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1. Each entry has been posted separately so that creators can get feedback on their work. This is a drunken creation contest, so feel free to laugh and tease, just don't be cruel. We'll be watching very closely. CREATORS - DO NOT REPLY TO COMMENTS ON YOUR ENTRY. The voting period is anonymous. You may reply AFTER the reveals.

2. Some of these entries are very NC-17. Please keep this in mind when you click on the link. There will be no anonymous comments - you must have a DW account if you are going to comment.

3. You may only vote once! No voting for your own entry.

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5. All votes must be in by Saturday, July 9th at 11:59PM EDT. If you submitted a fic, you MUST vote. If you do not vote, and your fic was the winner in that category, guess what? You will not win!

6. Winners will be revealed no later than Monday, July 11th. All entries will remain up so everyone can read them again and again.

7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves. The banners will be coming a bit later than usual this round but don't worry, you will get one! :D

ENTRY #1

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Title: a night ll ouy
Author: lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: aye nearly twice that
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:harry potter: hermione?kingsleh, blaise/Hermione, harry/latie. ron/rosmerta, (implied rosmerta/ither weasleys)
Challenge/Prompts used: technically all
Madam Rosmerta and/or Aberforth Dumbledore
Hog's Head
Marathon
Insomnia
Forced Proximity
One Too Many
Summary: the trio are out on the pull
Rating/Warnings:NC-17/ Work place relationships/power imbalanced relationship, erectile dysfuction, sei=public sex, drunk sex, blow job/cunnilingus,facial, titfuck, wall sex. ron positive.
Word count:2,045
Author's Notes (if any): thanks to the mods for running this. was as fun as always.

( A Night All Out )

ENTRY #2

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Title: This Little iggie
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) Even my baby os almost drinking age now :(
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Remus/Neville, Harry Potter
Challenge/Prompts used: Aberfroth, Hogs HEad
Summary: Remus heads into Aberborht's Bestiality Brothel to find a piggie
Rating/Warnings: R, more like animal lay than bestialit f you ton't count the reference to the goats :p
Word count: 400
Author's Notes (if any): I kind a had the ida for this in my head for a while, Seemed the pbest oosrunuty t use it. I plame you all for the encourament.

( The Little Piggie )

ENTRY #3

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Title:“one important step towards the formal construction of time and therefore history itself." OR: Fast Times in Gogsmead
Author: ruinsplume
I am of legal drinking age in my region: aye!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:hoo boy! Aberforth/Remus, Sirius/Rosmerta, endgame Remus/Sirius and so on
Challenge/Prompts used:all of them !
Summary: It’s the night before transoformation. Remus and Sirius need a change of scene.
Rating/Warnings: M or E / bloew job, polyamory. a wee bit of queer theorizing w/r/t the goat question
Word count: 1955
Author's Notes (if any): there’s an A/N at the bottom of the story

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ENTRY #4

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Title: The NEwe Olde Shoppe
Author: mywitch
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yam
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Made Rosemerta/Abretprth Dumbledorre/Severus Sanape
Challenge/Prompts used: Rosmerta, Aalbrertforth, Hogas Head
Summary: there areg oats and some stores and yeah idk
Rating/Warnings: it’s san odd one so wlell, lol, g;luck~!
Word count: i sodnlt’ know
Author's Notes (if any): ummmnmmm I’m tired

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ENTRY #5

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Title: No such think as one too many (cocks)
Author: songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yup
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP Fandom: Aberforth, Rosmerta, Potter/Zabini/Malfoy, squint-and-you'll miss her Hermione
Challenge/Prompts used: Stiicking the prompt ehre, hopeing to get most of them in maybe.
Madam Rosmerta and/or Aberforth Dumbledore
Hog's Head
Marathon
Insomnia
Forced Proximity
One Too Many
Rating/Warnings: NC-17. Everyone's been drinking so consent is... mildly dubious, though still enthusiastic.
Word count: 1552
Summary: The one where Rosmerta locks eeryone in the Hogs Head.
Author's Notes (if any): Medium daily digetst meets wikipedia meets HP meets the prompts. Also, mods—somehow I can’t turn the straight quotes off while drunk, so I expect that coding will break. Um. Maybe I’ll have the wearwithal to put this in a more helpeufl FUCK I JUST REALIZED AUTOCORRECT IS SOMEHOW ON TOO. FUCK. Okat, I have me oved t o Oppe n Offce, which I think will beeasier to use while drunk, and YES I CAN MAKE STRAIGHT QUPES

Onwarad!

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ENTRY #6

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Title: The LAundromat Scene
Author: oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: none (original characters / original fic)
Challenge/Prompts used: none? I think this is the first time I've completely failed to incproraate theprompts.
Summary: This dude who used to work at the gas station suddenly turned into a woman insurance agent wtih three kids
Rating/Warnings: warning for cis white male entitled bullshit, the story is supposed to be about people learning important lessons which have absolutely not been learned yet at this point
Word count: 1,386
Author's Notes (if any): I'm sorry. My muse was slacking on the job today. This was from a novel I was going to write like fiftee years ago and never finished. the main chick was named (not kidding) Karen and I low-key hated her and when the KAren meme became a thing I realized that's why I hated her because I had unironically written her to be a Karen. So as I was screaming into the void, "Yo, muse! Write something! Inspire me!" my muse goes, "Hey, remember that story you gave up on years ago because Karen was a literal Karen? What if she wasn't?"

