ENTRY #8

[torino10154]

Title: The Date
Author: mywitch
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yep
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Severus Snape
Challenge/Prompts used:Madam Puddifoot’s Tea Shop, Lavender Brown and DIricigle Plums
Summary: Desperate Severus uses a dating app
Rating/Warnings: G
Word count: szip
Author's Notes (if any): Such a fun firewhiskey fic dealio! Thnks mods! :D

Comments

[lightofdaye]

Lol! He lied about his age as well!

Very nice MA, I wasn't expecting that ending and Sev's reaction to the other options are hilarious.

[mywitch]

Voldy has no shame! Thanks for liking it! :D

[lq_traintracks]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is hilarious omg! 'Not a whore house' killed me! And the little hole in the wall labeled, 'Peter'. This was fantastic!

[mywitch]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I think Snape will never get all the Peter stuff out of his house, lol

[walgesang]

OMG I love his reactions to the people on the app! XD

[mywitch]

Thanks so much! I had fun with that :D

♥

[oldtoadwoman]

Bwahaha! The exterior of the teashop is perfect! Heart windows! "not a whorehouse"

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[mywitch]

LOL - I really thought it looked like one so I had to be clear, yanno. :D

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[oldtoadwoman]

It was inspired. And I only just noticed the hole with "Peter" written over it. Love it!

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[mywitch]

Peter, gah, what a horrible roommate. Make yourself at home why don't you, just gnaw through the moulding ya little rat! LOL

[lower_east_side]

I've been laughing for five minutes straight, this is gold.

[mywitch]

Ah, thank you so much for that! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D

[fwooshy]

true evil knows its way around a spreadsheet!!! this was soo funny, I loved it so much. voldy's face... is so.. precious??? so now I ship voldy/snape thanks to you

[mywitch]

LOL I loved your comment - true evil + spreadsheets = a match made in heaven...or hell...

Voldy/Snape 4evah!!!

[paulamcg]

I can't stop admiring all the facial expressions - each and every one of them, in the photos, too. Brilliant!

[mywitch]

Thank you! I so appreciate that!

[pauraque]

Aaaahhahaha, too good! XD

[mywitch]

Thanks so much!

[ruinsplume]

...and that’s the real story of how Snape ended up working for Voldemort! I LOVED this—his expressions were so great and I was laughing out loud so much that I had to make up some excuse about what I was looking at as it was NOT appropriate to share the real content. I also loved the *not a whorehouse and the nod to how people misrepresent themselves on dating apps with photo!Tom looking nothing like Voldy!Tom. This was absolutely terrific, MA!

[mywitch]

That's always a good sign, when you have to make up something else to pretend to be laughing about! :D thanks so much!

[maraudersaffair]

OH MY GOD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS PERFECT !!!

"I KNOW MY WAY AROUND AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET" ???????

I love this so much!! <3 <3

[mywitch]

Pure Evil and Spreadsheets - I ship it :D
Thanks for liking this!

[amilyn]

This is GLORIOUS.

Just...AMAZING and funny and delightful.

You are a JOY!

[mywitch]

Aww thank you! I am so happy you enjoyed this thing! :D

[torino10154]

Dear Lord, you never disappoint!! Love the dating app, his reaction to each of the people, Peter's mouse hole, "not a whorehouse", and Voldie's profile. LOLOLOLOLOLOL All of it was fantastic. Brilliant stuff.

[mywitch]

Thank you so much! tbh I was so drunk I couldn't even tell if it was funny or not :P I'm so happy you enjoyed it!

[veelawings]

I laughed so hard at this it sent me into a coughing fit 😂😂

Every expression on Severus's face was *perfect*!!

[mywitch]

Thanks a million! I hope the coughing didn't last long :D

[sdk]

LOLOLOLOL. omg Severus' face is everything. I don't know how you make him so full of expression but I was dying at every frame. The Not a Whore House sign killed me dead, but Voldemort's sweet dating face at the end? When he's cuping his cheeks??? OMG. I JUST CAN NOT. "So I put on a little weight" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is utterly perfect.

[mywitch]

Oh thank you so much! I am so pleased you liked Voldy in this. Poor V always gets such a (well-deserved of course) bum rap :D I'm so happy you enjoyed it!

[songquake]

I just about died laughing at this one, "MA"! Like, all the details (as usual) but the "my balls are as blue as dirigible plums" really got me as did EVERY FRAME OF VOLDIE. And "You don't look like your photo."

>.<

So so so good. Thank you!

[mywitch]

Thanks a million! I liked that plum line too, haha. I'm so happy you enjoyed it! :D