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firewhiskeyficTitle:valentine's medley
Author:lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Highlught to read spoiler pairings: *Lavender/Parvati, Ron/Hermione + Harry, Dean/Seamus and McGonagell/Percy Weasley *[mods cna you spoil this at all? it's sort of written as surprise](Harry Potter)
Challenge/Prompts used:lavender brown, andan oddifoots, the quote, amortentia. dirigible plums
Summary:hogwarts is almways tulmultous at valentine#s time
Rating/Warnings:nc-177 oh hope. blowjobs, anal sex, cunnilingus, vaginal sex
Word count:1,539
Author's Notes (if any):hey firewhiskeyfics. i don't know if drank enough, i worte this at the end and it's almost coherent. almost. enjoy!
Lavender Brown
Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop
Dirigible plums
Amortentia
"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."
It was valentine’s day at Hgowarts amd Profeesor Mcgonagell was watching the eighth years stream into hogsmeade. The middle of february had always seemed an od time for a holiday to minvervra . It was still winter and the prsopective love bir were wading nito the village trhough a mixture of mud and slsh that was throughly non-romantic as far as she was concerned. But maybe that was why it was then to cheer people up iat the middle of a lnog winer, or neary there end she corrected herslef.
Assuming they would be cheered up at that age, the students were so easily through thrown off of their emotional Vlance IF THE the rght person did ask them ofut didn’t ask them out or if the wrong person did, or if a wing or a wink went astray or unnoticed, they were distaught at once.
Lacenfre Brown for example was sulking around the entrance hall waiin g tfor Seamus finnigan to take her to maddam puddifoot’s tea shop, but it looked as if the irishman was going with dean thomas instead.
“Oh, to be young and feel love’s keem sting2 Mcgonagell said, outloud for no ofbvious reason. The oung professor, one of the new cohort who had arrived since the battle of hogwarts , started and llooked at her. His neck had gone a pink colour at hier words and he looked to eb trying to engage her in conversation. Heis solulfil blue euyes looking at osulfully and admiringly as they always did.
“Can I help headmistreess?” He said stepping close tho her.
McGonagell clearled her throat and continued in something more like her usual severe tones.
“proffessor would you mind going and helping Filch look at anything brought to the castle, this afternoon. We alsowa have problems at ths time of year with the students trying to sneak amortentia back inot the castle.”
He agreed with alacrity as he walways did to any suggestion of hers. But there was ahint of wistfulness in his expression as he left her personally s[ace/
-
despite what her headmistriss might think lavender brown was not at all put ot buy Seamus ‘ preference for othr company. Instread she was going down to hogsmeade arm in arm with parvato patil.
And yeah they did go to madam puffifoots which was almost as good as madam piddifoots or madam puddifoots, the dtwo precedding similarly themed shops on the same premises.
They sconsed themselves in a corner, with a pot of tea. Thry didn’t speak much at first, both o f them dtikning their cfurst cup of tea slowly and swealing the dregs around, to tell each others fortune.
Unfortunately as they were driking pot of tea there were ver little fregs of tea in the cup because that’s what the [pt os fpr/ pr os it? I cant’ remember if trewlawny server from a pot or not and I can’t fine my copy of pia. All the others ues poa now. Its somewhere.
They giggled over their mistake and parvati moved around the padded pbench on their table so she was much closer yo lavener.
“o thought this would be more awkward,” parvati said.
“why would rhihs be awkward?” lavedner asked. “you’re my best friend, he hango ut together all the time”
“It’ s valentine’s tho.”
“yeaH?”
“and ia sked you to Madam Puddifoot’s, just the two of us” parvato said.
“ohm,” Lavender said, but she was talking not about scientists. “oh my)
“That’s right, it was supposed to be a date,” parvati said . “i’m was wrong it was awkward onow, very, very awkward/”
parvati was flustered he w hands were waiving, random, until it was lavender who caught them and helf them in her grup.
