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1. Each entry has been posted separately so that creators can get feedback on their work. This is a drunken creation contest, so feel free to laugh and tease, just don't be cruel. We'll be watching very closely. CREATORS - DO NOT REPLY TO COMMENTS ON YOUR ENTRY. The voting period is anonymous. You may reply AFTER the reveals.

2. Some of these entries are very NC-17. Please keep this in mind when you click on the link. There will be no anonymous comments - you must have a DW account if you are going to comment.

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5. All votes must be in by Friday, January 27th at 11:59PM EST. If you submitted a fic, you MUST vote. If you do not vote, and your fic was the winner in that category, guess what? You will not win!

6. Winners will be revealed no later than Monday, January 30th. All entries will remain up so everyone can read them again and again.

7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves. :D

ENTRY #1

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Title: fireside effing
Author: lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yeppo
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry potter and lavender brown from the harry potter fandom
Challenge/Prompts used: All i hope.
Summary: a fic written to fulfil fwf prompts and have character f*ck
Rating/Warnings: nc-17, magic, fucking, too meta bt far
Word count: 1,540
Author's Notes (if any): this is the longest thing i've written so far this year. -_-




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ENTRY #2

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Title: If You Won’t Eat My Rock Cakes Have My Cock Instead
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yissss!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Good lord okay. Bill/Charlie; Hagrid/Charlie/Bill; Hagrid/Draco; future Harry/Draco (Hagrid’s warming him up, you see); Hagrid/Pansy; Hagrid/nameless OMCs and OFCs
Challenge/Prompts used: All of them, bruh!
Summary: Smut in the cottage. Or, Hagrid spends a wholesome evening alone.
Rating/Warnings: Fucking hell. E/NC-17. Underage; dub-con (due to plying with alcohol); sibling incest; age difference, SIZE DIFFERENCE (ahem); anal sex, oral sex, tits (aw yeah); vaginal sex; threesome; spitroasting (both kinds; you’ll see); come eating; a little name-calling (you know, sweet talk); meta???
Word count: 1,200 or something?
Author's Notes (if any): Y’all just had to do it. You had to do a Hagrid prompt. *facepalm* I blame you. Also what is tense anyway?? Pffff!


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ENTRY #3

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Title: Save to Archive
Author: oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Airiam/everybody, Star Trek
Challenge/Prompts used:stripped bare causethat seems easiest, maybe I'll slip some others in there but i duotb it
Summary:Airjiam is reviewing this week's sexy times for memory storage
Rating/Warnings: smut? god i hope there is smut UPDATE: SMUT!!!
Word count: 2,500
Author's Notes (if any):if you've never seen Discovery, the only thing you need to know is Airiam (minor recurring character) is aan cybernetcally-augmented human who needs to review her memories once a weeke to decide what to save to archive and what to delete. Thta's canon. I don't remember much more than that so most of the details are made up anyway.

"Your text might contain writing issues - Check now" Bwahaha! No.

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ENTRY #4

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Title: Not Fish But
Author: paulamcg
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes, no doubt about that
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Characters (and Pairing): Fang and... Fandom: Harry Potter
Challenge/Prompts used: All of them
Summary: In February 1993, Fang decides to venture into the woods, if only to escape and encounter fishy smells.
Rating/Warnings: G, or M although it's only dogs, or is it?
Word count: around 1K
Author's Notes (if any): I hope something in this makes half-sense.


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ENTRY #5

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Title: L'Inverno Arriva a Napoli
Author: ride_4ever
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes -- very much so!
Fandom: Goncharov (1973)
Pairing(s)/Characters: Goncharov/Katya, Goncharov/Andrey "The Banker" implied, Katya/Sofia implied
Challenge/Prompts used: I used ALL the prompts! They are: Hagrid, Forbidden Forest, Stripped Bare, Cuddling by the Fire, Ice and Snow, & "Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days."
Summary: Winter comes to Naples…no, not the ice and snow…it’s that the Russian mafia comes to Italy.
Rating/Warnings: Explicit; no AO3-type warnings apply.
Word count: 426
Author's Notes: Anyone spot the two things from "The Sopranos" canon? (Not the general mafia thing...two things that are more specific.)
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ENTRY #6

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Title: Naked Hagrid. Naked Hagrid’s Penis.
Author: sabethea
I am of legal drinking age in my region: so yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Sirius/Remus, Hagrid/Centaur
Challenge/Prompts used: all of the buggers
Summary:Hagrid, stripped bare and dancing nude in the Forbidden Forest, was a sight to see, Sirius Black mused. And could not stop musing on, all through the night (and next morning)’s shenanigans with the other Marauders.
Rating/Warnings: M
Word count: 2126
Author's Notes (if any): Yeah, sorry. Sirius got a bit obsessive.

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ENTRY #7

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Title: Needs Must
Author: sdk
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes i quite think so
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Hagrid/Draco, background harry/draco, pansy/luna, past hagrid/maxine
Challenge/Prompts used: hagrid, stripped bare, forbidden forest, cuddling by the fire, kinda ice and snow?? gah, so close but not a clean sweep
Summary: Draco comforts Hagrid after madam maxine leaves him. Or wtf is this, idek.
Rating/Warnings: i feel like this si kinda fucked up but i'm not sure what to warn for. dub-con for sure?? but in a weird way?? reader beware? otherwise handjobs and i wish it was racier. oh prob still rated like hard r/nc-17 maybe. heh i said hard. i'm 12.
Word count: 1Kish
Author's Notes (if any): idk where this idea came from. also i am highly amused that when i first thought of this, i was fairly sober and couldn't remember maxine's name but it was only when i got drunk enough to write that I remembered maxine's name! clearly alcohol is good for my memory!!!

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ENTRY #8

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Title: A Broom
Author: songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YEP. Like, my drinking age is well past drinking age. And a good thing. Too.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP: Hagrid, Harry, not clear if they’re going to bget it on—Hagrid’s SOOOOOO big! YES. Smut achieved: Hagrid/Harry.
Challenge/Prompts used: Crossing them off as I finish:
Hagrid
Forbidden Forest
Stripped Bare
Cuddling by the Fire
Ice and Snow
“Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”
Summary: Fulfilling some Hagrid fanttases. Mabye some Harry fantasies too?
Rating/Warnings: explicit-ish, also maybe Harry’s a size queen?
Word count: 2284
Author's Notes (if any): I feel like this might be my best smut idea in a while. Also my descriptions arent awful? Even though I forgot what I was doing midway through. This is actually not a terrible story maybe.
Thanks so much to the mods for continuing the tradition of FWF! I’m so glad to be here with all of you!

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ENTRY #9

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Title: Bear Hyg
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) vYessur
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Hargir/Snape, Harry POtter
Challenge/Prompts used: vHagrid, Forbidden Forest, Stripped Bare, Cuddling by the Fire, Ice and Snow
Summary: Snape is resuced from an icy ravine by Hagrid.
Rating/Warnings: R-ish? Handjob, rutting, cuddling, unsexy imagery
Word count: 500isg
Author's Notes (if any): This might read a bit like dub-con but really SNape's very happy with the rutn of events, I [romise. :D

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You have until January 27th to get your vote in!