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Welcome to the 'Birds and Bees' edition of
firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods -
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Your challenges for this round are:
Gilderoy Lockhart
Sex Ed
Honey
Birds of a Feather
Well-Bred
Total Eclipse (of the Heart)
Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.
As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)
And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!
Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?
You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Sunday, April 14th. Voting will begin on April 15 and last until Friday, April 19th.
HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!
(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)
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Torino plans to start with a Malibu Bay Breeze while Shelly is the designated driver tonight! ;)
Let's get our drunk on!
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Your challenges for this round are:
Gilderoy Lockhart
Sex Ed
Honey
Birds of a Feather
Well-Bred
Total Eclipse (of the Heart)
Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.
As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)
And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!
Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?
You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Sunday, April 14th. Voting will begin on April 15 and last until Friday, April 19th.
HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!
(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)
In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!
Torino plans to start with a Malibu Bay Breeze while Shelly is the designated driver tonight! ;)
Let's get our drunk on!
Re: finally opeing my fic doc
Date: 2024-04-13 07:09 pm (UTC)Rah! Rah!
I killed of fmy Mike's lmemonade and have started a mix of rum and fizzy drink. Still haven't looked at the story yet. I'm ot ure if I remembrer how much i've already written and how much is sstill just living in my head.
kk, here goes.
Re: kitchen counters
Date: 2024-04-13 07:42 pm (UTC)Re: finally opeing my fic doc
Date: 2024-04-13 07:43 pm (UTC)Re: finally opeing my fic doc
Date: 2024-04-13 07:47 pm (UTC)Re: kitchen counters
Date: 2024-04-13 07:50 pm (UTC)Ooops. Wasnt'k I supposed to be ficcing now, deep int The Drunkening?
Re: kitchen counters
Date: 2024-04-13 07:53 pm (UTC)actual conversation overheard from neighbors: "Angela! I ruined my hair! It looked good and then i ruined it"
I should not be able to make out actual words being spoken in the apartment next door. ( I wll forever wonder what Angele's friend did to her hair.)
Neighbor also likes to play Jingle Bells on the keyboard and just ... why are you playing Jingle Bells at this time of year?
very very minmal progress with the ficcing so far
Re: flexitarian ominvore
Date: 2024-04-13 07:57 pm (UTC)About 99% of vegan cheese alternatov products are bleh to me, bur I rhink that the Violife btamd is raelly good. I use it fr mu home-made pizzas and tacos and tostadas and for "melt" sandowiches.
Uhm...still commeting here means I still ahvn't contiuned my fic. Gotta go do some of that nwo, yaaaas.
Re: kitchen counters
Date: 2024-04-13 07:57 pm (UTC)Sometimes I just fantasize about a dream home and I picture a three-story with a sort of secret attick. nt syre wherei'dhidethe stairs to getup there, but the dream is to have thislibrary type space on the third floor that no one else realizes is more than just "attic" space but it would be a full comfy floor with books and comfy chairs and maybe a bathroom and kitchenette so I could just have a seret apartment where NO ONE BUGS ME because apparetlny my biggest fantasy invlives hiding from other humamn.s
Re: finally opeing my fic doc
Date: 2024-04-13 07:58 pm (UTC)Espresso maritini!!!
Re: kitchen counters
Date: 2024-04-13 08:00 pm (UTC)Re: kitchen counters
Date: 2024-04-13 08:02 pm (UTC)Uh...am i writing mro FWF fic yet?
Re: finally opeing my fic doc
Date: 2024-04-13 08:14 pm (UTC)i just got straight lemonade this time, but my favorites are the flavored ones like "cranbrry" or"straweberry" or whatever. There aseem tobe enedless varietiesof mike's.
Re: finally opeing my fic doc
Date: 2024-04-13 08:16 pm (UTC)Re: kitchen counters
Date: 2024-04-13 08:19 pm (UTC)I had a friend (now ex-friend thankfully) who was very judgemental about my taste in music. (She literally mocked all my "best of" CDs at being a sign of my low-brow tastes, but "best of" collections are the chepest most ifefficiet ways o getting good tuens.( And I still sor t of have it in my head that people wil ljudge me fr my "basic" taste in music. so in addition to it just feeling polite to not sbuejct my tmusic on others, I allways wear headphones when listening tomusic so I odn't have to worry about wohat other people thinjk o fome.
Re: kitchen counters
Date: 2024-04-13 08:20 pm (UTC)"cheae=pest" pre-streaming era obviously. I can't remem er the last time I paid for music. I thiknk it was a CD I bought at a concert which wold mk it like 10 years ago.
who is drinking what now?
Date: 2024-04-13 08:22 pm (UTC)The coffee I"m haivng is a Vodka Espre3sso Martini. HOme-made VEM: 1 tablespoon espresso powder mixed itnp 2 oz hot wartter, then adde 2 oz vodka and 2 oz Kahlua. Mix together and DRINGK.
Re: kitchen counters
Date: 2024-04-13 08:24 pm (UTC)Re: who is drinking what now?
Date: 2024-04-13 08:27 pm (UTC)Re: flexitarian ominvore
Date: 2024-04-13 08:28 pm (UTC)rah rah!
i have a few more words, but I'm not sure where i'm going wtith this
Re: finally opeing my fic doc
Date: 2024-04-13 08:29 pm (UTC)Re: who is drinking what now?
Date: 2024-04-13 08:33 pm (UTC)Re: finally opeing my fic doc
Date: 2024-04-13 08:39 pm (UTC)yah, it's all highly veriable. Some are awesome nad some are "well, I already paid for it an d as long as it gets me drunk"
no subject
Date: 2024-04-14 12:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-04-14 12:47 am (UTC)I am currently ficcing now and drinking now for the second night in a row. We'll see if I'm the last one out tonight again.
Re: Topic #2 Best Hangover Cures
Date: 2024-04-14 02:23 am (UTC)