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1. Each entry has been posted separately so that authors can get feedback on their writing. This is a drunken post contest, so feel free to laugh and tease, just don't be cruel. We'll be watching very closely. Authors - DO NOT REPLY TO COMMENTS ON YOUR ENTRY. The voting period is anonymous. You may reply AFTER the reveals.

2. Some of these entries are very NC-17. Please keep this in mind when you click on the link. There will be no anonymous comments - you must have a DW account if you are going to comment.

3. You may only vote once! No voting for your own entry.

4. Cast your vote by responding to THIS POST using the format below. All votes will be screened.

Most Coherent Entry: [insert entry# here]
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ENTER ONLY THE ENTRY NUMBER, NOT THE NAME OF THE FIC!!

5. All votes must be in by Saturday, April 29th at midnight EDT. If you submitted a fic, you MUST vote. If you do not vote, and your fic was the winner in that category, guess what? You will not win!

6. Winners and banners will be revealed on Sunday, April 30th. All entries will remain up so everyone can read them again and again.

7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves.

ENTRY #1

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Title: Blue Moon
Author: ruinsplume
I am of legal drinking age in my region: I am two legal drinkers and a preteen over the leagal limint!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:James/Sirius, HP of course
Challenge: Huh? to be coherent?
Summary: centaurs and cock and fate
Rating/Warnings: Rating: Explicit. Warnings: cock. and the sucking thereof. Dire prediecitons. Cdentaurs that quote Shakespeare
Word count: 2400
Author's Notes (if any):the author is dringking blue moon beer. The moon is blue becuase the planet is a mess. Sirius is blue because
ah, we commenece:

( Blue Moon )

ENTRY #2

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Title: By The Balls
Author: reg_flint
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes by many years
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: gen Luna/Draco, Harry Potter
Challenge: camping, Luna Lovegood, Earth Day
Summary: Walking in on a pissing contest
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Word count: 173
Author's Notes (if any): Draco can piss farther than anyone

( By The Balls )

ENTRY #3

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Title: Camping
Author: felixfvlicis
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry / Draco; Harry Potter
Challenge: Firewhisky Fic
Summary: Harry and Draco are sent on a camping mission by Kingsley. Draco is less than pleased.
Rating/Warnings: G/PG
Word count: 262
Author's Notes (if any): This is unfinished because I’m so terribly lame and can’t hold my alcohol. Oh, what could have been. Sigh.

( Camping )

ENTRY #4

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Title: starduchess
Author: Earth Day Frisky
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Lyna
Challenge: Luna, Black Lake, Earth day (tangetially(
Summary: Luna dn Harry ejoy romantic day at te like.
Rating/Warnings: R
Word count: ~1700
Author's Notes (if any): so drunk. Already threw up, but am feeling bettter. Sorry for this. Lol.

( Earth Day Frisky )

ENTRY #5

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Title: Earth dy orgie
Author: alisanne
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Hahahah yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Um, a bunch? Luna/Bane, Severus/Hrry, Seveurs/Lucius, ROn/Shielsa (made up character) there may be others who knows
Challenge: Earth Day, Luna Lovegood, The Black Lake, Camping, Centaur.
Summary: I hate these when I sober, so….
Rating/Warnings: Um…R maybe. Whatever the mods decise
Word count: ~744 ish
Author's Notes (if any): Okay, so since I’m not supposed to say who I am I guess I can just say that I was really snoozled by the tim I finisghed this. Yay drunk writing!

( Earth dy orgie )

ENTRY #6

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Title: Eye Spy with My Little Eye
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YES!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Luna/Firenze, Harry/Draco, somesurprise pairings mentioned
Challenge: Luna Lovegood, The Black Lake, Camping, Centaur
Summary: A good time was had by all.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, voyeirsm, bestiality, anal, oral--cunnilingus
Word count: ~950ish
Author's Notes (if any): Yet another wonderful drunk writing event!

( I Spy )

ENTRY #7

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Title: Field trips
Author: bixgirl1
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:
Challenge: drinking?
Summary: Asthe muggle studies professor, Harry needs some help chaperoning his field trip. He doesn't know if i's better or worse that Malfoy volunteered.
Rating/Warnings: explicit
Word count: 2100
Author's Notes (if any): blow job, ust bad fliritng, professors, camping.

( Field trips )

ENTRY #8

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Title: First Star I See Tonight
Author: tjs_whatnot
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Luna/Star Dust
Challenge: Luna, Centaru, black Lkae
Summary: I don’t even know man…
Rating/Warnings: Rish maybe…
Word count: 600
Author's Notes (if any): I can’t even look.

( First Star I See Tonight )

ENTRY #9

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Title: Forest, Forbidden
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes!
Rating: NC-17 n
Pairing(s)/Characters:Challenge: Luna Lovegood, The Black Lake , Centaur
Summary: Luna: scientic expediation. Harry and Draoc: not scienteifci
Warnings: Okkay um, rimming, anal fingering, bumming, clitoral stiumulataion, amal anal sexs
Word count: ~2,ooo
Author's Notes: I have the hicccips, so beyind the drunkennnes that's really impariiong my tuping! I don't ewven know what IU've weritten here.

( Drunkeness )

ENTRY #10

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Title:Luna The Ravenclaw Gnome
Author: rabbit_says
I am of legal drinking age in my region:yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:luna lovegood
Challenge:Earth Day Edition
Summary:Random idea is random.
Rating/Warnings:G (for Gnome)
Word count:0
Author's Notes (if any):I don't know where this idea came from. I think it was hiding in the bottle of wine.

( Luna The Ravenclaw Gnome )

ENTRY #11

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Title: never thrust uncle ron
Author: icicle33
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Albous Severus/Scorpius
Challenge: camping
Summary: Albus takes his spoiled boyfriend camping. Scorp is a brat and albus shows him campoing can be fun.
Rating/Warnings: erm? Camping, porn, underage? 16 is that underange idk, Slytherin alubs and scoprius
Word count:
Author's Notes (if any): I was going to write harry/draco like I always do, but then I saw this pic of Scorpius pouting and be horrified of going camping. So yeah. FWF night is fun. Good luck. Sorry not sorry. Enjoy the ASS

( never thrust uncle ron )

ENTRY #12

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Title: Valentine's Day Dance (Where Potter totally cut in and acted like a wanker)
Author: digthewriter
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YES
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Luna, Draco, Harry Potter
Challenge: drunk writing?
Summary: Draco's been working really hard to restore the Malfoy name and make friends. And then Potter is all like "what do you want?" and Draco's like "fuck you, I am just dancing."
Rating/Warnings: R - ish. Like, I tired SMUT but then banter was all like "hey let's be friends."
Word count: 3850
Author's Notes (if any): I have no idea what happened. This story has like ZERO plot. It was all like Luna Lovegood wanted to dance with Draco and then Harry was all jealous or something and Luna was all like "you two are hot."

( FIC STUFF )

ENTRY #13

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Title:What is earth day Amywau?
Author: lightofdaye I don’t know the usercode in dreamwith off by heart yet.
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: nextgenners/hp (james/dominuqe,lysander>luna unrequited (i didn't mean it! i forge they were related), lorcan/roxy, lucy/lilu, al/scorpius/rose
Challenge: All I hope.
Summary:A camping trip for eatrth day!
Rating/Warnings:NC-17 if I manage ut. teenagers having sex. I'm not specific about their ages but in the older rangers of teenagers. incest cousin and accidentally implied opediousness , oral , tribbadism , bisexuality, anal, luck pierre, spooing.
Word count:
Author's Notes (if any):I shall have another shot or two before rting this it looks far too coherent.

( what is earth day anway? )

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