ENTRY #7

Mar. 6th, 2018 06:12 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title: Never listen to malfoy
Author: [personal profile] shaddyr
I am of legal drinking age in my region: LOL HELL YEAH
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Draco, HP
Challenge: "Can you believe our luck?" and Felix Felicis
Summary: I'm drunk. Oh wait, yohj mean the sotyur. Uhjm. Hary an Draco have bad luck,. Or good luc depenig on your paint of viuew.
Rating/Warnings: Sexytimes
Word count: ~3400
Author's Notes (if any):


"I told you not to go down that corridor!"

Harry glared at Draco from where he was sprawled out on the floor.

"You could have explaind WHY!" he complained as he got back to his feet.

Draco crossed his arms, tilted his head forward to scowl at Harry. "Oh, like would hasv listtned to me?" he scoffed. "You were intent on running healbent for leather down that corridor and not interested in anythin *I* had to say."

Harry glanced away, and he had to admit tht Malfo was right - he was i a hurry to get back to his offioce and finish up his paperwork so he could meet Ron and Hermione at the pub after work. He always cut through this way, even though technically he wasn't supposed to. He would have ignord Malfoy because a) he never listend to Malfoy and b) it had never been a problem before.

He realized he'd said that last bit out loud when Malfor reoplied.

"Well, *before*, there was never a free floating bad luck curse in the corridor," he said, and Harry could hear the "you stupid prat" even though it remained unspoken. "Now, you're stuck here untill we can get a curse breaker in to take th curse off both of us."

Harry's eyeborws numched up. "Both of us?" he asked, puzzled, but before Malfoy had the chance to reply, he realized what had happened and ridnged. "Oh shit," he said, and gave Malfo and apologetic look. "You grabbed my arm-"

"And you kept charging off dfown the hall, like the gryfindor you are and dragged me along with you," Malfoy completed the sentence with a sigh. "And now we're both aflicted with bad lucjk for 24 hours, or until the curse break arrives, whichever comes first."

"C'mon, Malfoy! It's only on the 5th floor-" Harry started to protest, but Malfor cut him off.

"We are NOT goin to th curse breaker! I don't care if it's just two fllors down, do you realize how much bad luck we could run ito between here and there? just no. We're waiting."

Harry glared back at him, but Malfoy was implacable. And, Harry had to admit, if only to himself, the point git was right. They were in the MInistry, after all. The number of things thyat a bad luck curse could casue to go wrong were legion.

"Fine."



15 minutes later, which was about 14 aand ahalf minutes too long by Harry estimation, Edmuind Carbuynkle finally showe dup. Somehow, in the intervening time, despite both of there best efforts no to movbe or talke to each other, Harry had mangedf to trip twice - ending up both flat on his face and nflt on his back - and Malfo'ys robes had split dow one side. There was also a noxious odor handing in the corridor; apparently, Malfo had eaten something that had not agree with him. Even after linving in a dorm full of boys for 7 yearss, Harry had never smelled anythin quite so odiferous. Both of them were studiously ignroing each nother, and it was hard to say which of them were more emaresed.

"this is a doozy, boys," the old curse breaker said, shaking his head once he'd finished casting his diagnostic spells. "Somehow, mot supprised that you'ld run into it Potter, but Malfoy?" He tsked. "You'r usually a cautios one."

"Bame scarehad," Draco grumbled as he cluther his robves together and resolutely started at the wall. "He's th4 one who dragged me into this."

Hasrry ignored him. "So, can you break it?" He asked from where he sat omn the floor, back against hte wall. He figured it was safer to satay on the flor since, changes were if he tried standing up again, he was just going to end up there agin in some paingful way.

"Oh yeah," Carbunkle replied with a wheezy chuckle. "No problem. S'not a seious one designed to hurt you, just really annoying."

Harry waited for more clarigficatriona dn rezlied he wasn;t going to get any. "So?" he demanded. "what do we need to do?"

Carbunkle gave him a lopsided grin. "Either o' you bliokes got any Felix Felicis hndly?"

Harry blinked and looked over at Malfoy, and tthey shared a palbale moent of "can you fucking beli9eve this guy" over the ridculouness of the questoj. "No," he said, pointedly. "You, Malfoy?"

"No, Potter, it's not sometrhuibg I'm in the habit of carryinbg around o y person."

"S'too bad," he said with a shyrug. "A jot o that would cancell it out in a jiffy."

"Any actual useful suggestion?" hyarry asked, and Carbunkle huffed.

