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firewhiskeyficTitle: By The Balls
Author:reg_flint
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes by many years
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: gen Luna/Draco, Harry Potter
Challenge: camping, Luna Lovegood, Earth Day
Summary: Walking in on a pissing contest
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Word count: 173
Author's Notes (if any): Draco can piss farther than anyone
Luna Lovegood was walking around the Back Lake, listening hard. She thought she had heard unpleasant laughtter comng ffom nearby. She was sure that it was aimer at her. She peered aroind a bush. DracoMalfyu was pisssing into a the lake and sowere rrab cnd Gpyle. “I got firher! Piss on Earth Day! Unless you do it the syltheun way!”
“Whch way is hrtat? Asheed Lina who had come around the bush and Draco stared at her mispronnciation and her Rsddish aerrings. Well I'm better at pissing, drac informed her , but save the plntet by Caping. I do sponsored caping. In a tent. Artyr Weasley has sbseen me at it!”
“How does camping sve the world.?”
“It;s sponsored, and Fther has excelent contacts wth hte Minisrey. Plus Hemakes the moooost geenerouuus donTIONS.?” draco smilrked Lunasbrain was at te bottom of the ake and the lake reflected the sxky and her blue eyes as she though t Draoc had the planet b y the aballs. She blew mi a ciss. And went away.
Author:
reg_flintI am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes by many years
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: gen Luna/Draco, Harry Potter
Challenge: camping, Luna Lovegood, Earth Day
Summary: Walking in on a pissing contest
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Word count: 173
Author's Notes (if any): Draco can piss farther than anyone
Luna Lovegood was walking around the Back Lake, listening hard. She thought she had heard unpleasant laughtter comng ffom nearby. She was sure that it was aimer at her. She peered aroind a bush. DracoMalfyu was pisssing into a the lake and sowere rrab cnd Gpyle. “I got firher! Piss on Earth Day! Unless you do it the syltheun way!”
“Whch way is hrtat? Asheed Lina who had come around the bush and Draco stared at her mispronnciation and her Rsddish aerrings. Well I'm better at pissing, drac informed her , but save the plntet by Caping. I do sponsored caping. In a tent. Artyr Weasley has sbseen me at it!”
“How does camping sve the world.?”
“It;s sponsored, and Fther has excelent contacts wth hte Minisrey. Plus Hemakes the moooost geenerouuus donTIONS.?” draco smilrked Lunasbrain was at te bottom of the ake and the lake reflected the sxky and her blue eyes as she though t Draoc had the planet b y the aballs. She blew mi a ciss. And went away.