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ENTRY #1

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Title: Total Eclipse (of the Heart)
Author: a_belladonna
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes, and then some
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Let's see whee this takes us (Cycling RPF, Mathieu van der Poel, Wout van Aert, Domenico Pozzovivo, Mathieu van der Poel/Domenico Pozzovivo)
Challenge/Prompts used: All of them babay
Summary: ...I'm not sure (A sober summary: Mathieu van der Poel and Wout van Aert are preparing to go clubbing. Bickering ensues. A blowjob is given, but not between those two)
Rating/Warnings: R-ish? Bordeirng on NC-17?
Word count: That'll have to wait til the mornn (1316 words)
Author's Notes (if any): ...Uh...did you know that Noble Collection recently released Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? Sounds knd of dirty, but they did. You knwo, the replica one, with a glass fiber core and handpainted resin. And of course he got the fancy Ollivander's Edition treatment: https://www.noblecollection.com/Item--i-PRP-HP-8921 None o' that "Character Wand"-stuff for Mr. I know Joined-Up Writing :p And did you see, they claim it's 17,5 inches - "the longest wand produced by the Noble Colledtion". (Sober!me thinks it's appropriate to also mention that there's an anecdote about the writer's brother having to endure a sex ed-class given by his mother. You know, the perils of being a student at the same school where your mother works. He managed to get himself kicked out from that lecture very quickly, but YMMW and some might find it a bit squicky.)

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ENTRY #2

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Title: Teach Me
Author: impala_chick
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Gale Cleven/John Egan, Masters of the Air
Challenge/Prompts used: Sex Ed
Summary: Gale wants to experiment with guys, so John leads the way.
Rating/Warnings: None
Word count: 945
Author's Notes (if any): Nope

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ENTRY #3

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Title: Commit to the bit, bitch
Author: songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) Hard YES
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry Potter, Sex Education. Mostly Otis Milburn, Gilderoy Lockhard, Moaning Myrtle, and Gabe the Ghoul. But ther emay be more as I keep going.
Challenge/Prompts used: Crossing off as I do them:
Gilderoy Lockhart. Sex Ed, Honey, Birds of a Feather, Well-Bred, Total Eclipse (of the Heart)
Summary: THe ghoul – GABE – put his finger into the honey. Part of it came off. Because I dont knwo the difference between a ghoul and a Zombie. *off to wikipedia*
Wow. THAT certainly shifts the direcion of this story. We need to start over. I’m starting with the Sex Ed prompt and bringing in Otis. Imagine Otis from Sex Education as a Hogwarts student durikng Lockinghearts’s time. There might still be a ghoul involved. If so, there iwll be horror involved. I’ve never written horror before. I think.

Rating/Warnings: crack. possible horror if I ever get to the sexy part.
Word count: 1712
Author's Notes (if any): I have committed to the bit. I’m sorry.

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ENTRY #4

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Title: this is what I want
Author: verushka70
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski, due South
Challenge/Prompts used: Sex Ed, Honey, Well-Bred, Total Eclipse (of the Heart)
Summary: Fraser and Ray get domestic and get down
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/explicit. No archive warnigs apply; this gets really smutty
Word count: 4,569
Author's Notes (if any):First FWF participation... a combination of beer and legal THC edibles... more of the latter than teh former, because combinatinos like that are tricky. It felt like I typed really slow and ittook forever and I did get contnanty disacted like you do when hyoure stoned but then it turned out over 4,500 words whenI wasn't paying tattention! The line "How could anyone have you and lose you?" in this fic is taken from the song Los Ageless by St. Vincent.

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ENTRY #5

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Title: Gilderoy Spreads Alarm (But Not Despondency)
Author: amedia
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Pairings: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, Jack Harkness/Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, Fraser/Kowalski, Boerne/Thiel, Troy/Moffitt/Hitch/Tully. Other characters: Gilderoy Lockhart, the Doctor, plus special guest appearances by Silke Haller and Frannie Vecchio. Fandoms: Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Guardian (Zhen Hun), due South, Tatort Münster, Rat Patrol.
Challenge/Prompts used: “Gilderoy Lockhart”
Summary: Gilderoy Lockhart wanders through several slashy fandsom universes.
Rating/Warnings: Mature. No warnings.
Word count: 2911
Author's Notes (if any): The title comes from Rat Patrol , in the episode "The Kingdom Come Raid. At some point Mofiftt says especially charmingly “Shall we spread a little alarm and despondency?”

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ENTRY #6

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Title: Last Date
Author: oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Rom Weasley & Draco Malfoy (they may or may not be a couple, I haven't worked out any details yet) fandom=HarryPotter but also inspired by Ghosts, but I don't think the Ghosts-logic contradicts any of the Harry Potter logic so I'm not sure why i'm mentioning it
Challenge/Prompts used: all of them, but only barely
Summary: Ron and dRaco are drunk in a bar and arguing aboutpointless shit
Rating/Warnings: gen ish? So far. Okay, sober-me here, warning for creepy death stuff and some in-between-the-lines horror.
Word count: 1748
Author's Notes (if any): Sober-me wishes to apologize for this. I swear it made sense at the time.

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ENTRY #7

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Title: Toasted Purple
Author: ride_4ever
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Hells yes, for so many years now.
Fandom: Purple Toast: the Movie
Characters: Callum Keith Rennie (actor), Brent Spiess (movie director), various members of cast and crew
Prompts given: Gilderoy Lockhart, Sex Ed, Honey, Birds of a Feather, Well-Bred, Total Eclipse (of the Heart)
Prompts used: all of them
Summary: an actor, a movie, a TV show, an essentially gratuitous mention of Harry Potter to make use of a given prompt
Rating: if you’re of legal drinking age you’re old enough to read this
Warnings: do I need to warn for a hint of RPS?
Word count: 1,243
Author's Notes: no beta we die like avant garde cinema

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ENTRY #8

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Title: getting over, getting under
Author: lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: hermione/blaise/draco/theo (fandom – harry potter)
Challenge/Prompts used: as below
Summary: Hermione does something wild after a break up
Rating/Warnings: nc-17 , pwpw, gangbang,blowjobs,vagianlsex, sloppy secods, sloppier thirds, former ron/hermione
Word count: 967
Author's Notes (if any): I would not ever write this if not for fwf

Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)

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ENTRY #9

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Title: The Honey Pot
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YESSSSSSSSS
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Gilderoy/Severus, Gilderoy/pthers implies
Challenge/Prompts used: Honey, well-bred, Gilderoy Lockhart
Summary: Giledory wants to get laid. Several of his co-workers oblige.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17. Multiple pairings, voyerusm, anal
Word count: 448
Author's Notes (if any): The kless said the better. But YAY WFW (or FWF)

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ENTRY #10

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Title: Time to Die Live
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes!
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Challenge/Prompts used: Sex Ed, Honey
Summary: Draco pulls in a club and lo and behold it’s Potter.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17; first person POV; Draco POV; depressed Draco (he’s not exactly suicidal but he doesn’t really care if he lives); some ableist language; drug use; sex; hopeful ending
Word count: 950
Author's Notes (if any): I wrote a thing! \o/ Thank you FWF! <3

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