ENTRY #13

Nov. 7th, 2017 05:09 pm
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title: Take Me There, Don't Be Scared
Author: [personal profile] songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) By rather a lot.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Sirius, Remus, a bunh of university a capella singers, but they aren't having sex with the HP airing. I promise. I htink.
Challenge: Sirius Black's birthday, Full Moon. Summary:
Rating/Warnings: Sex toys adn werewofl cock before he turning. Also singing undergrads.
Word count: 2319
Author's Notes (if any): Somehow this becme rock and roll stream-pf=consciousnes.


nananananana THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! nananananana IT'S MY BITRHDAY TOO YEAH!
NANANANANANA THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRHTDAY! NANANANANANANA WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD-TIME NANANANANANA I'M GLAD IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA!

doot doot doot doot dadadadadada doot doot doot doot badadadadada...


Siritus back wanted to shoot whoever—NO. he wanted to AK whomever had hired the oxford college a capella group to seranade for his 57th bithday. Just because he was alive during the beatles's hey day doesn't mean that he actually like the Wite album. though clearly, it was a better go than "help!" *nods*

he bet it was Harry who hired these young dudes. Hm. Young dudes. Having the group sing bowei might be a better go.

"lads can you give us some bowie? All the Young Dudes? it IS my birthday after all."

:we were only hired for teh one tune," one of tehm said. The others kept on withe rh beatboxing or whatever.

"But it's my BIIIIIRTHEDAY !" sIRITUS whinged. "Coudlnt you at least sing a song I like?"

"tis a little grim, innit?" the songleader said.

"Eh, you weren't alive inthe 80's NO severnties—grim was kinda the think thing for us queers."

warm arms wrappe aroudn sirius's waist. He felt chuckleing abgainst his back asn melled the aroma f his sexy lover adn his tobacco mixed with asphoedel.

(now I have to decide if it's snape or remus who smokes. I mean, I want to pair sirius with snape, but there's no chance that snape would allow tcigarettes to ruin his smelling sense. So reumus it is, I guess. how disapponting I hate writing myself into a corner tlike this. Alas, AFWQ FWF!).

Ghis is not going to win any waresm si it? Sig. I'm not feeling qwacky enough to win funniest entry or best sex or whatever. and clearly am not drunk enough for least coherent, though clearly I'm not most coherent, either. I wish there were an award for Best Asides. I think I;ve written that before. Alas.

Tradition!

So teh acapaella group rearranged themselves and started singing "All the Young Dudes" and sirius, god love hm, or is that Merlin love him? he started to cry around "We cab kive.o we can loev" and leaned his head back into Remus's shoulder. Remus stroked Sirius's hair and then his face. Soem of teh singers looked a ibit discomfited , like they were intrudeing, Others looked like they wanted to get ino on the extryq-emo action.

Soon Remus started singing along, until by the encd there wer—he was howling all the uyoung DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES@! as if it were the full moon.

Then the yong lads lift. I don't know where they wned. tbut theu decided to go wehrever and they didn't event ell sirius how mcuh he owed them. probably they didnt' mind that much singing for a couple of aging queers who managed to survigve the AIDS crisis. Beacuse muggles didnt; knowt hat HIV skipped the wiszards. whell they didn;t know wizards existed. But wizarsds haveto think oabout differnt STI's like what was that? balllfungus? Yes! scrofungulus. That's ball fungus. Magucal ball fungus. ewww.

Neither Renus nor sirius ever got scrofungulus. sirius becasue dogs don't get it and he spent his best sexing years in Azkaban. Remus never got scrofungulous because lycanthropy is JRK's allegory for wizarding AIDS and Remus had enough to be gettin gon with.

Damn. This is too depressing. I need to gifure out how to get Sirius and Remus more sexyish and less depressing. Sexier Bowie songs? Or at least happy ones?

Get me to the cHURHC ON TIME.

"Paper boys are pretty sexy, don't you thiknk, remy?" Sirius asked.

"Ugh, Siri, no." Remus said. "Too young. I do like me a man with a slow hand."

"Not even the right genre!" Sirius said, laughing.

