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ENTRY #1

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Title: His Breath Is Warm But
Author: paulamcg
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Snupin, background Wolfstar / Remus and Severus / HP
Challenge/Prompts used: All
Summary: Remus hopes for a hotter end to this cool story.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13?
Word count: 650
Author's Notes (if any): Set in the GoF winter. Might possibly, surprisingly, not contradict anything else I’ve written.

( His Breath Is Warm But )

ENTRY #2

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Title: Talk Less; Smile More
Author: jibbity-jabbity [Mod note: IDEK but that's not the creator's username LOL] aka tjs_whatnot
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes/ no/ maybe/ probably
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: sev/remus ❤snupin I've missed you❤
Challenge/Prompts used: severus for die. The treaty? Weill see.
Summary: Song stuck in my head. Trying to write fic around it. Wheeeee!
Rating/Warnings: um… I'm writing the heading before I gery too fat gone. I'm sure there are many warnings you should probably hede. Just no specifics as of now.
Word count: more than one, probably less than um...1kish...prob
Author's Notes (if any): Also, I'm writing this on my phone as the computer was just TOO MUCH. This will nor ends Weill. My auto correct hayes me. Wheeeee!

( Talk Less; Smile More )

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ENTRY #3

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Title: Pillow Talk
Author: goddess47
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge/Prompts used: Severus Snape, Knockturn Alley, transfiguration, frostbite, iceplay
Summary: Harry would like to learn some new things
Rating/Warnings: NC17, just to be safe
Word count: 500 ish
Author's Notes (if any): This turned out schmoopier than I thought it would

( Pillow Talk )

ENTRY #4

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Title: Based on a Trus Story (the only true part is that the author cries at Frozen sing-alongs)
Author: songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YES, so far older.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy? Nope, that's unrequested and unrequeited. Olaf/Severus. Sorry. It's a HP/Frozen mashup
Challenge/Prompts used: I'm going to attempt FWF Bingo here (that is, write until I've got all of them?)
Severus Snape
Knockturn Alley
Transfiguration
Frostbite
Iceplay
Summary: Snaco, transfiguration, and Frozen.
B I N G O !
Rating/Warnings: M? No onscreen sexytiems
Word count: 987
Author's Notes (if any): i'm not sure before I write whether I have successfully turned off all the Word features that will autocorrect me to looking like a better speller/less drunk, But given that there are fewer red undlerlines in this passage than I'd expect, I'm thinking I've runed it off enough? Okay, let's write!
Here's my playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwKWmqD6iDTUKbF6QGGir5Lf0KWA_M2oN You're welcome.

( Based on a True Story )

ENTRY #5

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Title: A Good Deal
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes, but I still got carded at the store tonght! \o/
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Draco baby! (Sorry Sanpe)
Challenge/Prompts used: Knockturn Alley, Transfiguration, Frostbite
Summary: Harry’s slumming it. He’s not doing too well. Draco’s doing wrose.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17; rentboy, down-and-out!Draco, sexity sex sex sex
Word count: 2,222 Ha!
Author's Notes (if any): Wine is good.

( A Good Deal )

ENTRY #6

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Title: Doe at Dusk
Author: kiertorata
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YAs
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: very obscurely implied Hermione/Snape
Challenge/Prompts used: ALL: Knockturn, Severus, Iceplay, Frostbite and Transfig in thtaorder I believe!
Summary: Severus Snape has been missing for a while.
Rating/Warnings: -
Word count: 815
Author's Notes (if any): I was thinking of a survival game I play and that got mixed into this at some point - maybe even enough to call this a HP x The Long Dark crossover, making it my frits crossover fic??

( Doe at Dusk )

ENTRY #7

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Title: Firewhiskey Challenge 2020
Author: vodka112
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YES
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Jason Todd, Batman
Challenge/Prompts used: None. Doing for fun.
Summary: drunk writing about another drunk. consider yourself warned.
Rating/Warnings: mature
Word count:1009
Author's Notes (if any): Drank chocolate and sake. Apparently, I just get headache-y and dizzy when drunk. ^^; (Highly likely I'm just tipsy) There will be lots of typos but i'm not sure if that's because of the drunkenness or human error. At this point, who cares. XD The challenge is finding someplace that doesnt autocorrect. btw, swear I'm drunk. Just sleepy. nd listening to WangXian. 💕 Also, I'm awful at this. My writing style is editing as you go and I keep fixing the typos...

( Firewhiskey Challenge 2020 )

ENTRY #8

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Title:why they call it knockturn alley
Author: lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region:of course
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Harry Potter is the fandom and a character. snape and i think pansy shall appear also
Challenge/Prompts used:snape, knockturn alley, frostbite, iceplay
Summary:harry takes a wrong turn
Rating/Warnings:Nc-17 i bloody hope prostitution, sex,
Word count:2,312
Author's Notes (if any):

( title goes jere )

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