anything's possible if you've got enough nerve

[sdk]

Welcome to the Dog Days of Summer edition of firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - sdk and torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this month are:

Ginny Weasley

Eeylops Owl Emporium

Rogue Bludger

Bat-Bogey Hex

Stormy Weather

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Monday, August 13th. Voting will begin on August 14th and last until Saturday August 18th.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)

<b>Title:</b> <b>Author:</b> <b>I am of legal drinking age in my region:</b> (yes/no) <b>Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:</b> <b>Challenge:</b> <b>Summary:</b> <b>Rating/Warnings:</b> <b>Word count:</b> <b>Author's Notes (if any):</b>

In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, ways to beat the heat, best Ginny scenes from the books/movies, what would happen if you put a slab of butter into a pint of beer, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about.

Shelly's having her usual Jack and Coke while Torino's drinking a gin and tonic. How about you folks?

Let's get your drunk on!

Comments

[sdk]

we started at 5pm edt, bt I think we've started at 6 in the past. I posted on my journal that it was going on yesterday so obv what do I know? who's running this thing anyway? geesh. ;p i'm really ust getting started myself tho. obv already had a drink with these stellar typing skills!

[ruinsplume]

It's so weir about the typing skill.s I don't even feel buzzed, like not even slightly, but my tyiping is already going to shit.

any way Hiiiiiiii shelllllllllyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! glad to see you!!!!!

[sdk]

hihihi! Glad you could make it!!! I actually meant to say that in my comment above but clearly forgot. omg alcohol sucks my brain out!

[ruinsplume]

through your nose!

[lq_traintracks]

I'm not making enough tupsoe I don't think. Well, exacept here. ??? LOLOL. I think 'm uing The Force in my doc or something. Also HIIII! *high fives*

[ruinsplume]

omg you must be way ahead of me I have no idea what you are saying
or maybe i'm way ahead of you
fuck, try8ing to type the heart symbol but i can't

[lq_traintracks]

That's like... some elaborate haiku.

[ruinsplume]

i tried to write a
but I am clearly
too drunk to count

[ruinsplume]

ETA that was supposed to be "I tried to write a haiku"

[lq_traintracks]

LMAO I love that you just omitted the noun, like fuck it. LOLOL!!! :D

[torino10154]

These mods. Geez.