How about we play some more modern music?' remus asked. "I know some contemporay rock..." He waved his wand (no, not THAT one) and a song came on, it had a girl and a lad singing. "full moon tonight, full moon tonight, full moon tonight, it'll be alright!" and then the girl sang "take me there...don't be scared."

Hm, have somehithing you want to tell me, Moony?" Sirius asked.

"I'd really like to give you an ace birthdAnay present, but tonight is our full moon."

:Take me there, then, don't be scared, Moony." Serius ceoooned. "I want to feel your big lycancock in my tight little arse." Sirius paused. "is this really contemporary?"

"Well, more than Bowie. This song is only 7 years old, And the badn members are younger than all teh oyung dudes."

Remus who had kept his arms around Sirius all theis time, their door stil open despite the foolish wand waving, okay, Sirius and Remus are drunk too. That's why they;re wavign wands with the door open to the muggle street. I'm not sure how the Muggle a capell a group got beyond the Fidelius, but I guess the ddresss to Grimmauld place was written on teh song order? That seems like uncharacteristically rash for Remus. Maybe it was Harry who ordered the birthdya disnignging telegram after all.

Anyway, As Remus tightened his arms around Siriuts and started gringiding a little, Seirius disengaged one arm long enough to slam the front door shut. (I"m starting to type with my eyes closed becuase the light of the screen is too bright. htis might improfve my typing, but maybe not. I'm sorr if my fingres end up on the wrong keys, guys.)

So now the door is closed and remus is basically humping Sirius through both their denims. Sirius's head is thrown back on to Remus's shoulder adn his arse –well, he has volition still, so he wiggles his arse against Remus's crotch. *wrinkels nose* ceritch is a pretty not sexu word, but i can't think of a better term for that area. alas.

Sirius wiggles his arse and hears Remus growl in his year. "do you think the day of the night of the full moon is the time to wiggle yoiur arse at the arse of a dominant werewolf?"

Sirius;s breath quickens. "I think it;s exactly the right time. Exactly teh right time. I want you to take my arse, to take me and make me yours and make the full moon day as good as the full ooon night—I know you wantt to taake Padfood too." sriius paused. "Mooney, I wish you caould take me as a person but still kjnot me. THat its the hottest fantasy, isn't it?"

Remushuffed against Siritus's shoulder. "I have a better present for you."

he maneuvred Sirius into the bedroom and knocked him onto the bed. HTey kissed, hot fand fitlhy. They kissed and sirius moaned. "Please, Mooney, : ge said,

Mooney bit at Sirius;s neck,the rucked up his T shirt and bit at his belly and chest as well. He grwoled as he did so, knowing it turned Sirius on.

Sirius whimpered.

"are you going to be my good boy this afternoon, Siirus?" Mooney said lowly in Siriuss ear. Sirius' cock took notice at the way Remus smelled, sounding lust-driven, felling so hotter than Siirus's own body temperatioure. beause of wereworlf metabolism, you know. He was hot and sexy and commanding, and Sirius bared his neck in a show of utter submision.

:Good pup," reums said. "Now roll over, show me that sweet arse of yours."

Sirius quickly unbuttoned his trousers before he rolled over. He trust his arse in teh air so that his flies dangled open. His dick was pushing his pants through his flies. Sirius hoped he made an enticing image. Reumus's pants behind him suggested that Sirius did indeed look inticing. Siriuds feelt his cock throb harder, wishing that something were giving tit the squeezing fr freection or some damn attention any way, it needed.

Boy, did Sirius's cock need. "please, Mooney," he whimpered again. He seemed to only be able to whimper or whinge at this pint.

It was okay, though becuase Sirius knew that remus preferred him helpless and desperate. Unfortunately, that meant Sirius knew he was in for quite a wait before his dick got the relief or attention it needed. BOTH AND, NOT OR.

Remus didn't toruc Sirius's coke yet, nor did he even grab at Sirius's butt. Instead he ran his nails up and down Sirius's flanks, raising gooseflesh. "You're being such a good boy, Siirus," Remus said. "So good for me, you deserve a birthday treat."

"Yes, please!" Siirus said, nodding and panting like the dog he sometimes was.