“no it is.” and she leant into kiss parvait.
It was an excellent kiss and lasted or a long time.
And was not at all aqkqard
-
This was not a first date. It wasn’t really a date at all. But it was an extremely awkward occssion.
Ron and Hermione were bicking her again and Harry was stuck in the mddkle. Not like in the middle of the occasion or argument, they weren’t bringing him into it. The y were aruging over the tip of him in ron’s case or around him in hermiones.
He was scuch a third wheel.
An he would have been usedo to it if it was the old kind of argument when it was actually about an issue or subject or something.
It wasn’t about that at all anymore
aruging was foreplay for them now. And they were doing it cosntstantly.
The arguing… and what it lead to. The images were seared into harry’s head and everytime he th herard them arguin the flashed to the first forefront on harry’s mind.
He was a third wheel, and he couldn’t escpae… and hew was paunfully tuned on by ut all.
-
Seamus and Dan hadn’t even bothered with hogsmeade, there wasn’t awkwrdness between the more a date. Instead there was n understanding and a plentiful amount of lust.
They hadn’t gone back to the common room either, or the domitory and it’s privacy, they had an idea that neville had any number of partnres joinging him them there today.
They’d found an abandoned classroom, that old standby of horny couples instead,
Dean was on his knees, Seamus’s jeans were around his ankles, as a prelimary to them being kicked away from them both. Dean hadnt waited though and wrapped his mouth around semaus cock.
seamus’s knuckles were whit a he gripped the desk he was leaning on as dean;s cheeks hollowed sucking and slurping his cock with wild abandon.
Fuck, dean!” seamus groaned.
“after,” dean said with a wink, his mouth popping free of his cock for a second.
The took the opptunity to discard deamus’s clothing. Then dean went back to it. Not suckin g seamus’ cock but attachknig his balls instead, licked nasl swirling his tongue over them as if they were as tasty a pair of dirigible plums as he’d every eated.
Dean thrust his fingers into seamus’ arse not letting up on his nuts either until seamus cried out and came great spurts of come that ended up of dean’s face.
He didn’t wipe it off as he turned seamus over nad bend him over the desk. They hadn’t measure but seamus liked it like this, he though it was easy to fit dena’s cock in his arse than vice verse.
Dean pounded him hard and fast and it stung a little at first, but seamus was not complaining at all.
-
they went to his office rather than his one all the sutendts had returned to the castle, minvervra didn’t appreciate the office. Ortriars all looking at her if they did it in her office.
Their youngest professor was willing and able and woas willing to do whatever she asked, he would have been equal as illing not so many ears ago when he was only a head boy eager to learn whatever h could learn.
It wouldn’t have been appropriate then, but it was less so no. the difference btween teacher and headteacher, not as great as that beentween pupil and student.
Mivervra’s hands dug into the curly red locks and pulled him further into his pussy, he moaned softly and redoubled his efforts, his horned rimmed glasses nocked askew, he didnt; need them though to keep lapping at her cunt.
Muggle studiesp roffessor percy weasley was not at all complaining. Her lapped and he lapped at her cunt, luxuriouating in it. In it’s taste in the sounds that minvervra made to reward him for his effort.
His hands, jept primly at his sides, or tougching lher legs at first, ventured upwardms cupping and dqueezing her breasts.
Mcgonagell leant back in his office chair. Biting her bottom lip. She pulled part her robes, to allow him access and his hands on her bare skin were more than she could bare.
“proffesoor, I..” she said hoarsely. She din;t know how she was going ot finshed that sentence.
Percy stopped linking at her. His face cane up and one of his hands released her breast and instead went of a pot of something in a draw. The lube he spread on her cunt felt a little chill but his warm hands soon olved that.
Minervra was wetter than she’d bee na long time but the lube was still a relief. The young professor had thought of everything.