"No ned to get testy," he replied, rolling his eyes. "You've got two choices here. First one is, you sit here and wait for the next 3 or 4 hours. I have to go and get a few thigns that I don't generally keep i sotkc. I need to ru to the apothacary and they'll ned to compound a few ingredietns for me and it's going to take a while."

"And the toher choice?" Malfoy asked, exasprtanoin evident.

Harry didn't like the smirk on Carbunkle's face when he replied. "Well, that option would be faster, but I'm pretty sure the two of you wouln'd t be itnernested in it."

"Howabout you let us decid?" Harry said, despite his growing unease. Carbunkle was sporting a full grown grin now which seemed to indicated that, whatever it was they needed to do to fix this fast, he really wasn't going to like it.

"Allrght then," he said, tucking his wand away before corssing his arms and lenaing agais the wall. "You blokes didn't walk into your run of the mill, every day bad luck curse, no sirree." His gaze alternated between the two of them, and based on his expresson, Harry was suprised that he wasn;t rubbing his hands together with glee. "NO, this one is specificky a bad luck an humiliation curse. It's npt the kid of bad luck that makes you lose itnes or break things - it makes it likely you'll do things that would embaress you kost infront of the peple you run into after you've been cursed."

Harry chanced a glance and Malfo and saw that he'd gone white as a sheet., "What do wie hagve to do to break it?" Malfo asked, voice unsteady.

"Well, you just have to do whatever thing it is what would embaress you the very most in front of Potter," he replied with a laugh. "I cast a protective chamr before I cam up here, so it doesnt' affect me, but since you're bhoth undr the curse together, he;'d got to agree to do the same, ir it won't work."

Harry thought about his secret fantatys, the ones he tried not to think about that alwasy neded up resufacing envetually anyway. Tghe onws featuring Malfoy, the ones he would die if malof found ou agout. When he imagaine telling Malfoy, how malfoy would react and what might happen afterward, he thought he as going o be sick. he ooked back up into Carbunkle's smirking face.

"So, what'll it be, boys? ou going to thjakj a shot at it, or should I get started on gettin tyhe ingrediantes tgethr?"

A whimper came from across the hall and Harry's gzae whipped around to fixd on Malfoy. "Please ge the iungreditnts," he pleaded as hge sank to thg floor oi the opposite sde or th corridoe.

"Right then," Carbunkle said, and turned away to head down the hall, whistling as he went. He was just at the end of the hall when he stopped and looked back at them. "II'll put up wards to kep,anyone from wander don this way. Do send me a patronous if yu end up breaking youself out of ity," he said. "I don't want to waste mty ime doig this only to come bafk abnd find you've gone."

"Ive; no intenion of trying," Malfoy said, but Carbunkle just laughed.

"you're fogetting this is a curse," he said. "You might not have a choise."

With those words, he turned the corner, the sound of his whistlig growing faiter as he walked awy.

"Fuck," Malfoy muttered. Harry wholeheartely agrred.




Theuy ignored each other for another quarter hyour, As each minute dragged by, Harry felt the dread build up in hyis bello. At least when he'd been pacing ealire, the curse had made him trip and fall. Bbeing clumsy in front of Malfor of all people was one of the most embarssingin thigs he could tink of, so he wasn;t suprisnig it had happened. But nowe that he was sitting in one polace, no moving, not giving the curse any way to humilate him, it flet like it was swirling around inside him, trying to force him to say things instead. He kept his mojth firmly clamped shot. If he didnt tqalk, he coulnd;m't say anything embaressing.

A groand cut though the tense seilence, and Harry slwoly turned hyis head t look over at Malfoy. He was huddled against the wall, back toward hary, with his amrs wrapped around his toso. As he watched, he realized Malfor was rockingm in placve, and his reathing was unsteady. Harry debated oer what he should do -stay wher hbe was, refuse to give the curse ay thihng to work with, ro go chek on Malrof and cehkj if he was ok. Malfoy let iout another groand and that was it, Harry was halfway across the corridor bweof e he could even thoink. Mayb e carbunkle was wrong and the curse was more harmful than he semed to think - it cerntaijly looked like Malfoy was i pain.

"YOu ok, Malfoy?" and he noticed his voice sounded hadsh is his own ear. Malofy ujmkped, obviously starltled by Harry's sudden;t appearnce. Harry took in his flushed face, eyes wide, pupils duialted an pulled out his wnd.

"We need to ge you to st. mungo's" he said as he began to flourish his wnad. "Expecto-"

"NO!" Malfoy' hnd shot out abnd grabbed ghis arm, yanked it down, interuypting the spell. "Don't, im not sicj!"

