torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Welcome to the 'April Fools' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Fred & George Weasley

Riddikulus

Court Jester

Sex Pollen

On Heat/In Heat

Tiptoe Through the Tulips



Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Monday, April 3rd. Voting will begin on April 4th and last until Saturday, April 8th.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)



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Shelly is going to start with some Pomegranate craft cider (if it's still good) and Torino might try the prepackaged Jack & coke my daughter picked up at Target. :D

Let's get our drunk on!

Date: 2023-04-01 08:18 pm (UTC)
corvidology: Alan Rickman in Dogma ([EMO] DRINK - OUT OF IDEAS)
From: [personal profile] corvidology
We are on the city mains so no worries there!

It has been declared this is a flange issue but like everything else about this house once you get into the guts of it, nothing is standard.

I'm having a nice calming cuppa right now and trying to decide what to drink once I'm ready.

Date: 2023-04-01 09:54 pm (UTC)
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)
From: [personal profile] tjs_whatnot
"Flange" will never stop being a hilarious word to me. I don't even know what it is other to know that I could never be a plumber because then I'd have to say that word out loud to people and keep a straight face. 🤣🤣

Date: 2023-04-01 09:57 pm (UTC)
corvidology: Master's glee ([EMO] GLEE EVIL)
From: [personal profile] corvidology
I was a coxswain for a while in uni and could NEVER say it with a straight face. It got even funnier to me when people asked me what a coxswain does.

Perhaps in the future, 'flange' could be a FWF prompt. ;D

Date: 2023-04-02 12:02 am (UTC)
tjs_whatnot: (Default)
From: [personal profile] tjs_whatnot
COXSWAIN! OMG I am DYING! That is another great word!

♥ ♥

Date: 2023-04-02 12:07 am (UTC)
corvidology: Master's glee ([EMO] GLEE EVIL)
From: [personal profile] corvidology
WE control speed, timing, fluidity and avoid obstacels. Watch for wind and keep the men straight iun the cock.

Soemoen has to do it!

Date: 2023-04-02 12:14 am (UTC)
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)
From: [personal profile] tjs_whatnot
You are an asset to your country and to its coxs and... fluid...ities...

Or something...

Date: 2023-04-02 12:18 am (UTC)
corvidology: P&P and Bristols ([DV] BRISTOLS)
From: [personal profile] corvidology
England expects an al that.

snerk

Date: 2023-04-01 09:57 pm (UTC)
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (The Moment Is Me)
From: [personal profile] oldtoadwoman

flannnnnnngggggggggge!!

when I used to work in a machine shop we'd have to do inventory and there'd be thigns on the list like "galvanized hex nipple" and "male elbow" and it was so damned hard not to snicker out loud.

Re: snerk

Date: 2023-04-01 11:22 pm (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
There's an old Bit of Fry and laurie sketch about something very similar. here

Re: snerk

Date: 2023-04-01 11:42 pm (UTC)
oldtoadwoman: (skeleton at computer)
From: [personal profile] oldtoadwoman

That video was so perfect!

We literally had a part called "sex bolts" that we ordered semi-regularly. I made the mistake of mentioning them in front of my mother who insisted that couldn't be the proper name of them. "I swear they are called 'sex bolts'!"

Re: snerk

Date: 2023-04-02 12:03 am (UTC)
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)
From: [personal profile] tjs_whatnot
Haha, OMG, that might be the first place I heard that word and why I always thought it was completely made up just to make me laugh. I had thought it was Miranda... though, it could have been both. ♥ ♥

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