ENTRY #4

[torino10154]

Title: "You did what?"
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) Yep
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry, Luna, mention of Hargird, Firence/Harry Potter
Challenge/Prompts used: Diriginle plum and (barely) awkeard firs dae
Summary: Luna can't believe what Harry's been up to. And vce versa, honestly.
Rating/Warnings: R, improper use of fruit, omplied cross-speces romace
Word count: 325
Author's Notes (if any): No dea what the hell this is. But yay firewhsiky!

"Harry?" Luna called out. She knew he was in the house but where?

She waled though the liing room, kitchen, and headed toward the stairs. She head a rythmic thumping and pulled her wand.

When she got to the top of the strais, she could see the bedroom door was open and she apprecoahed slowly.

Her eyes widened as she took in the sight before her: Harry was naked,bobbing along the ceiling.

"Is it upside down day?" she asked after watching him fpor a few moments. She couldn't help staring at his lovelly penis, so hard and drippy.

"Er, Luna," Harry said, heis face bright right. "I dropped my want"

She looked around but didn't see it. "Have your stired Summonign it?"

Harry groudn andshivered. "Magic's a bit wonky a the moment."

"Did you want to tell me wht your floating on the ceiling?" una asked turning her head until she could see his face right rise up.

"My wand, Luna, please," Harry said, breathlessly. "Ifeel a bit faint."

"Accio Harry's wand!" Luna said and it came flying from the staircase. "Oh, must have rooled out of the room.."

She handed him the holly wand and watched as he cast a sell toward hs arse then slowly his body was lowered.

"Harry." Luna blinked. "Did you use a dirigile plu, asa butt plug?"

"A what?" Harry blushed halfway down his chest.

"A dirignibe plum. Daddy has a tree utsode the house, I was going to make plum wine with them."

If Harry could have goet redder, he could hae. "ou might be short a coupel." he daid.

"You used two? Areyou a size queen?"

"Luna!" Harry said scandalized. "Maybe," he sad softly.

Luna sat down bedise him on the bed and patted his thigh. "You should talk to Hagrid or maybe Firenze."

Harry only stared at her.

"What? Our firsrt date was akward but Firenze is a perfect gentleman and he's huge." she sighed dreamily.

Comments

[lightofdaye]

Hahaha. Amazing. Naughty Harry and Luna!

I must admit from the header I thought the pairing was Firence/Harry Potter. Rather than Luna/Firenze, lol

Also: "I dropped my want" is a perfect typo to me.

[torino10154]

I have no idea what I was doing with the header. I couldn't even remember having filled it out. :D

Thanks, Daye!!

[maraudersaffair]

ARE YOU A SIZE QUEEN??? Hahaha

Loved this: My wand, Luna, please," Harry said, breathlessly. "Ifeel a bit faint."

[torino10154]

Ah, Luna. Saying out loud what others are only thinking. :D

Thanks!!

[lq_traintracks]

Ahhhhhhh, MA, you had me at 'Firence/Harry Potter' and then 'improper use of fruit'! I died that Harry used two (2) plums up his bum! :DDD May to please now have the Firenze/Harry sequel? ;P

Excellent!

[torino10154]

Thank you!!! I've always wanted to write a proper Firenze/someone fic but never quite manage it. Maybe now is the time! :D Also, Harry is a reckless Gryffindor. LOL

[lq_traintracks]

Aha, I knew this one was you! :D And those plums up the butt were inspired! Harry bouncing (naked) along that ceiling had me in stitches. I agree with Shelly completely: I wish I'd thought of that! *dies laughing*

[torino10154]

LOL!! And as I told her, that's *ALL* I came up with. I was writing and like, OH FUCK THERE ARE OTHER PROMPTS and DAMN IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A POINT TO THIS? All I wanted to write was Harry on the ceiling and that was my entire bag of tricks. ROFL

Seriously, though I was very unhappy at the time and almost didn't turn it in. *sad face* It's actually better (LOL "better") than I'd thought on the night.

