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firewhiskeyficTitle: Dirigible means able to take direction, didnt you know?
Author:songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) I’m double it!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: some of the chicks from teh DA all grown up. I'm not sure yet whether they fuck. Cho, LAvender, Parvti, Luna, Hermione. I'm not sure why this is Cho-cenric but oh well.
Challenge/Prompts used:
Lavender Brown
Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop
Dirigible plums
Amortentia
"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."
BINGO
[MOD NOTE: Never let it be said that your mods are not kind and benevolent souls. There was an html error here which struckthrough the entire fic. We took pity on the mystery author and corrected it so that everyone could actually read the fic, but this is a stark reminder not to drink and code. ;)]
Summary: These witches have discvovered goop.com and want to make a knock-off.
Rating/Warnings: shrug
ord count:
Author's Notes (if any): The whole premise was designed to get us to the dirigible plums. And then I lost interest.
Thanks so much to the mods for continuing to run this!
Cho wasn't sure what she was expecting when she accepted the invitation to Madam Puddifoot's on Valentiene's day. From Labender Brown, no less.
Okay, she new exactly what she was expceteing, though she was surprised both by the invitation and by her eagerness to show up. NOt that she didn't realize that femme girls could like girls; jock that she was,s he did mostly facney herself as feminine.
Kinda.
But that was neither here nor there. Because as much as Cho was curious about the opportunity to ...explore common interests? with Lavender, she had an inklyikng that sexy exploration wasn't qutie what was on Lav's mind.
At least not when she saw Hermione Granger Pavarti Patil, nad Luna lovegood sitting with Lavender. Because if Lavender had been inviting Cho to a dyke orgy, Surely she would nave offered some sort of clue? Like, "remember to wear your lacy knickers, or custest boyshorts, Cho." Or "if you have any special tos, you might want to bring the,. wink "(Okay, listen bbs. I just tried to put askterisks aroudn the winks in order to denote the action,and stupid autoformat bolded it for me. but that won't come out in the html, i htink, to take it as read that if it looks like there are supposed to be asterisks to denote an action, I WROTE THEM.)
Where was i? Right a kaffee klatsch of thirty-something Hogwarts alumnae setaed in Madam Puddifoot's on teh day of the eyar in which the shop was guaranteed to be overrun by Hogwarts STUDENTS.
Cho could see Hermione rolling her eyes as Lavender squealed, "CHO! so glad you could make it!" And several wands swilring around to erect som sort of privacy charm. Probably each witch cast a different one. Cho could feel the characteristic buzzing of Hermione's Muffliator as she sat. She pointed at her ears and all four witches grinned sheepishly and added her to the exception.
"What's all the cloack-and-daggar then?" Cho asked.
"I've had an idea!" Lav ender said. she seemed alsmost to be wriggling in her seat, rather like an overgwon puppy. "But I need help and adviec adn..people with mroe >ifluenceLoup- — it's a nod to your inspiration and a nod to you, the founder."
Lavender's face was as red as Cho had ever seen it. Shame, embarrassment. "i don't know," she said. "I was hopinjg to keep my er, furry problem out of the business model."
"But how revolutionary would it be," Hermione said, seeming acutlly interested for the first time all day. "We could highlight how people with whats the owrd for werewolfism, brcuease you knwo Hermione uses person-first language. We could highlight how persons with lycanthropy are leading the way in living their best lives, being their sexy selves, and how dare non-infected witches be afraid to seize their poewr that way!!"
"In you there are two wolves," Luna said dreamily. "One of them wants to smash the patriarchy. The other wants to just orgasm as much as possible."
Everyone laughted at that. "Good one, Luna," Parvati said.
"Yes," she srelipled, "except I think we want to cater to the both-and crowd on that. It needn't be a dichotomy. Our company can indulge both." Luna paused. "Have we takled enough about what were up to,yet? bceuase I realy want to talk about using dirigible plums as sex aids."
