Awwwwww! Okay, I think I guffawed reading this! :D This here is my new favorite moment:
"I wonder what would happen if we did what we were doing in the mirror."
Malfoy pretended to barf. "I don't htink so. I would rather fuck Weasley."
"No you wouldn't."
"No. I wouldn't."
ROTFLMAO!
Also with this:
"I want to see what you look like naked."
"Okay open your eyes."
I added 'dumb shit' to the end of Harry's line. I couldn't help myself! LOLOL! "Okay open your eyes, dumb shit." It works, no? :D
This still managed to be impossibly sweet while it was hilariously funny! I adore their extremely matter-of-fact decisions to explore kissing and doing it. :DDD Lovely job!
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Date: 2017-07-24 11:52 pm (UTC)"I wonder what would happen if we did what we were doing in the mirror."
Malfoy pretended to barf. "I don't htink so. I would rather fuck Weasley."
"No you wouldn't."
"No. I wouldn't."
ROTFLMAO!
Also with this:
"I want to see what you look like naked."
"Okay open your eyes."
I added 'dumb shit' to the end of Harry's line. I couldn't help myself! LOLOL! "Okay open your eyes, dumb shit." It works, no? :D
This still managed to be impossibly sweet while it was hilariously funny! I adore their extremely matter-of-fact decisions to explore kissing and doing it. :DDD Lovely job!