[lq_traintracks]

Dude, I can't believe you were unhappy with this delightful thing! I'm sorry you felt that way about it at first. I kept thinking about Harry after I read it and, like, snort-laughing. You did that really well. And as for being a one-trick pony this round, I saw 'amortentia' and just got the idea for James/Al and was like, "DONE!" Hahahaha! I just went all in with that alone, so I feel you. :D <3

[torino10154]

I did not mean to throw a pity party. LOL <3

James/Al is always a good idea. *bites fist*

[walgesang]

"ou might be short a coupel." he daid. XD indeed!

[torino10154]

*giggles*

Thanks!!!

[lower_east_side]

omg the image of Harry floating on the ceiling killed me. And Luna! Naughty girl!

[torino10154]

Thank you!! That was literally the first image that came to my head and I "built" this fic around that idea. LOL

[fwooshy]

"Harry." Luna blinked. "Did you use a dirigile plu, asa butt plug?"

HAHAHAA this was so funny!! thank you MA!

[torino10154]

Thanks so much! I love Luna so much. :D

[mywitch]

Hahahha! This is brilliant - I loved it. Luna is so spot on with how I think of her and the whole dirigible plum situation is crazy clever. So great!!

"Is it upside down day?" she asked after watching him fpor a few moments. She couldn't help staring at his lovelly penis, so hard and drippy. I ❤️ Luna!

[torino10154]

Luna is the best. :D Especially when one finds themself in a bit of a sticky situation. LOL Thanks!!!

[paulamcg]

This is great! Luna's turned out to be the perfect character for whiskey fic, and your take shows clearly how we can always trust her to give the advice needed.

[torino10154]

Thank you!! She is a wonderful character to get you out of a tricky situation. LOL

[oldtoadwoman]

Bwahaha! Naked-Harry bobbing along the ceiling.

[torino10154]

That was literally the first thing I saw in my mind and went from there. LMAO Thank you!

firewhiskey

[oldtoadwoman]

I love FirewhiskeyFic so much. This is only my second go round and it's been a blast both times. Hugs to everyone involved in making this happen!

[torino10154]

LMAO Harry, wtf you doing?! Also, Luna is exquisitely Luna here. :D

[ruinsplume]

You packed a lot of excellent lines into such a short fic, and your Luna was the absolute best! I could read much much more of this!

[torino10154]

Thank you!! I love Luna so much. She's amazing. :D

[veelawings]

I'm cackling at Harry's entire existence right now, but also? I love how strong your Luna characterization is here. Fantastic!

[torino10154]

Thank you!! I love hapless Harry *giggles* and Luna is just the best.

[tjs_whatnot]

"Luna!" Harry said scandalized. "Maybe," he sad softly. I think this is pretty much the relationship between Harry and Luna in my mind forever and always. She demands awkward levels of honesty from him and it delights me. This fic delighted me.

♥

[torino10154]

She demands awkward levels of honesty from him and it delights me. YES! That's a great way to look at it. It's totally why I prefer Harry/Luna for a het ship Thanks so much!

[songquake]

Every word of this is golden. I love Luna Lovegood and how very accepting and practical-minded she is.

Also Harry's poor decision-making and embarrassment.

[torino10154]

Thank you. Both their characters in a nutshell there. LOL

[sdk]

HAHAHA omg I am dead. I think this is my absolute favorite use of a prompt, my absolute favorite use of dirigible plums and it's made me envious that I didn't think of it! You know when a writer just has a fab idea and you're like, damn, why didn't I think of that? That is me right now. Luna was absolutely the perfect person to find Harry like this!! Short but it didn't need anything else!

[torino10154]

LOLOLOLOLOL You are too kind, bb. I literally had the vision of Harry and NOTHING ELSE which is why I used like ZERO prompts except that one. LOLOLOLOL Luna was the perfect person for this though. Love her so much. Thank you!