Oh, yes," said Lavender. "I'd been curious about what you meant by that. I was wondering if we ould includethem in our organc orgy kit."
Cho spluttered on her tea. Whcih had osmehow magically appeared without her ordering it. Becasue magic. They were at q magical tea shop after all.
"Tits not a tea shop, by the way,'" Luna said. "It's alos a tea ROOM. LIke the kind that has a seedy bath and we can go fuck if we want."
"that might be best," Parvati said thorughtfully. "Or somewhere even more private—we do need to test our dieas bfore we sell them to the public."
THe back fo Madam Puddifoot's was actually a giant sauna. The tea service followed them in, which Cho supposed was for cover—after all, if she is acutally serving ea, Madam Puddifuoodt can't be accused of only "serving tea."
Wxcwpt that tea was not what was hin the pot. "A hair from each of you, ladies," Hermione said, plucking one wiry bit from her tresses adn adding it to the pot. The others followed. Even Cho, as she got a whiff of the scent rising from the pot: crisp air, five spice, and pussy.
"So we have the multiplayer amortentia for our orgy," Hermione said. "hopefully ait's weak enough that the consnet issues aren't going to be an issue, but also I just watched you each put your own hair in, and yo're hcoosing to drink it, so."
Parvati was visibly and AUDIBLY rollingher eyesa s she reahed for her teacup. "Do we need to sign releases again?"
"Only Cho," Hermione responded, and handed a legalese docuemnt ot Cho. Who signed without reading becuase Herione was a lawyer and she wasn't and also becuase Hermione was a hot friend and Cho is horny. She hadned the form and the quill (which had also magically appeared, perhaps our of Hermione's beaded bag?) back. And put her own hair in the pot.
"now beefore i drink this, what all else do we have going on here?" Cho asked.
"Dirigible plums!" Luna exclaimed. "I've magicked a charm on them so they won't burst or fall apart. And non-permeable. But they follow our desires and direcitons on their own—and when I put one up my pussy and another up my arse, I can get them to bump togethr int he most delightful way against my perineum!"
:you've left the stems on for easy removal this time?" Asked Hermione.
Luna nodded enthusiastically. "I'm especailly excited to see what they looklike in YOU," she growld. Now it was hermione's turn to darken and squeeze both set sof lips togetehr.
"I've also got the latest version of the flobberworm-based lube," Lavender said. "With Lavender in it and chamomile, though was wondering if we might want to make a more warming than soothing lube. So I also made one with cinnamon and pepper extraacts."
"And I brought the kink stuff!" Parvati said. "Rope made of acromantula silk, not likely to chafe or let you out easily. And the wands and staffs modeled after Merlin and MOrgana's that can strike the sub while hte dom does other things."
Cho was awed an d not a little turned on. "And we all get to do these things to each otehr?" she said.
"We may have to, depending on how strong the amortentia is," Hermione said, frowning.
Lavender ignroed the frown. She poured the amortentia into the five tiny teacups and passed them around. "Bottoms up!"
They drank.
THe problem with multiplayer amortentia, Cho thought as she felt her desire ramp up and her inhibitiaons slip away, is that it doesn't really direct you where to go first. Especially if it seemed likely that he other foru peoplw eoul hook up with each other. Luna was approaching Hermione with erh dirigible plums and Lavender was grabbing Parvati by the hair. And so Cho felt a little like a fifth wheel. So she sat on the chaise louge and pullled off ehr shirt, then her bra, and she slid a hadn up the inseam of her jeans. After all, she wanted ALL of them, so whe could jack off wathing all of them and if any came over, well, bully for all of them.
Hermione was kneweling on the floor, hair tumbling over her face, nipples brushing the tiles as she arched her vack and sread her legs. "Look up," said Luna, and as Hermione, did, Lune shoved one dirigivle plum in her mouth. "No chewing," she said. "Just get it wet enough, and imagine it going in your pussy when that’s wet enough," Hermione moaned. So did cho.
