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firewhiskeyficTitle: A love stroy
Author:gin_tonic
I am of legal drinking age in my region: As I'm drunk, this is a lttle late, but yes.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:
Challenge: Ufll Moon and Astromoony Tower
Summary: Harry has wine a d he
s not afraid to sue zit.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Word count: 1,500?
Author's Notes (if any): I have done the coding before I got to trunk. Drunk. Horray? There restsaf not.
Harry was sitting alone in the Austronomy Tower, staring at the night sky. Back when he'd been in school, he couldn't care less about learning what his astronomy teacher had hd to say, learning about the stars and their formations, but now… Looking at the night sky hat someting inspiring. It was like hearing Tom Jones opaying in the background, with hm dancing and slowly swaying his hips.´
Harry lookeda for a formation he'd recognise and found Oropn. Rypicaly that the first thing he'd see would be a guy. He snorted and thought back to his ölast relationship – that didn't exactly last long. Pne Night to be exact. Thought Charlie certainly had had made the night copunt.
Whop would he fuck next, Harry wondered, secretly longing for a stable relatioonship. But that was what he got when he fell for the frong guy. Snape. Who'd forver be unabvailble. What a stupid bastard, though, not tpor recognise that Harry was just awsome and a fanstastic guy althrogerth. Tainted love at full speed. Harry sighed and reached for his bottle of wine. He didn't do this often, but occasionally, if the day or the week or the night had been particulary. bad, he wpould go up here to look at something that was more constant than his felle fleeting ffeeelsing.
If he didn't, he'd do something stupid, like gho to a club and fuck around. Like the time he's gone to a muggle club, stumbled across viktor krum and sucked his dick, just for the heöl oof it, Or the time he'd planned on just hving drinks with george and instead had ended up getting fuckedby Kingksey Shakclebolt, whod' happend to be at the same bar they'd been in. George hadn't watched, thoght Harry wouldn't have exactly minded.
Sectrely, harr had alsways hoped Snape would find out and flit into a drunken, jealous rage. that he'd claim Harry for his own and mark his territory or something. Instead all he got was indifference.
Maybe, Harry thought, that was becasue NSape was jzst dense as fuk. People – men in particulary (and he spoke of experience) could be that way. Be dense. Not see the tree because there was a hwole forest in the fucking way.He really sjhould be doing sthing about this, Harry thought. Yes. He'd take aczion. Be a fucking Gryffindor! He took a big swig from the bottle, then stood up and swayed a littel. Steadied. He was fine. Yes. Fiiiine.
Harry nodeded to himseld and then looked at his bottle of wine. It was still half full unlike the other one he'd downed before. Too precious to wayste. He hugged uit to his chest and marched off into the night. Left the blanket and the empty bottle lying there – if anyone asked, he'd plame the students.
Harry marched down to the dugeons, where Snape still lived. Harry couldn't undrstand why – when they'd rebuilt the castle, they had had the cahnce to pick their new abodes freely. Harry had opted for a room wth a view, thought not as high that he'd have to walk too miny flights of stairs. Snape ahd stayed were he was. Which was stupid, because the dungeons ere vull of Slytherins and were damp.
After three wrong tries and one encounter with Peeves, Harry finally klnocked on the right door. "Hi!" he said brightly when Snape opened. "I have come."
Snape stared at him way too long and finally said. "That i can see. But why?"
"Because you need to sex me up real good."
Snape clsoed the door in his face.
Harry stood there for a couple of minutes, wondering what the fuck ha done wrong. Evertyhing, probably. he Should have offerd Snape a sip of his wine, prbabyl. It'd be the nice thing to do. Poliite and stuff. He knocked again. Snape ipened. "Would you like some whine?"
"I would no."
"But why? IT's so nice and tasty?"
"Because you're fucking drunk, that's wahy."
"Just because of you."
Snape lifted his wand and poiunted it at harry, who twitched helplessly, but didn't run away, because he was a drunk idiot. One spell later and he was sober as fuck and utterly embarrassed. INsetad of running away and hiding in the next set of bushes, like the loser he felt he was, Harry decided to storm bravely ahead and held up his half empoty bottle of wine. "Care for some wine?"
Snape rolled his eyes. "Whatever." Hwe trued arund and left tghe door wide open. Harry followed, like he love sick, honry, puppy he wasx. And then he realised why Snap e had never moved. His place. was. awesome. it certinaly wasn't as dank and damp as harry had imagiend and Harry felt right at home. Fireplace blazing, couches that looked like you ouild sleep on them and notg wake up with an aching back, bookshelves full of books that Hermione would want to read and Harry certainly wouldnÄ't.