"Would you like your treat to be my bone?" Remus refused to be interrupted by Siirus's giggling at the wording of that offer. "Or would you like me to try out a new toy?"

Sirius took a moment to ocnsider. Yummy werewolf dick the day of the full moon, or a new surprise toy? HOnestly, Sirius loved the taste of Remus's cock the day of his turning. IT was extra hot, and pungent, and impatient. Sirius loved being gagged by it, feeling the power of ten stone of Remus with lycantrhopic power behind him holding him down, taaking him hard in any way. The smell and taste of danger appealed to him. Alot.

But so did the idea of being vulnerable to surprise. "I'd like the toy, please, Remus," Sirius finally answered.

REmus chuckled darkly. "You'll have to keep your faace forward. No looking back."

:Yes, Remus, " Siirius agreed. He was so damn agreeable when Remus was in cahrge.

Sirius felt remus's hands slide along his thighs as his trousers were removed. Then Remus snapped Sirius's pants asgainst his arse. "Ow!" Sirius yelped.

"If you think that's ow, you might not want what's comign to you,' Remus commented.

"Eh, I like ow, Remus. YOu know that" Sirius replied,

"I certainly do," remus said and bit Sirius's bum. Hard.

Sirius tooka shuddering breath.

Then Sirius felt Remus's thumbs pry apart his cheeks, exposing his hole.

Wait. What the fuck. I've go the Food Network on. What's this "Iron Chef Showdown"? why am I learning aout this while wasted and writing porn? It's totally diatracting me. This whole paragraph shoudl be resd as a parenthetical. Thnks!

Okay, so remus is prying apart Sirius's cheeks. Siirus can feel Remus's breath on his arse, on his very hole. Remus licks a stsripe across Sirius's cheeks, but not uo Seirius's hole becuase e ven on teh day of the night of the full moon, Remus is a little too fastidius to rim Sirius without doing a cleansing spell first. And the day of the night of the ful moon, Remus doesn't want to smeell somthinga ssnaitized as a courgified arsehole. But he licks a strip acroess Sirius's cheeks, blows on it, and then smacks something thin and leather across it.

Damn, the tawse. Except this sint' a NEW toy, and Sirius is waiting or a new toy.

"What was tht for, Mooney," his voice is a whine.

"Because I thought it would e pretty to look at, padfoot," Remus replied.

Sirius wiggled his bum in response. "Is it?"

:Oh yes, and it will be even prettier with the gifr I have in store."

Sirius felt Remus's wet finger trace around his hole. Hethrust back a bit, forcing his hole onto Remus's fingertip.

"Eager, are we, pup?" Remus grabbed Sirius by the hair and forced their eyes to meet.

"Yes, Moony! Want you in me!" The hand with the finger inside Sirius pinghed aroudn Sirius's rim in response. "owww! I'll be good! I'll let you take your time!"

"You're dman right you will," Remus growled. He began to workopen sirius's hole.

First one finger, then a second,but Sirius was sweating by the time Remus started to ese a foruth finger in. "Reeeeeeeemus!" His voice was barely a whisper through all hs heavy breathing. "What..."

"Shh,pu, "remus said. Then Sirius, to his surprise, felt the familiar weight fo Remus's cock tip at his hole. IT slid in, nice and smooth and NOT ENOUGH after four fingers had stretched Sirius open.

But Sirius enojoyed the feeling of being fucked hard, Remus's sharp teeth digging into his shoulder, fingers almost like claws digging into his left hip.

And then. Remus Shoved in extra hard and muttered something Sirius couldn't hear over the rushing in his hears. And...just inside his rim almost half in and half out, Sirius felt something start to give even greater pressure. It grew. He felt Remus shove in and wiggle, making sure this thickness was well and truly stuck in there.

It hurt. It burned and the realization fo what Remus had recreated—his werewofl knot!—made Sirius go light-headed.

Remus's right arm wrapped around Sirius's chest, pulled at a nipple. He continued to thrust his hips until he finally came, spraying hot insid eSirius and biting until Sirius was sure that his skin must be breaking.

The knot did nto dissipate.

