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5. All votes must be in by Saturday, January 29th at 11:59PM EST. If you submitted a fic, you MUST vote. If you do not vote, and your fic was the winner in that category, guess what? You will not win!

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7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves.

ENTRY #1

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Title:miggle ingenuity
Author: lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: alas ye
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:katie bell/alicia spinnet, HP
Challenge/Prompts used:ottery st catchpole, misue of muggle atifacts. plugs
Summary: katie buts her knowledge of muggle artifats to good use
Rating/Warnings:nc-17, sex toys
Word count: 750 odd
Author's Notes (if any):i can't think what to ay tng

( muggle ingenuity )

ENTRY #2

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Title:Tinker Toys
Author: dani_meows
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Much to old
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Nine/Rose
Challenge/Prompts used: Plugs and Tinkering
Summary: Sex happens. That it that plot
Rating/Warnings: Porn, Butt Plugs, Bad Grammar pegnat men
Word count:
Author's Notes (if any):Being brave and trying something new with the help of liquid courage. Okay. I just thoght my cat was hilarious so let's get this party started. My no editing rule was one I pressed space the word was doen. Also typed in notepad so there's no hint of bad spell word. Also everhything is funny and I'm dixsy. So hi. hope fic isn't too terrible

( Tinker Toys )

ENTRY #3

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Title: Contract: fix a tub
Author: walgesang
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Arhtus Weaslty/Geralt of Riviva (Harry Potter, Witcher 3 (video game)
Challenge/Prompts used: Arthur Weaslty, ottery st patfhcole, plug, tink???
Summary: geratls of rivia has seen some strange contracts in his time but fixing someones tub has not been one of them good thing thins redhed is hothothot and has a fabrulouas dad bod
Rating/Warnings:naughty words bit no real hard core sex
Word count: what are words anyteima
Author's Notes: tanjkl to torina and skrr for being great bods and hosting a wondergfsul fest again. Cheers to knowing i am as much of a lightsweight as I ever was.

( Contract: fix a tub )

ENTRY #4

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Title:Some much neede dcomvort.
author: ruinsplume
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) I ‘m older than dumbledore so yeah
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:omg. just read it okay
Challenge/Prompts used:all of them except tinker gdi Arthur Weasley, Ottery St Catchpole, Misuse of Muggle Artifacts, Plugs (lol I htink we all went there), Dad
Summary: see notes or don’t
Rating/Warnings: misuse of muggle artifacts, queer het, explicit
Word count:2446, baby!
Author's Notes (if any): okay so a million years ago in like 2017 some anon body prompted a prompt for the sirius black fest that nobody picked up and it was, something like molly is distraught after artuhr lands in st mungoes figihting for his life. sirius offers some much hneeded scomfort. and nobody picked up the prompt, unsurprisingly, but it stuck in my head, and ti tried to get one of my foavorit fic athours to writie it at one point, but that didin’t happen and whoops here it isif finallay. Anon who originallyh prompoted this, this fic is for you.

( Some much neede dcomvort. )

ENTRY #5

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Title: He Came in through the Bathourse Window
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YES SSIR
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Lily, Rose, Mollu II, Lucy, Teddy, Victorie, Al, Harry + MYSREY CHARACTER OOOOO
Challenge/Prompts used: Dad, technically Ottery St Catchpole, entthing else is a tstrexch TBH
Summary: Lily catches her soucins spying on someone. She's amazedand appalled.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13. There's som veoyerism, and people spying on their relatives ut I don;t think it's really got anything incestous [Sober note: everyone is of age!]
Word count: 437
Author's Notes (if any): I wish my smut muse was no broken. I also wihs this fic had had a point. Alas.

( He Came in through the Bathourse Window )

ENTRY #6

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Title: Rebecca Welton, Hufflepuff
Author: oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YES
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Ted Lasso (Jaime/Roy??? maybe a little Rebeca/Ted?)
Challenge/Prompts used: maybe all of them?
Summary: Rebecca and the boys debate what Hogswarts House they belong in
Rating/Warnings: dunno, none?
Word count: 1100 I think
Author's Notes (if any): y'all rock for modding this!

( Rebecca Welton, Hufflepuff )

ENTRY #7

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Title: Forbiden
Author: corvidology
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes and in your region too!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Shi Jingyao/Long Yao, The Silent Criminal
Challenge/Prompts used: Plugs, dad
Summary: LOng yao dare to think of what he wredaly wnats
Rating/Warnings: E
Word count: 8t64
Author's Notes (if any): 2 margaritass and a bottle and half off wine may be overdoing it\y

( Forbiden )

ENTRY #8

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Title: Official Business
Author: goddess47
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Sigh. Yes.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Challenge/Prompts used: Arthur Weasley, Ottery St Catchpole, Misuse of Muggle Artifacts, Plugs, Tinker, Dad
Summary: Harry and Severus had to visit the Burrow on official business
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 for Sexy times
Word count: 1100
Author's Notes (if any): You know I can't really type? So most of the mistakes are what I normally do? Although I think there are more than usual... dunno...