Percy weasley mounted her, her legs played wide in his char. She gripped him, arms and legs wrapping about him as well as they were still able, as he thrust into her. Slowly at first but it seemed percy could ont contain himself for long, ahd her fucked her hand and fast slamming his full length in and out of her, in long hard strokes.
Their mixed moans and st cries fullred the air.
Minervra was still not young, and had no intention of feeling ‘love’s sting’ but that didn’t mean she dstill didn’ tlike t get properly shagged now and again.
Author:
lightofdayeI am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Highlught to read spoiler pairings: *Lavender/Parvati, Ron/Hermione + Harry, Dean/Seamus and McGonagell/Percy Weasley *[mods cna you spoil this at all? it's sort of written as surprise](Harry Potter)
Challenge/Prompts used:lavender brown, andan oddifoots, the quote, amortentia. dirigible plums
Summary:hogwarts is almways tulmultous at valentine#s time
Rating/Warnings:nc-177 oh hope. blowjobs, anal sex, cunnilingus, vaginal sex
Word count:1,539
Author's Notes (if any):hey firewhiskeyfics. i don't know if drank enough, i worte this at the end and it's almost coherent. almost. enjoy!
Lavender Brown
Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop
Dirigible plums
Amortentia
"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."
It was valentine’s day at Hgowarts amd Profeesor Mcgonagell was watching the eighth years stream into hogsmeade. The middle of february had always seemed an od time for a holiday to minvervra . It was still winter and the prsopective love bir were wading nito the village trhough a mixture of mud and slsh that was throughly non-romantic as far as she was concerned. But maybe that was why it was then to cheer people up iat the middle of a lnog winer, or neary there end she corrected herslef.
Assuming they would be cheered up at that age, the students were so easily through thrown off of their emotional Vlance IF THE the rght person did ask them ofut didn’t ask them out or if the wrong person did, or if a wing or a wink went astray or unnoticed, they were distaught at once.
Lacenfre Brown for example was sulking around the entrance hall waiin g tfor Seamus finnigan to take her to maddam puddifoot’s tea shop, but it looked as if the irishman was going with dean thomas instead.
“Oh, to be young and feel love’s keem sting2 Mcgonagell said, outloud for no ofbvious reason. The oung professor, one of the new cohort who had arrived since the battle of hogwarts , started and llooked at her. His neck had gone a pink colour at hier words and he looked to eb trying to engage her in conversation. Heis solulfil blue euyes looking at osulfully and admiringly as they always did.
“Can I help headmistreess?” He said stepping close tho her.
McGonagell clearled her throat and continued in something more like her usual severe tones.
“proffessor would you mind going and helping Filch look at anything brought to the castle, this afternoon. We alsowa have problems at ths time of year with the students trying to sneak amortentia back inot the castle.”
He agreed with alacrity as he walways did to any suggestion of hers. But there was ahint of wistfulness in his expression as he left her personally s[ace/
-
despite what her headmistriss might think lavender brown was not at all put ot buy Seamus ‘ preference for othr company. Instread she was going down to hogsmeade arm in arm with parvato patil.
And yeah they did go to madam puffifoots which was almost as good as madam piddifoots or madam puddifoots, the dtwo precedding similarly themed shops on the same premises.
They sconsed themselves in a corner, with a pot of tea. Thry didn’t speak much at first, both o f them dtikning their cfurst cup of tea slowly and swealing the dregs around, to tell each others fortune.
Unfortunately as they were driking pot of tea there were ver little fregs of tea in the cup because that’s what the [pt os fpr/ pr os it? I cant’ remember if trewlawny server from a pot or not and I can’t fine my copy of pia. All the others ues poa now. Its somewhere.
They giggled over their mistake and parvati moved around the padded pbench on their table so she was much closer yo lavener.
“o thought this would be more awkward,” parvati said.
“why would rhihs be awkward?” lavedner asked. “you’re my best friend, he hango ut together all the time”
“It’ s valentine’s tho.”
