ENTRY #3

[torino10154]

Title:Birthday bonfire
Author: darkmoore
I am of legal drinking age in my region: for more than 2 decades, yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Harry/Snape
Challenge:Dunno? All of them?
Summary:A bonfire. And Harry wanting to have sex. Kinda
Rating/Warnings:Don’t think so
Word count:400-ish
Author's Notes (if any):this ist stupid and embarrassing and stupid and I should have never even tried it. But the things you do when you are sick and not in your right mind….

Harry stared into the dying flafes oft he bonfire. He was sleepy and wanted to go to bed but it was the borthday of his godfather so he had to stay. Beside him snape grumbled about the fullmoon and wolfsbane potions and ungrateful people who took every help they got fot granted.

Serious was sitting on a log by the fire wrapped around his partner and both ot them did not want to leave soon. It annoyed Harry cause he wanted to have sex wit snape but he couldn’t cause the other guests were still there.

Sure he could make snape go back to the school with him but he’d kinda promised serious that he would be staying till the enf of the party. – why is Sirious alive again= How’d that happen?

Anyway, er, harry did not want to go to the school again cause then snape would maybe make them go the astromonmy tower agaon first to see if someone has snuk up. Catching students was Severus favorite hobby.

The other borthday party guests had already ledt and so now only Sirious and Moony and Snape and Harry ere there. If harry could get the others to leave too he could have sme sex with Sanpe in the light of the nbonfire and goolmoon.

But then Harry decided that he didn’T want to wait and didn’t care so he just took out his wand and cast a spell on hi godfather and his partner and then he started to get rid of his robes. hte others were just asleep.

Snape was confused. He thougth that harry didn’t wanna do this until they awere alone. But since Sirius and Lupin were asleep that was the next best thing to being along.

Snape looled at Harry and decided to say something meaningful and wise to him and so he asid: "It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." 

Harry looked at Snape and was confued. “I don’t know what that means,” he said.

“It measnt that if you had turned out as much of an ass as your father I would enver have wanted to be with you. You’Re better than your father ever was.”

“Oh, taht is so nice of you,” Harry beamed at him.

He used his wanf to get rid of all of their clothes and they had sex in front of the dying bonfire just like Harry had wanted to.

The Enf

Comments

[kiertorata]

"why is Sirious alive again" - That line is pure gold. :D

And I love how catching students after curfew is Snape's favorite hobby.

And oh my god, the dialogue in the end is just amazing, like
snape: "let me just put this prompt here"
harry: "but why"

Great job :D

[sdk]

LOL way to fit all the prompts in under 400 words! The quote randomly thrown in made me LOL. But then you made it work! ha! Also I was chuckling at how annoyed Harry was that everyone was still there and he couldn't just have sex, gosh stupid people. LOLOL That was great, haha. And all the while Severus is just grousing! oh my god, the idea that he'd delay sex to catch students in the tower too? Haha!! So great! "The Enf" -- classic. ;)

[lq_traintracks]

ROTFLMAO!!!

Snape looled at Harry and decided to say something meaningful and wise to him and so he asid: "It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."

I died of this! And then Harry's confused response too! Harry's very Hemmingway-esque, super matter-of-fact wanting to have sex with Snape was priceless. :D Loved it!!!

[tjs_whatnot]

Snape was confused. He thougth that harry didn’t wanna do this until they awere alone. But since Sirius and Lupin were asleep that was the next best thing to being along.

I'm dead! Dead I tell you! I thoroughly enjoyed laughing through this entire 400 words! Well done!

♥

[ruinsplume]

No, it's not stupid, this is ridiculously funny!

You had me at, It annoyed Harry cause he wanted to have sex wit snape but he couldn’t cause the other guests were still there.

I love this Harry who is clearly over his saving people thing and now he just wants to get laid.

Also, this? sme sex with Sanpe in the light of the nbonfire and goolmoon. that's what fwf is ALL ABOUT!!!

So glad you decided to play!

[alisanne]

Ahahaha! OMG, Horny Harry is hilarious. *g*
"I want to shag, so Imma put Sirius (or Sirious) and Moony to sleep."
And of course Severus rolls with it. Man wants to get laid, after all. ;)
This was fabulous, MA!

[majmunka]

That "something meaningful and wise" before fucking is a gem. And that turns out to be like you're not that an arse lke your father was :D :D :D I'm dead.

[reg_flint]

This was just...so...cute.
I don't often like 'cute' but I've been bitten by a fluffy bunny now.

[gin_tonic]

YAY for the Snarry! :D Horny!Harry really is impatient!

[l1z]

Argh, if you knew that "Sirious" and Moony were going to ruin the magic night and they were supposed to be dead already, why didn't you kill them?
So bad to say, I know - sorry!

Really enjoyed the bit of romance with Snape redeeming harry and telling him he's not an arsehole as his father!

[songquake]

"why is Sirious alive again= How’d that happen?"

Well, you see, this is the sequel to some fix-it fit that you forgot to write in your drunken haze. *nods sagely* It's okay, you can fill that plot hole next time. Or not.

I love how Harry doesn't want to go back to the castle because he knows that would delay teh sexins (Snape's favorite habit and all) but equally resents staying because that's ALSO delaying teh sexins. It's a conundrum.

And the end---the whole scene after Harry decides to take action! It's lovely and hilarious! Harry and Severus both being somewhat confused but willing to cheerfully go along with one another.

Excellent!