ENTRY #9

Apr. 15th, 2024 09:51 am
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title: The Honey Pot
Author: [personal profile] torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YESSSSSSSSS
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Gilderoy/Severus, Gilderoy/pthers implies
Challenge/Prompts used: Honey, well-bred, Gilderoy Lockhart
Summary: Giledory wants to get laid. Several of his co-workers oblige.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17. Multiple pairings, voyerusm, anal
Word count: 448
Author's Notes (if any): The kless said the better. But YAY WFW (or FWF)

Gilderoy finished writing the invitation to join him atop the astormoy tower and tapped his want to duplicared it. Ten times. It was easier to lure flies with honey or something to that eddeft,. He made sure his words were swee t and enticeing.

Though who could ressist somekone as charming as Gilderoy Lockhart, he asked himself and winked and grinned to the room at large.

He'd send one to Minerva, Albus, Sinistra and Hooch, Filius, Poppy, Hagrid (and wouldn;t that be lovely—he shivered) and of course Severus. Dark and broody, he surely had passion to burn.

He went to the Oweley and sent each letterm, pleased with his won cleverness.

The very next tnight he was suprrised to get a poistive response from all the wiazrs save but Albuys. Snape's missive was most inviting however, requesting his presence that very night.

Gilderoy showered and shaved and primped and preened and stretched his little arsehowl in preparation.

He made his way to the AStronomy tower, eager to receive the buggering of a ligfetime.

He stepped through the door and saw Severus standing near the battlements, cigarette dangling from his lips.

"Ah, Lockhart." He moved closer.

"Call me Gilderoy, please," Golderoy said, giddy with anticipation.

"It is my understanding you're looking for an evening of debaucerhy. That you wish to be well-bred."

"Well, yes, I do."

Severus's eyes glittered. "Excellent."

Out from the shadows stepped Filiuf and Filch and Hagrid.

"As it happens, we are unable to leave the castle as often as we'd like," Sevverus said as he parted his robes. "A willing partner is something we each seek."

Lockhart licked his lips.

"Well, bend over and let us see our hole for the night."

Lifting his robes, Gilderoy gave his prick a quick dtroke but Severys took both his hands and secured them behind his back. He chest was pressed to the edge of the battlements.

"Hargird is last or notn of us with get a pit of bleasure out of this." Severus said, his cock rubbing between Lockhart's cheeks. "You did say you liked honey did you not?"

Yes," Gilderoy saidm oushing back, hoping to fiel something inside him soon.

He felt someonthing coolo and stickly drippug over his hole and then gasped as Severus pushed inside him.

"Gilderoyu here is the Hogwarts come dump," Severus said as he began thrusting his hips. "Fill him up ."

Out of the corner of his eye, Gildetory could see the others wauting in line and casusally stroking themselves to hardness. His eyes wideend when he saw Hagrid's massive cock.

"Don;t wrrry, it'll fit," Severys said punctuating his comment with a hard thrust. "Filius knows all sorts of charms."

Date: 2024-04-15 09:20 pm (UTC)
lightofdaye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
Ha! Well, "Gildetory" got more than he bargained for I bet but can't say he didn't ask for it!

Beautifully succinct, I guess words or alcohol failed you at this point! XD

Date: 2024-04-16 01:28 am (UTC)
amedia: Curlicue of butterflies on black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] amedia
Haha, that last line!!! My fave typo (OR WAS IT?) was stretched his little arsehowl in preparation. Arsehowl!!! Because he wants them to make his arse howl!!! Too much fun!

Date: 2024-04-16 09:00 pm (UTC)
a_belladonna: (Default)
From: [personal profile] a_belladonna
"arsehowl" *snigger*

Also this:
"Call me Gilderoy, please," Golderoy said

Gilderoy/Golderoy, potato/potato, am I right? ;)

And Snape's final line made me howl...with laughter, haha

Date: 2024-04-17 04:16 am (UTC)
impala_chick: (Default)
From: [personal profile] impala_chick
The Hogwarts come dump!! I appreciated all the prep Lockhart did for the evening. :D Also major kudos for such clever prompt use esp. well-bred!

best typo

Date: 2024-04-17 06:35 am (UTC)
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)
From: [personal profile] oldtoadwoman

We need an Honorable Mention award for Best Typo. "Arsehowl" is fantastic.

Date: 2024-04-18 07:04 pm (UTC)
lq_traintracks: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lq_traintracks
Yesssss! That was HOT, MA. But as hot as it was, this still made me cackle with laughter: "Call me Gilderoy, please," Golderoy said :DDD Priceless!

Re: best typo

Date: 2024-04-18 07:05 pm (UTC)
lq_traintracks: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lq_traintracks
Oh yes, I meant to mention 'arsehowl'! Legendary. :D

Date: 2024-04-20 02:55 am (UTC)
songquake: (Default)
From: [personal profile] songquake
“and stretched his little arsehowl”

That typo there made THIS WHOLE ROUND for me!

And THEN!! I’m dancing on the inside as all the other professors join them!!! It has all the sexy feels here.

Legit, if you expand this I WILL READ THE HELL OUT OF IT.

Date: 2024-04-20 06:29 pm (UTC)
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)
From: [personal profile] ride_4ever
My brain got stuck for a while on "astormoy tower"...but then that was only the beginning of the number of notable and hilarious typos...and I'm joining the crowd opinion here on the particular hilarity of "arsehowl".

And the closing line is BRILLIANT!

Date: 2024-04-20 08:46 pm (UTC)
sdk: (big bang - blond g-d grins)
From: [personal profile] sdk
LMAO me thinks Gilderoy had no idea what he was in for when he sent out those owls. I love his cockiness, you got his voice down just right! Congratulating himself for his cleverness before he even knew it was going to work. And that last line, utter perfection LOL!!

Repeating others but it deserves to be repeated: arsehowl is the best dang fwf typo ever!

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