"If i could knock you up, Siirus, I woiuld. I'd keep you filled iwth my come until we made pretty baby werewolf cubs. Would you liek that? nTO be my breeding bitch??"

Sirius only moaned.

He was so hard. He was so hard and so tired and so sore and SO HAPPY.

He felt Remus's cock stop twitchin in him. He felt Remus smile sleepily against his shoulder.

"er, Moony?" Sirius said hestitantly, "Help a ladout?"

KNot stil stretching Sirius open, remus reached around and grasped Sirius' dick. He began to stroke, long and languid. Siirus was o worked up that he almost couldn't respond. "Tighter, faster, please, MOony!" he moaned.

Remus went tighter, faters, harder.

When Sirius clamped sown on Remus's cock and came, he felt Remus's cock twitch adn fill again. Remus rocked experimentally. "Looks like this lovely charm is giving me another life," Remus said.

sirius decided to buck up and enjoy the ride.

The end.

Date: 2017-11-08 04:50 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sdk
okay UNF for the knotting. I am so happy that the food network did not distract you from the knotting because as soon as that idea was introduced earlier I was like...oh please? pretty please? LOL Sorrynotsorry knotting is a bullet-proof kink of mine, so YES, thank you!!!

The bit about writing yourself into a corner, because Snape would never smoke, made me LOL a lot. Haha. Yes, yes, you do give fantastic asides! I would so vote for that if that was a category!

Date: 2017-11-16 11:52 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
Yay! Glad you enjoyed it! Knotting is a bullet-proof kink of mine as well :)

I think if I hadn't been trying to adhere to a no-backspacing variation of "no-editing," I would have backspaced the cigarette thing. Though then there would have been no knotting. Hm.

Thanks so much for the comment-love!

Date: 2017-11-08 05:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tjs_whatnot
Hahahaha. Oh god, do NOT sell yourself short on the Drunkest!Award! You are a CONTENDER, my friend!

This was ALL SORTS OF RIDICULOUS and I LOVED it so very much!

kay, Sirius and Remus are drunk too. That's why they;re wavign wands with the door open to the muggle street. I'm not sure how the Muggle a capell a group got beyond the Fidelius, but I guess the ddresss to Grimmauld place was written on teh song order? That seems like uncharacteristically rash for Remus. Maybe it was Harry who ordered the birthdya disnignging telegram after all.

Way to think it through! Plot hole? What plot hole!?! ♥

Date: 2017-11-16 11:49 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
Way to think it through! Plot hole? What plot hole!?! ♥

ALL HOLES MUST BE FILLED!

Thanks for the lovely comment! I kept drinking as the story went on, so though at the beginning I didn't think I was that drunk/incoherent, but the 4th drink I was...well. You saw the result.

Date: 2017-11-09 04:33 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] reg_flint
The hilarity of it all! You have one very drunk typewriter.

Date: 2017-11-16 11:52 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
LOL, thanks!

Date: 2017-11-09 05:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lq_traintracks
Daaaaamn! That was... *gulps* Yes. Ahem. Good. And also wonderfully incoherent in places, which was lovely and hilarious! The food network, dude?? LMAO! But all in all, man that was some hotness! Always with the knotting! Bulletproof. :D Well done!

Date: 2017-11-16 11:54 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
I mean, I often write FWF with the television on (there was one FWF awhile back that involved Harry and the cast of What Not to Wear).

Thanks for the compliments re: the porn! I haven't felt my mojo there in awhile, so I'm glad all it took were two shots of bourbon and two shots of limoncello to bring it out....

Date: 2017-11-10 12:26 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ruinsplume
Ghis is not going to win any waresm si it? Sig.

Au contraire, MA, I think you could very well win for best asides! (Mods, are you listening? We MUST add this category to the awards!)

This was very funny but also unexpectedly moving. he started to cry around "We cab kive.o we can loev" and then the fact that the singers probably they didnt' mind that much singing for a couple of aging queers who managed to survigve the AIDS crisis.

that really got to me, actually. As drunk as you were, this still had all the angst and true love and tasty smut that makes Wolfstar great! Nice job!