“cho, did you want to come over here and hae some fun with us?” Luna asked. Hermione jerked her head up, locked eyes with Cho. Funny. Thoutght the question had een posed toCho, it was Hermioe who nodded,
“Sure,” Cho nodded. Said.
Luna squealed, Hermione mighthave also but it was muffled by the dirigile plum still in her mouth. "I’m goin gto have fun wtiht this! Cho, I’d eally like to try some things out with you, do you ahve a safeword?"
THanksfully CHo did. Except drunk!authour can’t think of one. But Cho told it to luna, so ti’s all SSC. Wekk, SSC for fanfiction. Anyway, once the safeword was established, LUna put her tiny hadns on Cho’s waistand stuck the tips of her fingers underneath the waitsband. Luna’s fingers wer cold and Cho squeaked. "That’s so cute!"" Luna said. "Let's get those jeans off you." Cho neither objected nor resisted. Her knickers whent too.
Soon she was kneeling on the tile facing Hermione. Whoese eyes were smoldering with lust even as she drooled around her plum. "Cho, take the plum from her mouthand stick your tit in," Luna instructed. Cho did ass he was toled, but heldthe plum by the stem, unsure what do to with it. Luna took the plum from ehr hand as Hermione suckeld Cho's nipple, starteing with a nice slow stuck befroe fluttering her tongue around it as if it were a clit. Cho;s actual clit throbbed in envy and she rubbed her thighs together.
She felt Luna's hand land, slaping her arse. "NO fun until I get to your pussy, Miss CHo!" Luna sang. Cho attmpeted to stillher hips, takng a long shuddering breath She was amazed at how turned on she was just from watching dn from having her tit sucked. And from being bossed around by solmeone she never would have thought to be bossy, to be honest. But Cho was mroe than willing to go aonlg with Luna's creativity,
Acrosst he room, Lavender was somehow rogering Parvati, whose voice had gone all high and breathy. As she got really loud, all three women in the first scene looked over to see Lavender hual Vati up from behind, drive her strap on into her while clawing at her breast with one arm and using the other to keep her ina chokehold. They saw Lavender growl into Parvait's ear just efore Parvati gave a lng shriedk and shook mightlily. After Lavender gave a few more rough thrusts, they both collapsed on teh floor.
"You may applaud," LUna said, and she, Cho and Hermione all ddi. wheihc meant that hermione had needed to stop sucking Cho and sit up, bbecuase she can't clap and hold her body up at the same time because logic. Lavender waved them off. "Mayve tehy'll come back and join us in a vit," Luna said. "I'm sure Lavender would love to try the both of you out too." BOth Hermione and Cho moaned at that idea. Hermione leaned forward to kiss Cho, but Cho drew back, not wanting to "get in trouble" so to speak.
"Oh look at you, Cho, trying to be a good girl for me," Luna said. "Why don't you thank Hermione ofor helping warm you up?"
"Thans Hermione," CHo said shyly.
"It's my pleasure, really," Hermione said with a grin.
"Mine, too!" Luna said. "now, I want you to both get on all fours next to each other, position like Hermione was in before."
They complied. Luna crouched before them with four dirigible plums. "Look at these," she said. "They go inside you and they'll do just what I tell them!"
Cho blinked. "Huh?"
"Dirigible means able to take directions, didn't you know?" offered Hermione. "Surely a pureblood as yourself didn't think it meant that hte dirigivle plusms floated like airships?"
:They do float, though," Cho justified.
"They float wherever a magical creature tells them too," Lune clarified for them. WEll mostly for CHo, who Ravenclaw though she was had never looked muchinto dirigible plums.
And then there was a round, plum-shaped pressure floating back and forth through her labia, bouncing twice on her clit before diving into her cooch. SHe grunted. As it floated? No rotated inside her, tunneing up towards her cervix and then back down. She heard Hermione breathing heaveir next to her and assumed she was experiencign the same thing.