"Niiiice," Harry breathed and Snape turne around, eyebrow (just the one, not two!) raised.
"What. Me or the place?"
"Bother!" Harry sai,s grinning and grinding his hupsntoi the imaginary music. "How about you show me your bedroom?"
"How about you drop your pants and show me awhat you got first, before I make any commitments? YoU're an runt, Potter, and I want to make sure your dicks isn't, too."
Harry snorted. "You'd be the one whO'd do the fucking, aynway. BUt no need to worry, I'm hung as fuck," Harry said and dropped his trizusers and pants. And he was all that he'd promosed. "I even have this neat trick," he said and swished his wand. At the same time the lights in Snape
s quarters dimmed, his dick satrted glowing. "Now if you need a guiding light to my arse, I can provide that, too."
"NO need, Potter," Snape said – and HArry heard he was leering – "That I'll find even if I'd be blind."
"Good," harry said and thought. "I'm TNT, I'M dynamite – I'll explode onc eSape touches me." BUt he didn't, becauzse Snpae grabbed him roughly, kissed him and pushed him into his bedromm and onto his bed, without Harry coming everywhere.
Snape spelled their lothes off and Harry looked at him with wide eyes, feeling uttery and totally honry. He wanted this sos bad. Had for ages. When Snape bent down to kiss him, harry said. "BUT are you in love with me?"
Snape raised his eyebrow again. "HOw should I? I've pnly known you as Pottwr before, I ned to get to know you as "Harry". How about ww fucka dn then go on dates?"
"Sounds suzper great," Harry said and summoned a tube of lube.
Snape coated his massive cock lavishly, then used his slimy fingers to finger and prepare Harry und he was moaning and begging to be fucked. Snape lined himself up and pished inside, waiting until Harry had adjusted acoordingly (bause his dick really had grith). Then he started fuckinh Harry in earntes, makinhg him maon and shirek and scream so loudly that even Moaning Myrtle would have been jealouy (had she not been busy stalking one or two boys from Slytherin, who looked suspiciously like Draco Malfoy). Snape didntÄ' even have to otuch Harry's dick in order for him to come hard , drabbling come all over his own stomach. Snape followed sauit soon after, pulling out once he'd regained his breath. Spelling the two of them clean, Snape leaned back agaonst his nice silken pillow.s "You can come back more often now, Potter. Just don't et drunk beforehand."
"Okay. But how about we fuck in the Astronomy Tower when there#s a afully monn? I hear it's easoeciialy romantic and I wouldn'tr haee to get drunk on my own up there."
"Fuky romance, Potter. harry. Better come back to my place and tell me abvout you life. I dn't quite like pubic sex unless it's fucking you up against a wall near Dumbledor's old offic.e"
"Well, you can forget all abot that. But I'll come here and we'll fuck and fall in love nadn cleebrate CHristmas together. Okay?"
"Spunds perfect," Snaope said and fell asleep. Harry did, too, a while later, smilimg rightly.
Harry
Author:
gin_tonicI am of legal drinking age in my region: As I'm drunk, this is a lttle late, but yes.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:
Challenge: Ufll Moon and Astromoony Tower
Summary: Harry has wine a d he
s not afraid to sue zit.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Word count: 1,500?
Author's Notes (if any): I have done the coding before I got to trunk. Drunk. Horray? There restsaf not.
Harry was sitting alone in the Austronomy Tower, staring at the night sky. Back when he'd been in school, he couldn't care less about learning what his astronomy teacher had hd to say, learning about the stars and their formations, but now… Looking at the night sky hat someting inspiring. It was like hearing Tom Jones opaying in the background, with hm dancing and slowly swaying his hips.´
Harry lookeda for a formation he'd recognise and found Oropn. Rypicaly that the first thing he'd see would be a guy. He snorted and thought back to his ölast relationship – that didn't exactly last long. Pne Night to be exact. Thought Charlie certainly had had made the night copunt.
Whop would he fuck next, Harry wondered, secretly longing for a stable relatioonship. But that was what he got when he fell for the frong guy. Snape. Who'd forver be unabvailble. What a stupid bastard, though, not tpor recognise that Harry was just awsome and a fanstastic guy althrogerth. Tainted love at full speed. Harry sighed and reached for his bottle of wine. He didn't do this often, but occasionally, if the day or the week or the night had been particulary. bad, he wpould go up here to look at something that was more constant than his felle fleeting ffeeelsing.