( Official Business )

ENTRY #9

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Title: Who do you think you are fooling, Arthur Weasley?
Author: digthewriter
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YES. LOL.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry Potter Fandom. Arthur Weasley. Lucius Malfoy. Sirius Black. Mentioned other characters - like Molly Ron, Draco, Harry, The Kids - Weasleys I mean... and other poeple? but it's about Arthur and Lucius and Sirius.
Challenge/Prompts used: Im quite certain all of the promptos. Except I didnt' use "Dad" but Father for Draco and Lucius' relationship.
Summary: Arthur is put in charge of Lucius Malfoy after the war and then also Sirius Black when he returns from the veil - b/c that's convenient for the story.
Rating/Warnings: I didn't meant to but like this fic has no dailaogue and by the time i realixed that. it was late. Further -- (I wrote this part out b/fore the drinks hit so i would get it right.... ) **So IDK WHY … in the middle of writing this, I looked up their ages and realized the following things: AW was born in 1950, LM in 1954 and SB in 1959. So there's elements of LM/SB while SB was 16 and obv underage. Nothing explicit FROM that era.** JUST FYI. All the sex is of folks over 40-50.. or something like that. *scratches head*
Word count: shit. i closed the document but I think it's 3000?
Author's Notes: Fair warning for folks that hte author is not a fan of Molly Weaslsye so she's not written as a compassionate character in this fic. I've written her off screen but I don't like her and that might come-thru. JUST FYI. There's no other character bashing or anything in this story. Implied ... I forget whats implied.

( Who do you think you are fooling, Arthur Weasley? )

ENTRY #10

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Title: Is this a butt plug or a bath toy? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!!!!!
Author: that’s me! glittering_git
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YES
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Draco/Harry; Harry Potter
Challenge/Prompts used: ALL (hopefully?!) lol no but it’s up to you to see which prompts are used!!
Summary: Arthur Weasley thinks plugs are just another kind of childrens’ bath toy but Draco knows better.
Rating/Warnings: E, blow jobs, butt plugs
Word count: 1570
Author's Notes (if any): Umm, please enjoy this humble offering?! Idk if it makes any sense--I didn’t proofread it at all so *shrugs innocently*

( Is this a butt plug or a bath toy? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!!!!! )

ENTRY #11

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Title: Innappropriate
Author: songquake
I am of legal drinking ag1e in my region: (yes/no) YUP YUP YUP
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Molly Weasley/Aerthr Weasley
Challenge/Prompts used:
Arthur Weasley
Ottery St Catchpole
Misuse of Muggle Artifacts
Plugs
Tinker
NEW – Dad(dy)
Summary: When Molly catches Arthur using inappropriate apps on his miPhone.
Rating/Warnings: I'm hoping for NC-17. Sexual genderplay. Kink. DADDY kink. Apparently humiiation kink, which I wasn't expecting. Good use as well as misuse of Muggle Artifacts. Terrible childish euphemisms.
Word count:
Author's Notes (if any): Um, I don't know if the characters at teh beginning o fthe ifc would recgonize themselve s at the end of the fic, but atht's what FWF is all about, yeah?

( Innappropriate )

ENTRY #12

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 Title: Father and Child Reunion (Is Only a Moment Away)

Author:ride_4ever

I am of legal drinking age in my region: so very yes 

Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Fraser/Kowalski in due South

Challenge/Prompts used: Dad, plugs, tinker (each used TWICE)

Summary: father-son interactions

Rating/Warnings: Teen and up; no warnings apply

Word count: 620

Author's Notes: written under the influence of several Moscow Mules; title taken from the Paul Simon song “Mother and Child Reunion” with no copyright infringement intended

( Father and Child Reunion (Is Only a Moment Away) )

ENTRY #13

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Title: Figuring It Out
Author: paulamcg
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Arthur, Rin, Ginny, Molly7Amelia+7HP
Challenge/Prompts used: Abiut all
Summary: in janury 1990 Arthur tries to realax andget somthing sone
Rating/Warnings: lame+
Word count: around 600
Author's Notes (if any): Lookds lime I gtodrunk bfore itwas to late.

( Figuring It Out )

ENTRY #14

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Title: peeing… peeeing.
Author: mywitch
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yeshp
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: artthrur weasleey and Lucius Malfoy in harry potter land
Challenge/Prompts used: artur weasleey, tinker, um, misuce of muggle articlefacts, ummm, oittryt st catchpole, DAD BOD
Summary: Arthur Weasly can’t get over his goofd luck that he had such a hot new boyfriend
Rating/Warnings: PG for swears, and also scarey huge eyes
Word count: numbrs numbers numbers math matha maths IDk
Author's Notes (if any):So fun! I glook forward to ebing super hugnover toomorow :P

( peeing… peeeing. )

ENTRY #15

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Title: Ottery St Fuckpole (I’m sorry I’ll see myself out)
Author: hold on, leeme get my HTML lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: So many drinking ages in me now
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP; Harry/Draco
Challenge/Prompts used: Cathpole; Arthur; plugs
Summary: Mr Weasley corners Draco at a Burrow party to talk about plugs. Little does he know, Draco already knows plenty.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 I hope, but it’s early yet; okay okh god, anal sex?? Not sure what helse, too drunk. (Sober additions: highlight to read: *Sex Toys; Butt Plug* ; dirty talk—not sure what else as I haven’t reread it, but I think that covers it.)
Word count: 1,500
Author's Notes (if any): FWF! Drinking! Writing! Yay!

( Ottery St Fuckpole )

ENTRY #16

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Title: TINKering in the workship
Author: me! sdk 9lol i wrote sjk first but i did correct it bc that's llowed right? i'm saing it is
I am of legal drinking age in my region: lord i hope so (but yes okay? yes)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Ron/hermione, implies ron/hermione/harry bc i changed my mind
Challenge/Prompts used: athru weasley, dad, plugs, tinker -- i think that's all?? DA BOD
Summary: Hermione findds arhtur's special plugs
Rating/Warnings: im guessing explicit but at elast mature?? i've alread forgotten. pretty sure there's femdom?? and butt llugs. oh an inappropriate thoughts abut in-laws bc idk but pls forgive me? or youre welceme?
Word count: 900 or something?
Author's Notes (if any): i'm so sorry

( TINKering in the workship )

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