"YOur pussies are certainly slurping up the plums!" Luna said delightedly. She got down and whispered something into Hermione's crotch and then into Cho's, but Cho could barely make it out. Except tehat the plum swooshed itslef out of her pussy and started tapping its narrowest end against her bumhole, decidieng after a moment to try to corkscrew its way in. Meanwhile yet another dirigible plum was making mostions against her clit, sweeping up and down through her folds. She couldn't help but wriggle, trying to spread her legs more, tryng to trap the plum against her clit.
"I thought i told you to stay still and take directions, hmm?" LUna whisspered in CHo;s ear. "I kjnow though, that all feels so good and you wna tot it to feel beeettter. but you were naughty, no?"
"I was naughty," admitted HCo in a moan.
"I was naughty too, LUna," Hermione added.
"Yes yes, you're both insatiable, Luna said." "i think some correction might be in order."
Cho could hear Luna going back towards wheterever all the Loup toys and supplies were hanging out, her bare feet slapping agianst the tile. She tried to remember what was left ther. It was proablby some stor of striking inplement, right? (the author has forgotten what everyone brought to the party, but I'm pretty sure there's a wnd or a staff or soemthing that can be easily transfigured. Okay, I jsut read bac and wow did I bring some kinky things to thisparty!)
"How are we feeling? Are your pussies hot and wet enoguh or do we need special lube?"
"We're good!" Hermione exclaimed in alarm. Cho couold feel the other woman wrigglieng beside ehr. She treid writgglingtoo and found thta the plum in her pussy bounced against the plum in her arse in a way that, as Luna had said, was quite pleasing, Cho had never really explored stimulating the perineum on purpose befoer.
"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."
"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."
Why Luna said that wierd phrase wtice was apparent when borh Cho and Hermione felt the strike of a thin cane-like implement against their bums. Ut seemed that the weird quote thqt sounded oddly like somehing Dubledore would say was teh code phrase, teh magic words that would activate the automated thrashing.
It wasn't that hard, though. After the initial sting of surprise, Cho found that it mostly jsut kept her warm adn sensitive and, well, deliciously humiliated.
And now that all the prompts were worked in, we will trust tahat the five witches had a gerat time fucking eah otehr with all the aforemtntioned Loup props. Andalso that their business was always very very successful because Loup also sold facial masks and high-end robes adn cardigans, so nobody was embarrassed to get Loup shit in the mail, even though they should have been. The end.
Author:
songquakeI am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) I’m double it!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: some of the chicks from teh DA all grown up. I'm not sure yet whether they fuck. Cho, LAvender, Parvti, Luna, Hermione. I'm not sure why this is Cho-cenric but oh well.
Challenge/Prompts used:
Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop
Amortentia
BINGO
[MOD NOTE: Never let it be said that your mods are not kind and benevolent souls. There was an html error here which struckthrough the entire fic. We took pity on the mystery author and corrected it so that everyone could actually read the fic, but this is a stark reminder not to drink and code. ;)]
Summary: These witches have discvovered goop.com and want to make a knock-off.
Rating/Warnings: shrug
ord count:
Author's Notes (if any): The whole premise was designed to get us to the dirigible plums. And then I lost interest.
Thanks so much to the mods for continuing to run this!
Cho wasn't sure what she was expecting when she accepted the invitation to Madam Puddifoot's on Valentiene's day. From Labender Brown, no less.
Okay, she new exactly what she was expceteing, though she was surprised both by the invitation and by her eagerness to show up. NOt that she didn't realize that femme girls could like girls; jock that she was,s he did mostly facney herself as feminine.
Kinda.
But that was neither here nor there. Because as much as Cho was curious about the opportunity to ...explore common interests? with Lavender, she had an inklyikng that sexy exploration wasn't qutie what was on Lav's mind.
At least not when she saw Hermione Granger Pavarti Patil, nad Luna lovegood sitting with Lavender. Because if Lavender had been inviting Cho to a dyke orgy, Surely she would nave offered some sort of clue? Like, "remember to wear your lacy knickers, or custest boyshorts, Cho." Or "if you have any special tos, you might want to bring the,. wink "(Okay, listen bbs. I just tried to put askterisks aroudn the winks in order to denote the action,and stupid autoformat bolded it for me. but that won't come out in the html, i htink, to take it as read that if it looks like there are supposed to be asterisks to denote an action, I WROTE THEM.)