If he didn't, he'd do something stupid, like gho to a club and fuck around. Like the time he's gone to a muggle club, stumbled across viktor krum and sucked his dick, just for the heöl oof it, Or the time he'd planned on just hving drinks with george and instead had ended up getting fuckedby Kingksey Shakclebolt, whod' happend to be at the same bar they'd been in. George hadn't watched, thoght Harry wouldn't have exactly minded.
Sectrely, harr had alsways hoped Snape would find out and flit into a drunken, jealous rage. that he'd claim Harry for his own and mark his territory or something. Instead all he got was indifference.
Maybe, Harry thought, that was becasue NSape was jzst dense as fuk. People – men in particulary (and he spoke of experience) could be that way. Be dense. Not see the tree because there was a hwole forest in the fucking way.He really sjhould be doing sthing about this, Harry thought. Yes. He'd take aczion. Be a fucking Gryffindor! He took a big swig from the bottle, then stood up and swayed a littel. Steadied. He was fine. Yes. Fiiiine.
Harry nodeded to himseld and then looked at his bottle of wine. It was still half full unlike the other one he'd downed before. Too precious to wayste. He hugged uit to his chest and marched off into the night. Left the blanket and the empty bottle lying there – if anyone asked, he'd plame the students.
Harry marched down to the dugeons, where Snape still lived. Harry couldn't undrstand why – when they'd rebuilt the castle, they had had the cahnce to pick their new abodes freely. Harry had opted for a room wth a view, thought not as high that he'd have to walk too miny flights of stairs. Snape ahd stayed were he was. Which was stupid, because the dungeons ere vull of Slytherins and were damp.
After three wrong tries and one encounter with Peeves, Harry finally klnocked on the right door. "Hi!" he said brightly when Snape opened. "I have come."
Snape stared at him way too long and finally said. "That i can see. But why?"
"Because you need to sex me up real good."
Snape clsoed the door in his face.
Harry stood there for a couple of minutes, wondering what the fuck ha done wrong. Evertyhing, probably. he Should have offerd Snape a sip of his wine, prbabyl. It'd be the nice thing to do. Poliite and stuff. He knocked again. Snape ipened. "Would you like some whine?"
"I would no."
"But why? IT's so nice and tasty?"
"Because you're fucking drunk, that's wahy."
"Just because of you."
Snape lifted his wand and poiunted it at harry, who twitched helplessly, but didn't run away, because he was a drunk idiot. One spell later and he was sober as fuck and utterly embarrassed. INsetad of running away and hiding in the next set of bushes, like the loser he felt he was, Harry decided to storm bravely ahead and held up his half empoty bottle of wine. "Care for some wine?"
Snape rolled his eyes. "Whatever." Hwe trued arund and left tghe door wide open. Harry followed, like he love sick, honry, puppy he wasx. And then he realised why Snap e had never moved. His place. was. awesome. it certinaly wasn't as dank and damp as harry had imagiend and Harry felt right at home. Fireplace blazing, couches that looked like you ouild sleep on them and notg wake up with an aching back, bookshelves full of books that Hermione would want to read and Harry certainly wouldnÄ't.
"Niiiice," Harry breathed and Snape turne around, eyebrow (just the one, not two!) raised.
"What. Me or the place?"
"Bother!" Harry sai,s grinning and grinding his hupsntoi the imaginary music. "How about you show me your bedroom?"
"How about you drop your pants and show me awhat you got first, before I make any commitments? YoU're an runt, Potter, and I want to make sure your dicks isn't, too."
Harry snorted. "You'd be the one whO'd do the fucking, aynway. BUt no need to worry, I'm hung as fuck," Harry said and dropped his trizusers and pants. And he was all that he'd promosed. "I even have this neat trick," he said and swished his wand. At the same time the lights in Snape
s quarters dimmed, his dick satrted glowing. "Now if you need a guiding light to my arse, I can provide that, too."
"NO need, Potter," Snape said – and HArry heard he was leering – "That I'll find even if I'd be blind."
"Good," harry said and thought. "I'm TNT, I'M dynamite – I'll explode onc eSape touches me." BUt he didn't, becauzse Snpae grabbed him roughly, kissed him and pushed him into his bedromm and onto his bed, without Harry coming everywhere.
Snape spelled their lothes off and Harry looked at him with wide eyes, feeling uttery and totally honry. He wanted this sos bad. Had for ages. When Snape bent down to kiss him, harry said. "BUT are you in love with me?"