Date: 2017-11-16 12:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
Oh my god, you found that touching even though I couldn't spell words like "can" or "love"? You must've been primed for it!

But yeah. I tend to do a lot of thinking about the generational stuff and historical context. And really, if you're writing Remus as queer, you need to cope with the 1970's and 1980's in Muggleland.

Date: 2017-11-10 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] l1z
Loved all the wand-jokes: my all time favourites! And the writer's comments... The bit about the kitchen programme was NOT expected, I truly wondered for a while if it was part of the story!

But AGHHH the typing: I couldn't figure out the meaning of some words D:

Date: 2017-11-16 12:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
The typing is always terrible; I don't allow myself to backspace when doing FWF, so even when I notice the typos I don't go back and correct them. Just...make up a word that fits? Or keep going? Most single words aren't all that important.

As I was saying to
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The typing is always terrible; I don't allow myself to backspace when doing FWF, so even when I notice the typos I don't go back and correct them. Just...make up a word that fits? Or keep going? Most single words aren't all that important.

As I was saying to <user=alisanne>, I consider the meta comments/asides in FWF part of what make it its own genre. It's like, "get inside a drunk author's brain for a few hundred or thousand words."

Thanks for commenting!

Date: 2017-11-10 09:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kiertorata
I love how you're so sure about not being voted "least coherent". That's some confidence there, considering the hilarious amount of typos and meta comments!

I'm just imagining you downing your drinks and watching TV or listening to the radio or something and just absorbing all the new prompts. :D No other way to explain the a cappella boys and Bowie :DD

I loved your meta, like
(now I have to decide if it's snape or remus who smokes. I mean, I want to pair sirius with snape, but there's no chance that snape would allow tcigarettes to ruin his smelling sense. So reumus it is, I guess. how disapponting I hate writing myself into a corner tlike this. Alas, AFWQ FWF!).

And dominant!Remus was very refreshing (and hot)!

Date: 2017-11-16 11:59 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
Actually the a capella boys and Bowie came just from my poor brain--I needed a reason that the stream of consciousness started with "Birthday" (other than the fact that it was running through my head because Sirius and I were sharing a birthday weekend) and a capella singers seemed to fit the bill...

And I got so much drunker as the fic went on. I don't know why I didn't expect that to happen.

And dominant!Remus was very refreshing (and hot)!
I like to think of WolfStar as a switchy pairing :)

Date: 2017-11-10 09:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] gin_tonic
*fans self* WOW! Hot porn and an author's stream of consciousness within the same text. :D

Date: 2017-11-16 12:00 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
Hurrah! Thank you!

Date: 2017-11-10 11:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alisanne
Ahahahaha! The drunken asides were great.
Nice to see your thought processes. ;) I especially giggled when you were cursing for having written yourself into a corner with Remus' smoking. Alas! ;)
Nice job!

Edited Date: 2017-11-10 11:58 pm (UTC)

Date: 2017-11-16 12:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
I think drunken asides are my specialty *nods* Honestly, they're what make FWF a genre all its own. Especially when I write myself into a corner and am not allowing myself to backspace.

"Alas!" seems to be my word of the month. I'm blaming Dumbledore for that one.

Date: 2017-11-11 02:55 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
https://youtu.be/ToXGVcrgNZA

Such hotness and... You are less coherent than you think, MA. The asides! Actually, the asides are what make it seem less coherent. And deciding that a charm could be their new toy! Genius.

Date: 2017-11-11 05:26 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shaddyr
Maybe it was Harry who ordered the birthdya disnignging telegram after all.

Dancing? Singing? Dizzying? Lovely of Harry to do that... LOL!

It is amazing to me how you managed to slip some truly hot porny bits in with the incoherent drunken tomfoolery. This was a fun ride (for Sirius especially...)

Also, do you even remember what was on the Iron Chef showdown? Because now you have me curious.

Date: 2017-11-16 11:47 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] songquake
Thanks! I think it might serve as an okay bit of porn except for the obviously distracted author!

Also, do you even remember what was on the Iron Chef showdown? Because now you have me curious.

Actually, it was just a commercial; I'd never heard of the show before and was truly befuddled.

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