Where was i? Right a kaffee klatsch of thirty-something Hogwarts alumnae setaed in Madam Puddifoot's on teh day of the eyar in which the shop was guaranteed to be overrun by Hogwarts STUDENTS.
Cho could see Hermione rolling her eyes as Lavender squealed, "CHO! so glad you could make it!" And several wands swilring around to erect som sort of privacy charm. Probably each witch cast a different one. Cho could feel the characteristic buzzing of Hermione's Muffliator as she sat. She pointed at her ears and all four witches grinned sheepishly and added her to the exception.
"What's all the cloack-and-daggar then?" Cho asked.
"I've had an idea!" Lav ender said. she seemed alsmost to be wriggling in her seat, rather like an overgwon puppy. "But I need help and adviec adn..people with mroe >ifluenceLoup- — it's a nod to your inspiration and a nod to you, the founder."
Lavender's face was as red as Cho had ever seen it. Shame, embarrassment. "i don't know," she said. "I was hopinjg to keep my er, furry problem out of the business model."
"But how revolutionary would it be," Hermione said, seeming acutlly interested for the first time all day. "We could highlight how people with whats the owrd for werewolfism, brcuease you knwo Hermione uses person-first language. We could highlight how persons with lycanthropy are leading the way in living their best lives, being their sexy selves, and how dare non-infected witches be afraid to seize their poewr that way!!"
"In you there are two wolves," Luna said dreamily. "One of them wants to smash the patriarchy. The other wants to just orgasm as much as possible."
Everyone laughted at that. "Good one, Luna," Parvati said.
"Yes," she srelipled, "except I think we want to cater to the both-and crowd on that. It needn't be a dichotomy. Our company can indulge both." Luna paused. "Have we takled enough about what were up to,yet? bceuase I realy want to talk about using dirigible plums as sex aids."
Oh, yes," said Lavender. "I'd been curious about what you meant by that. I was wondering if we ould includethem in our organc orgy kit."
Cho spluttered on her tea. Whcih had osmehow magically appeared without her ordering it. Becasue magic. They were at q magical tea shop after all.
"Tits not a tea shop, by the way,'" Luna said. "It's alos a tea ROOM. LIke the kind that has a seedy bath and we can go fuck if we want."
"that might be best," Parvati said thorughtfully. "Or somewhere even more private—we do need to test our dieas bfore we sell them to the public."
THe back fo Madam Puddifoot's was actually a giant sauna. The tea service followed them in, which Cho supposed was for cover—after all, if she is acutally serving ea, Madam Puddifuoodt can't be accused of only "serving tea."
Wxcwpt that tea was not what was hin the pot. "A hair from each of you, ladies," Hermione said, plucking one wiry bit from her tresses adn adding it to the pot. The others followed. Even Cho, as she got a whiff of the scent rising from the pot: crisp air, five spice, and pussy.
"So we have the multiplayer amortentia for our orgy," Hermione said. "hopefully ait's weak enough that the consnet issues aren't going to be an issue, but also I just watched you each put your own hair in, and yo're hcoosing to drink it, so."
Parvati was visibly and AUDIBLY rollingher eyesa s she reahed for her teacup. "Do we need to sign releases again?"
"Only Cho," Hermione responded, and handed a legalese docuemnt ot Cho. Who signed without reading becuase Herione was a lawyer and she wasn't and also becuase Hermione was a hot friend and Cho is horny. She hadned the form and the quill (which had also magically appeared, perhaps our of Hermione's beaded bag?) back. And put her own hair in the pot.
"now beefore i drink this, what all else do we have going on here?" Cho asked.