"You look terrible!" Hyarry argued, sinkig to his knees beside Malfoy, placig the back og his other hand against Malfo'ys forwhard. Malfoy jerlked away, but Harry forwned. "You're really hot," he said, then his own face heated up at the inadvertant double ententdren. "I mean, you;r burning up," he corrected. "Maybe you';re sicfk, sholud hv a hearler give you a seeing to."

This time, malofy caught his slip, asnd Harry cursed hijmsle. "A healther should look you over," he said slowly and deliberately, ignroing abnd flush he knew was risin on his own cheeks.

"I expencted to be embarsed if you knew," Malfoy said quietly, his eyes burning intto Harry's. "Iknew it was be huimilarting, but I didn't expect yopu to tormedt me."

Harry just stared at Maloflk tyring ot giure out what it was that Malfoy thought he know. Being in such close proximty was playing habvoc with his cotrol, howeber, and Harry found his eyes wandering down Malfoy's body, down his chest, down to the very noticible bulge at Malfoy's crotch. he gasped and jerled hiz gaze back up t Mal;foy's face. Malfoy looks furious and humilated and turned on and disgusted all at once.

"Of course, I don't expct you'll tell me what wold huilate you most if I knew," Malfoy. He fially released his hold on Harry'a arm and tuned his faec away form Harry to rest his forhead again the wll. "So if you don't mind, wil please go away and let m suffger my humilation wit oyr staring at maknAIN GIT wose?"

Harry looked at Malfoy and considered hyis options./ He could go back and to the other sid of the hall and sit and wait, let Malfo stew in his humilAOTION, till Carbuynle came back and booke the curze. And whie that was attractive idea, Malfoe'd been - not excatly delightful, but a reasonable co-worked the last fess yeras, and they'd even develooped what Harry was willing to called a profesionaly friendly relationship. He really didn't want to go back to the perfuntojry icynes thast had charactreriswd the first year or so before yhey'd found an equibriuoum. Hary knew that this one sided humnilation was the kind of blow to Malfoy's pride that he might nwevr recover from.

"Malfoy."

he waited for amoent, but there was no repoikse. he put a harnd on his ahoulsde. "Mafloy."

Malfoy shrugged his hanre opff. "Pott, I toldyou to go away."

Harry let out a sigh. it was't enjough hye was going to wiling ly embaresse himseld, he was tgoing to hgave to work at it to make Mal;fo let hi dom it. He felt his mouth curling up in a amusment at the utter sburduty of the situation. Of course he Malofy would make him work fo it/. because that was just his fucking lock.

"Dammit Malfoy, listen to me!"

Malfoy turned away fro the all, expression furious. "What?" he demanded. "What could upo possible hyave to say that I might interested in>?"

Harry swalloed and licked his lkips, then forced the owrds out. "I want to kiss you," he confessed, and felt a fersh wave of heat riusing uyp, prickles across his cheat, flushin up his face his ears, under his hiar to the top of his head. And of couse, once he started talinkmg, it was loike a d fawcet have been tureend on and it all came poirn gout.

"I want to kiss you, and lick you neck," he said, moving in closer, reaching out to setle a hanrd on Malofy's chest. Malofy stared at him, wide eyed, mout hanging slightly open. In chock maybe Harry thought, then continued. "I want to run my hgands all over you, down your chest-" he proved his point by letting the hand he placed theretrail down Mafoy's chest "-and over your cock." Harry's hadstoped just aboe the bulkdg. "I want to ouh yuou so a badly." Harry sd, and he could feel his face was full aflame now, buht in for a sickel, in for a galleon. "I nver, ver meant to tell you any of this, but it's not far that yo're the only onew who shares humilaring secrets." Harry looked down and gestued at Malfoy's crothc. "So, obvousl, the most emabressing thing for you was for me to se yoyu aroused, and now you know for me, it was you knowing that I wanted you." Harry looked bak, up ah tihnm. "so that should breakthe curnse now, ruigfhtr?" Harry shook mhis head. "But I don't feel any differnt. I still feel likw I want to.. tel you thins."

Malfoy cleared his throyh."I think..." he glancd away for a second and then back up at Harry. "its becase Thgere's ore to it then beig arounsed."

Harry/s hand was still sitting low on Ma;lfoy's belly when Malfys hand came up to cover it. "it's.. well, it's because..."

Harry's breath cuaght in his thoat as Malfoy slowly pushed Harry's handdown until it covered his errection. Harry squeze gently and Malfopy gasped. A feeling washjed over him form fingertups to toes and he realize tha was it, the curse was brokem/. He staretd to pul away, but Mafoy help hisnhams oin place./

"Oh, Salazar, pleases Harry!" He was begging him and Harry was gone.