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ENTRY #7

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Title: Wrong can turn out right
Author: corvidology
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: S.C.I.谜案集, Bai Yutong/Zhan Yao
Challenge/Prompts used: Forced Proximity – used 2 ways
Summary: They've been friends since they were children and in love almost as long though they've never admitted to it and now it was all fucked up.
Rating/Warnings: M – non-con brief scene
Word count: 1794

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ENTRY #8

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Title: End of term
Author: a_belladonna
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Domenico Pozzovivo/Madam Rosmerta, Vincenzo Nibali/Madam Rosmerta, implied Aberforth/goats (I guess)
Harry Potter, Cycling RPF
Challenge/Prompts used: All of them!
Madam Rosmerta and/or Aberforth Dumbledore
Hog's Head
Marathon
Insomnia
Forced Proximity
One Too Many
Summary: Madan Romastermat wants ot get lais. (Madam Rosmerta wants to get laid.)
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, Explicit.
(Um, I guess you could argue she's sort of coercing them? Or not? They're all old enough to do what they're doing. But I suppose more sober people would find the consent kind of iffy? They're drunk and horny, drunk and horny people sometimes do things sober people wouldn't. And I guess there's a really lame reference to bestiality? That felt reeeally clever in the moment.)
Word count: I wrote this in Worpdad to avod the urge to go back and use psellchek. So no word cout. Let sober!me handle that tomorrow
(Word count is 1937 words)
Author's Notes (if any): Oh God, waht did I jsut wite? It's probajl y the cornirt and porniset thign, I've ever witttn. My hangover tomorrow wiotll be the leat shameful part. I thnk. Perhaps.
(Oh God, what did I just write? It's probably the corniest and porniest thing I've ever written. My hangover tomorrow will be the least shameful part, I think. Perhaps.)

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ENTRY #9

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Title: Reaching Out
Author: goatgodschild
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (YES)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Mulder/Krycek // X-Files
Challenge/Prompts used: Marathon, Insomnia, Forced Proxim(it)y, One Too Many, The Hog’s Head
Summary: Krycek hits up Mulder while he’s in town
Rating/Warnings: G, unfortunately
Word count: 617
Author's Notes (if any): Whiskey limp is a bitch, which is why there is no smut in this. :(

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ENTRY #10

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Title: No Ordinary Love
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: I’m not going to make my usual dad joke here; I’ll just say yes I’m old, thank you for the reminder.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP fandom; Bill/Charlie; background Bill/Fleur
Challenge/Prompts used: FUCk yeah all of them! For posterity: Madam Rosmerta; Hog's Head; Marathon; Insomnia; Forced Proximity; One Too Many
Summary: Bill and Charlie just can’t stay away from one another over the years.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/E; consensual sibling incest; drinking/drunkenness, includingn being drunk during sex; open marriage; fisting; fluctuating POVs and tenses, not necesarrily intentionally lol; some angst (maybe mild but I truly don’t remember); not underage in England, but in this first section Charlie is 16 so, you know…
Word count: ~2,300
Author's Notes:: Man, the Sade came on and that was it! Yeah, baby. Thank you to the marvelous mods for running this one-of-a-kind fest! Much love to you! <3

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ENTRY #11

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Title: Some Alone Time
Author: paulamcg
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: ?/Crookshanks, Sirius, Aberforth, Remus/HP
Challenge/Prompts used: Aberforth Dumbledore, Hog's Head, Marathon, Insomnia, Forced Proximity, One Too Many
Summary: Crookshanks slinks into the night and feels he must stay in Hogsmeade so as to observe at least one of the publicans.
Rating/Warnings: OMG... just G
Word count: Around 500
Author's Notes (if any): An anomalous animal's pov

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ENTRY #12

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Title:  Insomnia is Not the Agent (the “Satisfaction is the Agent” Remix)

Author: ride_4ever 

I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes, and I have been for decades

Pairings: Benton Fraser/Stella Kowalski; Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski

Characters: Benton Fraser, Stella Kowalski, Ray Kowalski

Fandom: due South (and mention of Harry Potter canon)

Prompts used: Rosmerta, Hog's Head, marathon, insomnia, forced proximity, one too many

Summary:  Fraser and Stella "in carnal embrace" and what follows when Ray sees them that way.

Rating: Sexually Explict; No AO3-type warnings apply

Word count: 541

Author notes: I always try to use every single one of the prompts, and yeah, I did it again

 

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ENTRY #13

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Title: Have You Ever
Author: tjs_whatnot
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes/no, no/yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP REmus/Rosmerta
Challenge/Prompts used: LAA FO THEM!!!
Summary: Things and stuff… i guess. Pretty nych what the title says.
Rating/Warnings: hoping for r at least *fingers rossed*
Word count: Math? I think not!
Author's Notes (if any): sOMETIME After the first few pareapgrahs i relized that my auto correct was doing its’ thingl sorry. I dont know if I somehow made that stop or it it just gave up from exhaustion. *shurg*

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