"Dirigible plums!" Luna exclaimed. "I've magicked a charm on them so they won't burst or fall apart. And non-permeable. But they follow our desires and direcitons on their own—and when I put one up my pussy and another up my arse, I can get them to bump togethr int he most delightful way against my perineum!"
:you've left the stems on for easy removal this time?" Asked Hermione.
Luna nodded enthusiastically. "I'm especailly excited to see what they looklike in YOU," she growld. Now it was hermione's turn to darken and squeeze both set sof lips togetehr.
"I've also got the latest version of the flobberworm-based lube," Lavender said. "With Lavender in it and chamomile, though was wondering if we might want to make a more warming than soothing lube. So I also made one with cinnamon and pepper extraacts."
"And I brought the kink stuff!" Parvati said. "Rope made of acromantula silk, not likely to chafe or let you out easily. And the wands and staffs modeled after Merlin and MOrgana's that can strike the sub while hte dom does other things."
Cho was awed an d not a little turned on. "And we all get to do these things to each otehr?" she said.
"We may have to, depending on how strong the amortentia is," Hermione said, frowning.
Lavender ignroed the frown. She poured the amortentia into the five tiny teacups and passed them around. "Bottoms up!"
They drank.
THe problem with multiplayer amortentia, Cho thought as she felt her desire ramp up and her inhibitiaons slip away, is that it doesn't really direct you where to go first. Especially if it seemed likely that he other foru peoplw eoul hook up with each other. Luna was approaching Hermione with erh dirigible plums and Lavender was grabbing Parvati by the hair. And so Cho felt a little like a fifth wheel. So she sat on the chaise louge and pullled off ehr shirt, then her bra, and she slid a hadn up the inseam of her jeans. After all, she wanted ALL of them, so whe could jack off wathing all of them and if any came over, well, bully for all of them.
Hermione was kneweling on the floor, hair tumbling over her face, nipples brushing the tiles as she arched her vack and sread her legs. "Look up," said Luna, and as Hermione, did, Lune shoved one dirigivle plum in her mouth. "No chewing," she said. "Just get it wet enough, and imagine it going in your pussy when that’s wet enough," Hermione moaned. So did cho.
“cho, did you want to come over here and hae some fun with us?” Luna asked. Hermione jerked her head up, locked eyes with Cho. Funny. Thoutght the question had een posed toCho, it was Hermioe who nodded,
“Sure,” Cho nodded. Said.
Luna squealed, Hermione mighthave also but it was muffled by the dirigile plum still in her mouth. "I’m goin gto have fun wtiht this! Cho, I’d eally like to try some things out with you, do you ahve a safeword?"
THanksfully CHo did. Except drunk!authour can’t think of one. But Cho told it to luna, so ti’s all SSC. Wekk, SSC for fanfiction. Anyway, once the safeword was established, LUna put her tiny hadns on Cho’s waistand stuck the tips of her fingers underneath the waitsband. Luna’s fingers wer cold and Cho squeaked. "That’s so cute!"" Luna said. "Let's get those jeans off you." Cho neither objected nor resisted. Her knickers whent too.
Soon she was kneeling on the tile facing Hermione. Whoese eyes were smoldering with lust even as she drooled around her plum. "Cho, take the plum from her mouthand stick your tit in," Luna instructed. Cho did ass he was toled, but heldthe plum by the stem, unsure what do to with it. Luna took the plum from ehr hand as Hermione suckeld Cho's nipple, starteing with a nice slow stuck befroe fluttering her tongue around it as if it were a clit. Cho;s actual clit throbbed in envy and she rubbed her thighs together.
She felt Luna's hand land, slaping her arse. "NO fun until I get to your pussy, Miss CHo!" Luna sang. Cho attmpeted to stillher hips, takng a long shuddering breath She was amazed at how turned on she was just from watching dn from having her tit sucked. And from being bossed around by solmeone she never would have thought to be bossy, to be honest. But Cho was mroe than willing to go aonlg with Luna's creativity,
Acrosst he room, Lavender was somehow rogering Parvati, whose voice had gone all high and breathy. As she got really loud, all three women in the first scene looked over to see Lavender hual Vati up from behind, drive her strap on into her while clawing at her breast with one arm and using the other to keep her ina chokehold. They saw Lavender growl into Parvait's ear just efore Parvati gave a lng shriedk and shook mightlily. After Lavender gave a few more rough thrusts, they both collapsed on teh floor.
