“Whoops - My wand is a little over excited!”

[torino10154]

Welcome to the 'Birds and Bees' edition of firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - sdk and torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

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And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

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Torino plans to start with a Malibu Bay Breeze while Shelly is the designated driver tonight! ;)

Let's get our drunk on!

Comments

[flownwrong]

thank you <3 it's been nice to just meet y'all and follow the discussion, even if i wasn't able to chat much :)

[sdk]

I see nothing wrong with this picture!

[flownwrong]

haha, noted! first tries can be rough for me, but that's okay :)

[torino10154]

It's a common occurrence, that's for sure. :P

I think a fic idea is beginning to form. Not necessarily a good idea, but an idea!

[corvidology]

G&Ts my standard tipple!

Hey, I need that quinine for health purposes, yes.

[torino10154]

Kinda like how an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

[amedia]

So the universe is trying to get in my way - we didn't have our usual Friday night drinks with dinner (because reasons, totally legit), and then I got a frantic text message from a colleague that required me to do an extra half-hour of work right after dinner ... but I recently rewatched Jurassic Park and my motto is SMUT FINDS A WAY!!!

I'll just bring up some extra alcohol to enjoy while writing, since I didn't have a chance to lay down a base during dinner. It's all good! Hm, maybe I can throw something together with that new bottle of chocolate-flavored Baileys and the extra chocolate milk I accidentally wound up with. And ice cream! (But I'm starting with alcoholic ginger beer and diet cherry pepsi.)

[corvidology]

Exactly! The G&T was invented by Victorian English officers to make the quinine palatable!

[torino10154]

The universe ALWAYS knows. SMH

Chocolate Baileys sounds right up my alley. Doesn't go with what I'm drinking now though. LOL

Re: Topic #2 Best Hangover Cures

[a_belladonna]

It's also mostly something I do when I'm out and about and need to catch a bus home. :)

Re: Topic #1 Best Snacks for FWF

[corvidology]

I really love nachos!

[lightofdaye]

no such thing as a bad idea!

Re: Topic #1 Best Snacks for FWF

[corvidology]

I'm currently cooking dinner so... Looooooong marinated pork chops cut from a pork roast - US pork is sad, being so lean and flavourless* and roasted sweet potatoes!


*From the home of Old Spot

Re: Topic #2 Best Hangover Cures

[corvidology]

Never had one. No one in my maternal bloodline has ever had one.

It's a mystery!

[torino10154]

Do you remember my Aberforth's Bestiality Brothel, Daye? LOLOLOLOL

I don't think it's as bad as that though I haven't quite finalized the plan yet.

[corvidology]

And the problem with this is??????????????????????????

[torino10154]

LOL I mean, it's pretty much what happens every time he moews. LOL It's not usually FWF but otherwise me fucking off is par for the course.

[lightofdaye]

totes canon complaint! complyant? canon compatible!

Re: Topic #1 Best Snacks for FWF

[oldtoadwoman]

Nachos are excellent comfort snacks.

[torino10154]

Ths noie probably is too. LMAOO shhhhh

smut finds a way!!!

[oldtoadwoman]

That is a fantastic motto

[ride_4ever]

Just got home! Actually I <3 my job...just wished that it didn't make me miss the start of FWF. OMG so many comments to read before I even start ficcing.

Re: 💟

[ride_4ever]

Just got home.

Your inspo will no doubt strike harder after you've made more progress on The Drunkening.

[ride_4ever]

To quote Ray Kowalski in due South : "Home again, home again, jiggety jig."

Just got home from work and gonna craft me a Super-Spicy Margarita right now -- my special blend that includes jalapeno-infused pickles and frozen-fruit cubes (that's like ice cubes but made with fruit juice). Then...The Drunkening shall begin!

💟

[oldtoadwoman]

Huzzah! Welcome!