as students after the Battle of Hogwarts in order to finish their studies)

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ENTRY #15

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Title: Dirigible means able to take direction, didnt you know?
Author: songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) I’m double it!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: some of the chicks from teh DA all grown up. I'm not sure yet whether they fuck. Cho, LAvender, Parvti, Luna, Hermione. I'm not sure why this is Cho-cenric but oh well.
Challenge/Prompts used:
Lavender Brown
Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop
Dirigible plums
Amortentia
"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."
BINGO
[MOD NOTE: Never let it be said that your mods are not kind and benevolent souls. There was an html error here which struckthrough the entire fic. We took pity on the mystery author and corrected it so that everyone could actually read the fic, but this is a stark reminder not to drink and code. ;)]

Summary: These witches have discvovered goop.com and want to make a knock-off.
Rating/Warnings: shrug
ord count:
Author's Notes (if any): The whole premise was designed to get us to the dirigible plums. And then I lost interest.
Thanks so much to the mods for continuing to run this!

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ENTRY #16

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Title: The Secretry
Author: ayebydan
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:harry potter/lavender brown
Challenge/Prompts used:lavender brown
Summary: Lavender has been Harry’s secretary for many years
Rating/Warnings:No
Word count:754
Author's Notes (if any): I think this was meant to have a whole second half I was too wasted to even think about never mind try write. Oops.

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