They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

[sdk]

Welcome to the April 2017 Earth Day edition of firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - sdk and torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much.

Your challenges for this month are:

Earth Day

Luna Lovegood

The Black Lake

Camping

Centaur

Incorporate one or more into your fic/art somehow, and you're good to go!

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, m'kay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by noon on Tuesday, April 25th. Voting will begin later that evening and last until Saturday April 29th at midnight.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!


(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)
<b>Title:</b> <b>Author:</b> <b>I am of legal drinking age in my region:</b> (yes/no) <b>Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:</b> <b>Challenge:</b> <b>Summary:</b> <b>Rating/Warnings:</b> <b>Word count:</b> <b>Author's Notes (if any):</b>

In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW or LJ username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, how to save the Earth, why the Lorax is your spirit animal, how you plan to spend the summer, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about.

Shelly's starting off with Redd's Apple Ale while Torino's having a rum and Coke. Always rum. *g*. How about you folks?

Let's get your drunk on!

Comments

[alisanne]

You guys I'm done! Whooooo.
Even though I'm drunker than I've eber neen doing this challenge. *g*
I'm so drunkk I didn't trum off my spell check thingy.

Awww, and people are snogging on my tv, so cute.

ANyway, yay for done fic. WHEEEEE

[torino10154]

YAY! :D

[reg_flint]

yay you!

[reg_flint]

I have Cap'n Morgan and I have a keyboard. Let's see what damage a little ink dipped in rum can do! I'm on my second shot. :)

[torino10154]

Woohoo! Enjoy. :D

[alisanne]

Yes! You can do thisssss!
*cheerleads*

[icicle33]

go you! the capn' will helpl you write. = D

[abigail89]

ZOMG! It's 10pm and I have to go to church in the morning and make sense, so no drinkie for me tonight.

Maybe tomorrow afternoon.

Also, y'all are fucking hilarious. I think I'm gonna like this comm.

[torino10154]

Aw, hopefully you can join us another time! :D

[alisanne]

Dude, I have o sing at church in the morning at 10 and twelve, and I'm still drunk. :)
You can totes do this.

[reynardo]

*walks in, steps lightly over bottles and sleeping authors*

Sorry, guys. Life here said "7am on a Sunday is ridiculous" and ... *cough* later on was sort of booked too.

But my god - what a party that was! Sorry I missed it.

[torino10154]

NEXT TIME, DAMMIT! We're coming to yours. ;)

[alisanne]

Aww. Next time for sure. :)

[starduchess]

What time do we need to start for you? I can take the whole damn day/weekend off if need be!!!!

[torino10154]

OK, kids. I have finished my fic and am heading off to bed.

Feel free to keep carrying on amongst yourselves as long as you like.

Hopefully someone will lock the door and hit the lights. ;)

♥

[alisanne]

Sleep well! <3

[icicle33]

Aww.goodnight..thanks for hosting. <3

[reg_flint]

Have restful sleep with lots of cool water beside the bed.

[starduchess]

OMG I missed it! I was so pumped to get into this today, but it's also my birthday and wanted to make sure I spent the time with my hubby and kids. They just went to bed and now I'm up drinking and will start to write in a minute.

Is anyone else still here? I see you reynardo!

[icicle33]

Hi there! Happy bday! I'm still around. = D

[icicle33]

I actually wrote some words yay! anyone still here?

[alisanne]

Whoo hoo! Congratulations! <3

[alisanne]

Alas, lovelies! I'm off to bed.
*waves the white flag*
Keep writing, though! You can do this! <3

[starduchess]

*hugs* have a good night. sing well tomorrow!

[bixgirl1]

fell asleep for a bit,sorry and forgot to send. :) sent now! THank you for the wondeufl memeories I probably won't have and the hangover i for sure will. :D love/hate you all!!! lololololl.

[starduchess]

Nice to meet you, if only briefly! If you are up, we can still talk.
What part of HP fandom are you in (ships)? I'm mostly Snarry, but also enjoy H/D and Draco/Hermione and some Snape/Hermione.

[tjs_whatnot]

...fading fast...

So close...

I can...

do...

this...

jfa;fafffffffffffffffffffffffffffff...

[starduchess]

No, no no!! Please stay! Do some jumping jacks or something!
*pours cold water on you*
Are you awake?

[starduchess]

come on! who's still up? I't s only 11 oclock here and I'm in Central. I know there have to be some West Coast people here. who are you? where are you? why are you here? where are you going?
what do you want?
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couldn't resist. anyone know that reference?

[starduchess]

LOL, my typing has become soo bad!!!!!!

[starduchess]

ugh! got stuck trying to do an codeacademy project and it says I have an error. Three times! I know I m typing it corrctly! Fucking programing languages. I was right! I checked it! I was very carfeful with the if/esle statement an dant all the damn brackets.!!!!!
Okay back to writing. feeling vwery tipsy now. should make for ggoood reading. :)

[starduchess]

Ugh, the screen is sliding sideways. Now, def drunk>
see you all in the morning.

Happpy birthday to me!!!!!