"THis was what you were embarsed abotu/?" harry asked as he slipped in behind Malofy, hi balk to Harry;'s chelst. "Tha You wanted me?" He sloly plled the torn robe out of th ay to expose the light cotton trousers Malof wore bnehath. The thin fabirc did bothibg to disgues his erection abd Harryb let his hand settled backover it.

"Yes," Malfoy almost sobed out, hhead rolling balk on Harry's shoulder. Harry tuend to lick a stripe up th side of his neck, the nip at the skin ON HIS jawlin..

"You do't hav to be," he whispered as he used hi tonge to trace the outline of malofys ear. "I want to suck you kiss you and fuck you," hemurmered into Malofy's skin and he contiuned to tease him, rubbing him through his trousers. "I wan to make you cray wit want, build you iup till your' right on the edge and holsyou there toll you're begin me to let you come." Malfy was moaninfg, abd hasrry slid his other hand around Malfoy/s chest, figners tracing lazy patterns uner his shirt. "Then ill kiss you sweet and gentle till you calm dow". He Shuddered uner Harry's touch, hips thousting up agains his hand, eeking more, and Harry obliged himby worming his fingers under his waistband. "And jsut when you've soold down, I'll do it al agsain."

Malfo froze and Haryh stopoed./ "Too uch?" he askeed/ "Do you want me to stop?"

"the seond you put your hand on my cok, I' goin to cpome," he wanre,d and Hary felrt a surge or pride that Malfoy sounded absolutl wexck. He drinned against Malfoys ncek.

"Then I guess uyo'r coming," h said casually and claimed Malfou[s lips in, thrusting his tongue in as hi wrapped his finers aeround malpfys cock.

Malfoy's entire bosy went stiff and thm he cried out as he erupte over Harry's hansd. The sounds of his pleasure capture d by harry's kiss, and after a long drawn out moment, he finally erelaoxed back aginst Harry. thei lips finally parted and the sound odf panting filed the corridot.

ASrms stil wrapped anour Malofy, Harry was imdiete;ly aware thn emoment Malofy strated to tnese up and ryin to pull away.

"Donrt," hesaid quietly, pulln Malfoy bak agin s him. Malfoly soppd for a moment, then resumed his struggle.

"Malfoy-"

"ptter, don't ryi to turn this intp soething it's not," Malofy said, ton biting and afry.

Hivnkg uip on reasonm, Harry twsketd around and shoved Malfoy to the floor, then pimmnedhi donw by virtue of laying on top of him. Malofy opened his mouth to sayij something else stupid, so arry shut him up by kisig him agin. after a few ,oer moments of struging , Malfoy finlly when limp, and shrly.after that, when Hary sidn't let up, he started to [atcipiate.

WhenHarry juged jit jad been long enough, he uplled bac to look own at Malfoy. His eyes looked lik they wer't qute foced and his alawys neat hair was mess. his colour wa jhigh and he was sporteing a darkinging mark in his chin where Hary had sucked a hicky. Harry smled/ "Now, you k\need to shut yuo ad lsetd to me."

Hewateched Malfo closely, but he showed no signed of compaling so far. He continued.

"I'm not makign this into soething it's isn't, no shut up!" he put a hand ove Malofy's mothy wen he opened it tro say Somtig. "You'rlistend, remember? Now, as I was saying. This is obviosly somethig. because I had soething and you had somethig . adn it tuend out oit was the same something. So clearly, noyt nothig. Now..." He uncovered Malfoy's moth. "you're only alojwd to say somethig if it's jo stupid/"

"You canjp;tr possible be intereted in me."

"I said you'r onyl alod to say tbhings that arn;'t stpiid," Harry admonished him. "Do pou really think I'd hage elaborate fantasy o exaclty how I wante to takw you abpar it I wasn't intereted in you?"

As a new wayve of scarlet climbed up Malfoy's Face, Hary though how that was tuned inot his favour shade os red.

"How... how can you possiblty be intereted in e,?"

Harry shrug. "No idae. but I m." he stared over his glasses at Malofy. "Why does the though to of me tuching you turn uo on?"

Malfoy turned his dface awa6y. "I wish I knwe," he utterd. Harry reached out and gently grapsed Malfoy's cheek turn his fae back to him.

"how about we tae and change? Not be embarsed or humilated, buht just accept that it's jow we feel and... see what happaes?"

Malfoy av hims the side eye. "you wat to.. what exadly?"

Harry shook head. "maloy, come our with me tongiht,."

"Come oiut. With uo./"

"yteah,."

"what, lkike... lik a date?"

