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7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves.

ENTRY #1

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Title: Experimentation
Author: lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yeppo
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: harry/parvati , others other erighth years. /Harry Potter
Challenge: Harry Potter, Annniversary, "What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?", Mirror of Erised, Room of requirement.
Summary: Harry needs to have his horizons openes.
Rating/Warnings: Nc-17. PWP. Titfuck, bondage, toys. voyuerism. threesome.
Word count: 1,119
Author's Notes (if any): I tried to fo with waht seemed to obvious use of the quote promtp and built from there.

( Experimentiob )

ENTRY #2

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Title: Epic level elf magic and bdsm and shit
Author: kiertorata
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yaasssss
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: dobby/dubledore, dobby/harry from harry potter obviously and A SURPRISE CHARACTER
Challenge: firewhiskeyfic?? how stupid do you think i am. but if you're asking for prompts, i used mirror of erised and harry potter. ho ho but you won't guess who's the one looking into the mirror. except that it may have been mentioned in the previos part.
Summary: dobby's fantasy
Rating/Warnings: very nc-17
Word count: 2828 (wow magical number)
Author's Notes (if any):

( Epic level elf magic and bdsm and shit )

ENTRY #3

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FTitle: bravery
Author: alisanne
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yessssss
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: harry/sraco
Challenge: Harry Potter, Mirror of Erised, Room of Requirement, Anniversary, "What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?”
Summary: harry still fona;’t know drac’s secret.
Rating/Warnings: um…PG to be sahe
Word count: 262
Author's Notes (if any): nah, it’s just what’s on the tim. No surprises really. well, except tay I managed to tget a ll the prnots in hooeya!

( bravery )

ENTRY #4

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Title: Forgotten Milestones
Author: goddess47
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Severus -- Harry Potter
Challenge: Anniversary
Summary: Severus didn't know what was going on, but he'd be damned if he'd let any anniversary go un-celebrated
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Word count: 550
Author's Notes (if any): Yay for FWF!

( Forgotten Milestones )

ENTRY #5

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Title: Hufflepuff not Gryffindor
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Draco/TEddy, Draco/Teddy/Harry, Harry Potter
Challenge: Harry Potter, Mirror of Erised, Room of Requirement, Anniversary, "What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?"
Summary: Teddy's not that breaveafter all.
Rating/Warnings: Threesome
Word count: ~365
Author's Notes (if any): WOOT Firewhisleu!

( Hifflepuff not Gryffindor )

ENTRY #6

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Title: At the Last Minute
Author: lq_traintracks (Lord is that right??)
I am of legal drinking age in my region: For sure!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Harry Potter; Harry/Draco
Challenge: July?? LOL. Oh wait. Actually: Harry Potter, Mirror of Erised, Room of Requirement, Anniversary , "What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" Although I don't think I managed that last one after all.
Summary: Eighth year (but not because it's techicalloy seventh? I can't do math like this); RoR, Mirror of Erised; smut.
Rating/Warnings: I'm terrible at these when I'm drunk. NC-17. Hand jobs and frotting I think? Intergluteal? Mentions of bondage and blow jobs?
Word count: 4k ish. Omg. Nearly 5k! LOL!
Author's Notes (if any): I seriously don't know how this is 5k. I don't know what all happens.

( At the Last Minute )

ENTRY #7

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Title: LIttle Black Dress
Author: ruinsplume
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) OH so very much yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Sirius/Remus
Challenge: to send in this kinky thing before I sober up too hard
Summary: Just look athe warnings, okay?
Rating/Warnings: Explicit? R? I mean, there's just handjobs, but it's Underage, to the tune of book 5. Daddy kink. Ageplay on top of it already being underage. Sooo Ymmv, yeah. i wanwred you.
Word count: 2200
Author's Notes (if any): dedicated to the gnat i accidentally killed by setting my pint glass down on tip of it. wait! no! it’s walking again! tha gnat has risen! It’s actually walkkng across the BIBLE which I keep on my desk for literary purposes only, as I’m pretty much an athiest, but I do think Jesus is a right-on dude.

Okay, anyway.

( LIttle Black Dress )

ENTRY #8

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Title: The Mirror DON'T LIE
Author: ashiiblack MOTHERFUCKER
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Draco HP VERSE
Challenge: Mirror of Erised
Summary: They look in the mirrir and want to try it
Rating/Warnings: EXPLCIT
Word count: lik 1500 words or close to it I dunno
Author's Notes (if any): I got more drunk as I wrote.

( The Mirror DON'T LIE )

ENTRY #9

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Title:bBoring Mc Boring Face
Author: vengeance_on_ice
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YASSSS BITCHES!!!!!!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP, DM, OMC
Challenge:From Alisanne: Toquitos, Harry Potter, "What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?”
Summary: I don’t think this makes any sense. I’m sorry if ti does
Rating/Warnings: Uh, warning for no actual sexcks. I got tired and didnt feel like sriteing a whole bunsh of pages oaf stuff. because when I write it turns into a marathon.
Word count: beats me, this thing doesn’t have a word count veature
Author's Notes (if any): Sorry for not having sex in the fic, but I’m tired and I actually wated to kinda finsih befor e I passed out. I did manahe to mention toquitos, though!

( bBoring Mc Boring Face )

ENTRY #10

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Title:Banishing Nargles
Author: shaddyr
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YES, DEAR GOD, for DECADES now. Sad.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP. I don’t remember who all is in it. Figure it out.
Challenge: Fire Whistky fic. Oh Wait., uhm., Harry Potter and the Room. O requirement. O r somethig/
Summary: Pansy is so done with this shit...
Rating/Warnings: Not really., Stuff is imp[lies/ I’m too drunk to write pron.
Word count: 1600~
Author's Notes (if any): What the hell am I doinbg? Sopmeone STOP me~! Uh, too late...

( Banishing Nargles )

ENTRY #11

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Title: Fanstasy or some poncey shit like that. I give pretentious titles to stuff and I knwo yit
Author: evandar
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YES
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Sirius/Harry, Sirius/Harry/Snape, Harry wanking. Harry Potter!
Challenge: Harry Potter, Mirror of Erised, Room of Requirement, Anniversary, "What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?"
Summary: Harry goes to see if the Room of Rewirmant still worka and yeah. Parnetly is does. YEEs.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17. Sirius has a monster cock and the RoR has a Lovehoney account and there’s sex toys and lube everywhere
Word count: 3154
Author's Notes (if any): This is longer atn most of the shit I wirte sobver what the fuck ieven and why is harry a fucking size queen???

( Fanstasy or some poncey shit like that. )

ENTRY #12

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Title: Derrign-do-dong
Author: songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YES.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Mostly Snarry. But hints at Forest of Dean sexual shenanigans.
Challenge: I'm aiming to get at all of them. Perhaps even within the first 300 words. BINGO!!!! within 269 words!
Summary: Harry wants to prove he's brave in bed. Severus ony lets him prove it to him (though Ron and Hermione want a reprot)
Rating/Warnings: M/R for nakedness, discussion of BDSM, and fluff. and a littel bit of crack, too.
Word count: 1099
Author's Notes (if any): Somehow it turned otu snarry and fluffy and mabe a little cracky. Thanks to everyone for playing this round! sorry for the lack fo explicit porn, but it needed to end where it needed to end.

( Derrign-do-dong )

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