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ENTRY #1

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Title: Sirius Collared
Author: reg_flint
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Sirius alck, Servus DSnape
Challenge: Bonfrie Night
Summary: Severus delivers a brthday presetn from Regulus to Sirus.
Rating/Warnings: pretty incoherent, too much humour
Word count: 400 exactly, by accident
Author's Notes (if any): Who does Sirius least want to see on his birthdya?

( Sirius Collared )

ENTRY #2

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Title: it mtters not
Author: kiertorata
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Sirius/remus
Challenge: ALL OF THEM fuck yea! sirius, astronomy tower, full mooon, bonfires and that stupid quote
Summary: I think I just degenerated to my 13-year old self where I'm just wirintng shitty teenage fanfic with like very limited vocabulary. sirius and remus snog in there somewhere
Rating/Warnings: None??? i think
Word count: 1594
Author's Notes (if any):

( it mtters not )

ENTRY #3

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Title:Birthday bonfire
Author: darkmoore
I am of legal drinking age in my region: for more than 2 decades, yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Harry/Snape
Challenge:Dunno? All of them?
Summary:A bonfire. And Harry wanting to have sex. Kinda
Rating/Warnings:Don’t think so
Word count:400-ish
Author's Notes (if any):this ist stupid and embarrassing and stupid and I should have never even tried it. But the things you do when you are sick and not in your right mind….

( Birthday bonfire )

ENTRY #4

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Title: Hidden, safe and sound.
Author: sdk boom!
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) you betcha your ass!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Sirius/Harry, past Sirius/Remus, unrequited Sirius/James
Challenge: full moons, I think. Oh and yes, the birthday boy!! Sirius Black! Nad I think I mentioned the astronomy tower, and I know the quote which ai am stop lazy to look at right now inspired me, but idk. Can’t remember exactly what’ s going on hers.
Summary: Sirius and Harry have a ritual. Things goes a little differently this time round.
Rating/Warnings: Rish—like hard r. Like I haycock. Not for kiddies!!! // Warnings. Are like frotting and hand jobs and just messed up stuff that probably doesn’t make sense? Aoh and dub-con, most definitely. But everyone’s of age.
Word count: 2K or something.
Author's Notes (if any): fuck me, I’m drunk. Oh and it’s probably important to note that Sirius lived and Remus died, like I know he died in canon, but this is AU clearly so not the same way though I don’t think I explain any of that. And Harry and Sirius share Grimmmaald Place. And Idk if I mentioned that either.

( Hidden, safe and sound. )

ENTRY #5

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Title: Elocution
Author: shaddyr
I am of legal drinking age in my region: HELLS YES
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP - DRARRY
Challenge: Bonfire Night but alos Full Moon
Summary: drinks at the fire in the moonlight and Ginny thinks Harry should fess about who he fancies. I like this Ginny
Rating/Warnings: PG13 ish
Word count: 1300ish
Author's Notes (if any): Ok, so I’m not as drink I was last time we did this but stull drunk enough amnd I hope it makes sense but if it does nt wel, too bad. I had fun.

( Elocution )

ENTRY #6

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Title: Remember When…
Author: Sirius’ Motorbike aka tjs_whatnot
Characters/Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Words: 1,550
Author’s Notes: I had more to say last night, but now I’m just trying to hold down my breakfast folks. Had a ball. You all are the best. This story is not…


( Remember When… )

ENTRY #7

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Title: Careful What You Wish For (you might get just enough to frustrate the hell out of you)
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes, but I'm still not sure I should be allowed to do it. ;P
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry Potter; werewolf!Remus/Sirius, Harry/Sirius, and I passed out before I could finish that, I'm so sorry!
Challenge: Sirius Black, Full Moon, The Astronomy Tower. (I was going to manage the other two, but I PASSED OUT FIRST ARGH.)
Summary: Harry is envious of whatever it is Remus has with Sirius… until he gets a taste of it himself. (And only a taste because I literally passed out on the fucking floor.)
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 for sex with a werewolf, underage sex (Harry is 16), Sirius lives AU and Remus is still DADA professor at Hogwarts. I would warn for Padfoot/Harry, but sadly I passed out before I could fucking write it. I should probably also warn for goofy writing, especially before the incoherency really kicked in. Also, there's bondage and it may seem like non-con; my intention was that this was a pre-arranged consensual thing between Remus and Sirius, but since Remus literally has no lines in this, you wouldn't automatically know that, so… Oh yeah, also voyeurism, exhibitionism, and some deep-throating. And rimming.
Word count: ~2,100
Author's Notes (if any): Omg, I am so sorry, people! This is really unfinished, as in it stops dead in the middle of a sex scene! Beware going in that it's going to devolve into many, many incoherencies and then flat-out stop right when it's getting good. *headdeskdeskdesk* I swear I will finish them off it up after reveals. Man, I suck!

( Careful What You Wish For )

ENTRY #8

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Title: Feud
Author: alisanne
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Hahahah! Yes.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Snaoe/Lupin, Sirius Black
Challenge: I hink I got them all. Sirius Black (the birthday boy), Bonfire Night, Full Moon, The Astronomy Tower, ”It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."
Summary: Oh fuck, I hate these things. Um…Sirius realizes he/s wrong? Or something? WHo knows?
Rating/Warnings: PG sorry
Word count: 686
Author's Notes (if any): I don/t really have any, honestly. I was drining, this is what happened.

( Feud )

ENTRY #9

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Title: The Black side of the Moon
Author: l1z
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes (but what if I wrote no? MHHHHHHHHHH)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Hermione/Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Challenge: In my defense, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised
Summary: Hermione wants to try something more "dark" and tormented than regular Ronald, but things don't quite go as expected
Rating/Warnings:Nah
Word count: 1024
Author's Notes (if any): I slept through the writing part of the second half... Hope you don't notice... ooops, too bad now I've told you!

( The Black side of the Moon )

ENTRY #10

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Title: The Chamber
Author: faerieboye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Dumbledore/Dobby/Harry/HP
Challenge: Full Moon
Summary: Things happen
Rating/Warnings: Sexual
Word count: Cannot count
Author's Notes (if any): Now this is sick

( The Chamber )

ENTRY #11

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Title:Birthday Boy
Author: ruinsplume
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) hahahaha yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Sirius/everybody
Challenge:the birthday boy
Summary:sirius gets kissed by everyone for his eighteenth birthday.
Rating/Warnings:M
Word count:3400
Author's Notes (if any):a lot of tequila. also sirius and I share a birthday week.

( Birthday boy )

ENTRY #12

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Title: A love stroy
Author: gin_tonic
I am of legal drinking age in my region: As I'm drunk, this is a lttle late, but yes.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:
Challenge: Ufll Moon and Astromoony Tower
Summary: Harry has wine a d he
s not afraid to sue zit.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Word count: 1,500?
Author's Notes (if any): I have done the coding before I got to trunk. Drunk. Horray? There restsaf not.

( a lov stry )

ENTRY #13

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Title: Take Me There, Don't Be Scared
Author: songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) By rather a lot.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Sirius, Remus, a bunh of university a capella singers, but they aren't having sex with the HP airing. I promise. I htink.
Challenge: Sirius Black's birthday, Full Moon. Summary:
Rating/Warnings: Sex toys adn werewofl cock before he turning. Also singing undergrads.
Word count: 2319
Author's Notes (if any): Somehow this becme rock and roll stream-pf=consciousnes.

( Take Me There, Don't Be Scared )

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