Snape raised his eyebrow again. "HOw should I? I've pnly known you as Pottwr before, I ned to get to know you as "Harry". How about ww fucka dn then go on dates?"
"Sounds suzper great," Harry said and summoned a tube of lube.
Snape coated his massive cock lavishly, then used his slimy fingers to finger and prepare Harry und he was moaning and begging to be fucked. Snape lined himself up and pished inside, waiting until Harry had adjusted acoordingly (bause his dick really had grith). Then he started fuckinh Harry in earntes, makinhg him maon and shirek and scream so loudly that even Moaning Myrtle would have been jealouy (had she not been busy stalking one or two boys from Slytherin, who looked suspiciously like Draco Malfoy). Snape didntÄ' even have to otuch Harry's dick in order for him to come hard , drabbling come all over his own stomach. Snape followed sauit soon after, pulling out once he'd regained his breath. Spelling the two of them clean, Snape leaned back agaonst his nice silken pillow.s "You can come back more often now, Potter. Just don't et drunk beforehand."
"Okay. But how about we fuck in the Astronomy Tower when there#s a afully monn? I hear it's easoeciialy romantic and I wouldn'tr haee to get drunk on my own up there."
"Fuky romance, Potter. harry. Better come back to my place and tell me abvout you life. I dn't quite like pubic sex unless it's fucking you up against a wall near Dumbledor's old offic.e"
"Well, you can forget all abot that. But I'll come here and we'll fuck and fall in love nadn cleebrate CHristmas together. Okay?"
"Spunds perfect," Snaope said and fell asleep. Harry did, too, a while later, smilimg rightly.
Harry
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Date: 2017-11-07 10:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-08 04:41 am (UTC)I'm glad Snape is giving him and his glowing dick (LOL) a chance. As long as there's no pubic sex involved, rofl.
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Date: 2017-11-08 09:42 am (UTC)This lovely piece made me grin so hard :D :D
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Date: 2017-11-08 11:37 am (UTC)*grin*
Lovely
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Date: 2017-11-08 05:25 pm (UTC)I love drunk Potter Harry and I love especially that Snape's sober spell had absolutely no effect on him. ;)
♥
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Date: 2017-11-08 05:58 pm (UTC)"Would you like some whine?" Hahahahaha! Um, no, Harry. Omg, drunk Harry clutching his wine to his chest and making his way through the castle is HILARIOUS! Telling Snape, "Hi! I have come." and the gem of "Because you need to sex me up real good." I'm dying! :D
"BUT are you in love with me?" Oh boy, here comes that whine anyway! LOLOL!
I dn't quite like pubic sex unless it's fucking you up against a wall near Dumbledor's old offic.e" LMAO! Way to be specific there, Snape.
This was freaking hilarious! :DDD
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Date: 2017-11-09 04:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-10 09:34 pm (UTC)You actually made me end up with a sweet AWWHHH despite the pairing Piton x Harry having me laughing so hard at first!
"When Snape bent down to kiss him, harry said. "BUT are you in love with me?" "
POTTER, NOOOOOO!!!
The bit about Moaning Myrtle was amazing.
But what is Harry doing at Hogwarts as an adult? Is he the new Headmaster?
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Date: 2017-11-10 09:38 pm (UTC)THIS:
"What. Me or the place?"
"Bother!" Harry sai,s grinning and grinding his hupsntoi the imaginary music. "How about you show me your bedroom?"
Is it a cheeky reference to Potter Puppet Pals??!
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Date: 2017-11-10 11:54 pm (UTC)Drunk and horny Harry shows up and he's all...whatever. *g*
Harry is totally adorable, and Snape is his usual sex god self, and this was fun!
The last 2 lines are perfect! LMAO!
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Date: 2017-11-11 02:31 am (UTC)*falls over laughing* What an image@
And it ends with fluff! Yay! I love how Snape is like, "Fuck romance, but come home wiht me and tell me all about yourself so we can fall in LURVE."
And "smiling rightly" is a great description when everything has gone right :)
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Date: 2017-11-11 05:42 am (UTC)I LAUGHED SO HARD i thought I might pee. OMG, so believably drunk!Harry.
"Bother!" Harry sai,s grinning and grinding his hupsntoi the imaginary music. "How about you show me your bedroom?"
Those hupsntoi sound dangerous...
Gryffindor courage! Glowing dicks! Silken pillows! OMG this was funny!