"You may applaud," LUna said, and she, Cho and Hermione all ddi. wheihc meant that hermione had needed to stop sucking Cho and sit up, bbecuase she can't clap and hold her body up at the same time because logic. Lavender waved them off. "Mayve tehy'll come back and join us in a vit," Luna said. "I'm sure Lavender would love to try the both of you out too." BOth Hermione and Cho moaned at that idea. Hermione leaned forward to kiss Cho, but Cho drew back, not wanting to "get in trouble" so to speak.
"Oh look at you, Cho, trying to be a good girl for me," Luna said. "Why don't you thank Hermione ofor helping warm you up?"
"Thans Hermione," CHo said shyly.
"It's my pleasure, really," Hermione said with a grin.
"Mine, too!" Luna said. "now, I want you to both get on all fours next to each other, position like Hermione was in before."
They complied. Luna crouched before them with four dirigible plums. "Look at these," she said. "They go inside you and they'll do just what I tell them!"
Cho blinked. "Huh?"
"Dirigible means able to take directions, didn't you know?" offered Hermione. "Surely a pureblood as yourself didn't think it meant that hte dirigivle plusms floated like airships?"
:They do float, though," Cho justified.
"They float wherever a magical creature tells them too," Lune clarified for them. WEll mostly for CHo, who Ravenclaw though she was had never looked muchinto dirigible plums.
And then there was a round, plum-shaped pressure floating back and forth through her labia, bouncing twice on her clit before diving into her cooch. SHe grunted. As it floated? No rotated inside her, tunneing up towards her cervix and then back down. She heard Hermione breathing heaveir next to her and assumed she was experiencign the same thing.
"YOur pussies are certainly slurping up the plums!" Luna said delightedly. She got down and whispered something into Hermione's crotch and then into Cho's, but Cho could barely make it out. Except tehat the plum swooshed itslef out of her pussy and started tapping its narrowest end against her bumhole, decidieng after a moment to try to corkscrew its way in. Meanwhile yet another dirigible plum was making mostions against her clit, sweeping up and down through her folds. She couldn't help but wriggle, trying to spread her legs more, tryng to trap the plum against her clit.
"I thought i told you to stay still and take directions, hmm?" LUna whisspered in CHo;s ear. "I kjnow though, that all feels so good and you wna tot it to feel beeettter. but you were naughty, no?"
"I was naughty," admitted HCo in a moan.
"I was naughty too, LUna," Hermione added.
"Yes yes, you're both insatiable, Luna said." "i think some correction might be in order."
Cho could hear Luna going back towards wheterever all the Loup toys and supplies were hanging out, her bare feet slapping agianst the tile. She tried to remember what was left ther. It was proablby some stor of striking inplement, right? (the author has forgotten what everyone brought to the party, but I'm pretty sure there's a wnd or a staff or soemthing that can be easily transfigured. Okay, I jsut read bac and wow did I bring some kinky things to thisparty!)
"How are we feeling? Are your pussies hot and wet enoguh or do we need special lube?"
"We're good!" Hermione exclaimed in alarm. Cho couold feel the other woman wrigglieng beside ehr. She treid writgglingtoo and found thta the plum in her pussy bounced against the plum in her arse in a way that, as Luna had said, was quite pleasing, Cho had never really explored stimulating the perineum on purpose befoer.
"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."
"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."
Why Luna said that wierd phrase wtice was apparent when borh Cho and Hermione felt the strike of a thin cane-like implement against their bums. Ut seemed that the weird quote thqt sounded oddly like somehing Dubledore would say was teh code phrase, teh magic words that would activate the automated thrashing.