“yeaH?”
“and ia sked you to Madam Puddifoot’s, just the two of us” parvato said.
“ohm,” Lavender said, but she was talking not about scientists. “oh my)
“That’s right, it was supposed to be a date,” parvati said . “i’m was wrong it was awkward onow, very, very awkward/”
parvati was flustered he w hands were waiving, random, until it was lavender who caught them and helf them in her grup.
“no it is.” and she leant into kiss parvait.
It was an excellent kiss and lasted or a long time.
And was not at all aqkqard
-
This was not a first date. It wasn’t really a date at all. But it was an extremely awkward occssion.
Ron and Hermione were bicking her again and Harry was stuck in the mddkle. Not like in the middle of the occasion or argument, they weren’t bringing him into it. The y were aruging over the tip of him in ron’s case or around him in hermiones.
He was scuch a third wheel.
An he would have been usedo to it if it was the old kind of argument when it was actually about an issue or subject or something.
It wasn’t about that at all anymore
aruging was foreplay for them now. And they were doing it cosntstantly.
The arguing… and what it lead to. The images were seared into harry’s head and everytime he th herard them arguin the flashed to the first forefront on harry’s mind.
He was a third wheel, and he couldn’t escpae… and hew was paunfully tuned on by ut all.
-
Seamus and Dan hadn’t even bothered with hogsmeade, there wasn’t awkwrdness between the more a date. Instead there was n understanding and a plentiful amount of lust.
They hadn’t gone back to the common room either, or the domitory and it’s privacy, they had an idea that neville had any number of partnres joinging him them there today.
They’d found an abandoned classroom, that old standby of horny couples instead,
Dean was on his knees, Seamus’s jeans were around his ankles, as a prelimary to them being kicked away from them both. Dean hadnt waited though and wrapped his mouth around semaus cock.
seamus’s knuckles were whit a he gripped the desk he was leaning on as dean;s cheeks hollowed sucking and slurping his cock with wild abandon.
Fuck, dean!” seamus groaned.
“after,” dean said with a wink, his mouth popping free of his cock for a second.
The took the opptunity to discard deamus’s clothing. Then dean went back to it. Not suckin g seamus’ cock but attachknig his balls instead, licked nasl swirling his tongue over them as if they were as tasty a pair of dirigible plums as he’d every eated.
Dean thrust his fingers into seamus’ arse not letting up on his nuts either until seamus cried out and came great spurts of come that ended up of dean’s face.
He didn’t wipe it off as he turned seamus over nad bend him over the desk. They hadn’t measure but seamus liked it like this, he though it was easy to fit dena’s cock in his arse than vice verse.
Dean pounded him hard and fast and it stung a little at first, but seamus was not complaining at all.
-
they went to his office rather than his one all the sutendts had returned to the castle, minvervra didn’t appreciate the office. Ortriars all looking at her if they did it in her office.
Their youngest professor was willing and able and woas willing to do whatever she asked, he would have been equal as illing not so many ears ago when he was only a head boy eager to learn whatever h could learn.
It wouldn’t have been appropriate then, but it was less so no. the difference btween teacher and headteacher, not as great as that beentween pupil and student.
Mivervra’s hands dug into the curly red locks and pulled him further into his pussy, he moaned softly and redoubled his efforts, his horned rimmed glasses nocked askew, he didnt; need them though to keep lapping at her cunt.
Muggle studiesp roffessor percy weasley was not at all complaining. Her lapped and he lapped at her cunt, luxuriouating in it. In it’s taste in the sounds that minvervra made to reward him for his effort.
His hands, jept primly at his sides, or tougching lher legs at first, ventured upwardms cupping and dqueezing her breasts.
Mcgonagell leant back in his office chair. Biting her bottom lip. She pulled part her robes, to allow him access and his hands on her bare skin were more than she could bare.
“proffesoor, I..” she said hoarsely. She din;t know how she was going ot finshed that sentence.