Harry laughed. "Yeah. Like a dae. Exactlyy like that."

"ths is a teiblle idsa, potter!"

"Mayeb," harry alloed. "Let's try it anywa."

"but... My robes! theyr wreack, I can't go anwyeer like this-"

"We'll fx them."

"I'm amess! Look me, mmy hair alone-"

"Looks fine, stop whingin an say yes you git!"

"Fine,! I'll go on date wth you, you stupi prat, now you lket me up?"

Haryh answered that by ni for antoh kiss, and realized tha, despite it all he was glad he never listed to Malfoy.

Date: 2018-03-06 06:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] digthewriter
"Fine,! I'll go on date wth you, you stupi prat, now you lket me up?"

Haryh answered that by ni for antoh kiss, and realized tha, despite it all he was glad he never listed to Malfoy.


aww... what a cute way to end this. xoxo

Date: 2018-03-12 06:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shaddyr
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Date: 2018-03-06 07:23 pm (UTC)
alisanne: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alisanne
Aww, this was lovely and sweet. *cuddles them*
And bits of it even read like Olde English.

As a new wayve of scarlet climbed up Malfoy's Face, Hary though how that was tuned inot his favour shade os red.

Pretty sure that could fit into Chaucer. ;)

Great job, MA!

Date: 2018-03-12 06:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shaddyr
Pretty sure that could fit into Chaucer. ;)

LOL! while writing a modern Canterbury Tales was not my actual goal, I feel honoured that you might think it fit.

So glad you liked it!

Date: 2018-03-06 08:01 pm (UTC)
sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)
From: [personal profile] sdk
Oh this is cute! I love the set up, I love the way they have to break the curse (yay sexytimes!!) and I love the delight of the cursebreaker when he tells them the way to get free. Almost as if he knows exactly what embarrassing secrets each of them hide! Agree with Dig--the last line is perfect!

Date: 2018-03-12 06:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shaddyr
I think old Edmund is a chrochety old dude who takes an inordinate amount of glee in causing discomfiture in others.

I'm happy to know that you liked it.

Date: 2018-03-07 02:21 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ruinsplume
I’m amazed by th juxtaposition of very!drunk!typing and a totally coherent plot, along with very!hot!dirty talk. I loved reading this, and the typos somehow added to conveying Draco and Harry’s general out of control feeling in the situation. Great job!

Date: 2018-03-12 06:52 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shaddyr
Hee! I was very beery, but I had ideas that, thankfully, stayed with me even if my ability type actual words entirely escaped me.

Date: 2018-03-07 08:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lq_traintracks
I love how this just slowly and surely turned into Norwegian. LMAO! This is actually quite a good story -- just with a lot of typos in increasing amounts. :DDD I love all the CAPSLOCK just here and there randomly too!

I really enjoyed reading this, though! :D <3

Date: 2018-03-12 06:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shaddyr
this just slowly and surely turned into Norwegian.

This comment JUST ABOUT KILLED ME! I laughed so hard when I read it. I think that's my most favourite thing anyone has ever said about my firewhiskey entries..

Date: 2018-03-07 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] lefthandofglory
Loved this one! What a great plot—love the way you turned the luck thing on its head. Only wish this were ten times as long!

Date: 2018-03-12 06:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shaddyr
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!

Date: 2018-03-13 12:06 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shaddyr
Dear God! So many typos! I need to count exactly how many ways screwed up his name.

I'd also like to know what you were drinking. It did the trick. :D

HAHA! I was drinking dark beer!

Date: 2018-03-09 03:26 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tjs_whatnot
I loved, loved, LOVED deciphering this into a really hot and fun story!

All the inventive ways to spell Malfoy had me rolling! Especially the ones with random symbols in it. ;)

♥♥

Date: 2018-03-13 12:14 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shaddyr
I suppose that reading firewhiskey fic entries is akin to decoding encryption - alcoholicly induced encryption. Glad you thought it was worth it!

Date: 2018-03-11 12:38 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kiertorata
The bad luck charm was such a genius idea! And not just bad luck - bad luck and humiliation. *cackles manically* I'd love to read a sober version of this!

I love how Draco was such a wreck, and can totally enjoy it from Harry's perspective as well. It was so in character for Harry to decide to just take the bullet and be humiliated. Awwww and insecure!Draco, all the feels. <3

"ths is a teiblle idsa, potter!"

"Mayeb," harry alloed. "Let's try it anywa."


The ending was adorable!

Date: 2018-03-13 12:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shaddyr
I'd love to read a sober version of this!

You're in luck! I will clean it up and put it on AO3.

I'm happyto know that you enjoyed it!

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