It wasn't that hard, though. After the initial sting of surprise, Cho found that it mostly jsut kept her warm adn sensitive and, well, deliciously humiliated.
And now that all the prompts were worked in, we will trust tahat the five witches had a gerat time fucking eah otehr with all the aforemtntioned Loup props. Andalso that their business was always very very successful because Loup also sold facial masks and high-end robes adn cardigans, so nobody was embarrassed to get Loup shit in the mail, even though they should have been. The end.
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Date: 2021-02-16 09:44 pm (UTC)Luna got so dirty in this 🤣
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Date: 2021-02-26 04:54 am (UTC)Thanks for reading!
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Date: 2021-02-17 09:21 am (UTC)Hermione with her contracts, lol, and Luna being such an adorable dom.
"Dirigible means able to take directions, didn't you know?" offered Hermione.
"They float wherever a magical creature tells them too," Lune clarified for them. WEll mostly for CHo, who Ravenclaw though she was had never looked muchinto dirigible plums. hahhhaaaaa! Loved this :D
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Date: 2021-02-26 04:56 am (UTC)Luna is like the avatar for the silly parties I went to when I was a sweet young kinkster.
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Date: 2021-02-17 04:05 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2021-02-17 07:55 pm (UTC)Loved the fourth wall breaking diatribes as well. Wonder what you were writing in that auto-formatted *s.
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Date: 2021-02-26 04:58 am (UTC)It was the version of Word on my laptop--which is new (the laptop, that is, and therefore all the software) since the last FWF. *shakes head*
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Date: 2021-02-17 10:26 pm (UTC)I snorted laughing at that! :D
And not one but TWO writers did really filthy things with the plums! Outstanding! :DDD
I loved horny Cho! And I'm always down to read queer lady magical orgies, I mean come on. I cackled at the ending, too!
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Date: 2021-02-26 05:02 am (UTC)Honestly, c'mon. Half the fun of writing a FWF is figuring out how to turn each of the prompts into porn. And fruit up an orifice? Easy!
I'm always down to read a queer lady magical orgy. And more than down to write one
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Date: 2021-02-18 01:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-26 05:03 am (UTC)I loved those other lines, too, so I'm glad you caught them!
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Date: 2021-02-18 02:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-26 05:04 am (UTC)Two Wolves
Date: 2021-02-18 07:30 pm (UTC)I also love the "smash the patriarchy" and "orgasm as much as possible" bit. Both excellent goals.
Re: Two Wolves
Date: 2021-02-26 05:06 am (UTC)(I also thought it was hilarious that this was the most-quoted bit--apparently the meme is firmly planted in our collective psyche!)
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Date: 2021-02-19 05:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-26 05:13 am (UTC)Hermione is practical, yes. And so is multiplayer amortentia if one is hosting an orgy. *nods sagely*
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Date: 2021-02-19 06:18 am (UTC)Because if Lavender had been inviting Cho to a dyke orgy, Surely she would nave offered some sort of clue? Like, "remember to wear your lacy knickers, or custest boyshorts, Cho."
LMAO
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Who signed without reading becuase Herione was a lawyer and she wasn't and also becuase Hermione was a hot friend and Cho is horny.
Hahaaha, Cho has stolen my heart.
And Luna's line about the two wolves is going down as a classic!
Fantastic!
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Date: 2021-02-26 05:16 am (UTC)And I'm not sure how I thought of multiplayer amortentia, but of course it needs to happen! (now i need to make up some magical theory about why it works out in the potion).
Two wolves: I had no idea that would be the line of the story. Who knew?
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Date: 2021-02-19 06:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-26 05:17 am (UTC)Thanks for all the support, Torino! xoxo
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Date: 2021-02-26 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-20 09:38 pm (UTC)I love how this is just understood in a drunk fic and enough said. HAHAHAHA!
This was so great and drunktastic!
♥
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Date: 2021-02-26 05:18 am (UTC)xoxo!