Percy stopped linking at her. His face cane up and one of his hands released her breast and instead went of a pot of something in a draw. The lube he spread on her cunt felt a little chill but his warm hands soon olved that.
Minervra was wetter than she’d bee na long time but the lube was still a relief. The young professor had thought of everything.
Percy weasley mounted her, her legs played wide in his char. She gripped him, arms and legs wrapping about him as well as they were still able, as he thrust into her. Slowly at first but it seemed percy could ont contain himself for long, ahd her fucked her hand and fast slamming his full length in and out of her, in long hard strokes.
Their mixed moans and st cries fullred the air.
Minervra was still not young, and had no intention of feeling ‘love’s sting’ but that didn’t mean she dstill didn’ tlike t get properly shagged now and again.
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Date: 2021-02-16 05:57 pm (UTC)And yeah they did go to madam puffifoots which was almost as good as madam piddifoots or madam puddifoots, the dtwo precedding similarly themed shops on the same premises.
These had me LOL!!! But man, the Dean/Seamus and the McGonagall/Percy were HOT! Like, I never expected to be into the latter, but... damn! *fans self*
Fantastic drunk writing! :D
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Date: 2021-03-02 09:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-16 07:11 pm (UTC)The y were aruging over the tip of him in ron’s case or around him in hermiones.
He was scuch a third wheel. loved this
Also I was NOT expecting that pair at the end 🤣
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Date: 2021-03-02 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-17 04:29 am (UTC)Unfortunately as they were driking pot of tea there were ver little fregs of tea in the cup because that’s what the [pt os fpr/ pr os it? I cant’ remember if trewlawny server from a pot or not and I can’t fine my copy of pia. All the others ues poa now. Its somewhere.
hehehe this made me giggle.
love that they got their happy and totally not "aqkqard" ending!!
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Date: 2021-03-02 09:06 pm (UTC)Glad you like Lav/Parvati, they are sweet and I like referencing their love of divination.
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Date: 2021-02-17 07:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-03-02 09:08 pm (UTC)Mcg deserves a happy ending I think!
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Date: 2021-02-18 07:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-03-02 09:09 pm (UTC)Thanks for reading.
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Date: 2021-02-18 07:53 pm (UTC)Love to see Minerva getting some fun!
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Date: 2021-03-02 09:09 pm (UTC)Cheers for reading.
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Date: 2021-02-19 01:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-03-02 09:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-19 03:33 pm (UTC)LMAO
Love your different pairings and I really wanna read more McG getting down with younger men. YUMMMMMM
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Date: 2021-03-02 09:11 pm (UTC)Cheers! She seems to have gone down well! Or rather Percy did.
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Date: 2021-02-20 06:17 am (UTC)I was snickering to myself like a mad person XD
Also, I *love* the Percy/Minerva!
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Date: 2021-03-02 09:12 pm (UTC)Thanks for reading.
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Date: 2021-02-21 05:57 am (UTC)Here's where trying to insert vowels into the typos gets fun! Is it slush or slash that's not romantic in this story? Except we see that oh, yes, it was the slush that isn't romantic because the slash definitely is!!
I love the way you worked the Puddifoot typos into the theme of the story, well done there.
PERCY!!! He's such a Boy Scout!
I love seeing Minerva getting some attention like the sexy lady she is. ♥!
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Date: 2021-03-02 09:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-21 03:08 pm (UTC)Loved this! Little snippets of everyone's Vday was so fun!
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Date: 2021-03-02 09:14 pm (UTC)Cheers for reading! (And of course running :) )
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Date: 2021-02-22 08:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-23 01:52 pm (UTC)Good thing you didn't try and use that word on the night! LOL I don't think I can spell it sober.
It's our pleasure. *bows humbly*
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Date: 2021-02-23 02:10 pm (UTC)Luckily I can use spellchecker atm, lol.