ENTRY #8

[torino10154]

Title: Firewhiskey Fic McGonagall Double Limerick
Author: ride_4ever
I am of legal drinking age in my region: hell yes, in any region
Character: Minerva McGonagall
Fandom: Harry Potter
Prompts used: Minerva McGonagall; Portkey; Sex on the Beach; Lost Luggage; Sweater Weather; Trains, Planes & Automobiles
Summary: This is what happens when Minerva McGonagall's luggage gets lost in transit.
Rating: Teen and Up
Word count: 77
Author's Notes: I used all of the prompts!



Minerva McGonagall had lost
her enchanted luggage that must be found at whatever cost.
Trains, planes, and automobiles there might be
but what she needed was an AirTag and a portkey
and a sweater for a location with frost.



It wasn’t sweater weather after all
for when Minerva reached the portkey’s port of call
her luggage was in reach
near a couple having sex on the beach
and she grabbed her luggage faster than her famous hatstall.

Comments

[lightofdaye]

Wow! FWF limericks, that's doing it on hard mode.

Hilarious and efficient use of prompts as well! Nice work.

::snort::

[oldtoadwoman]

Hee! Was not expecting limericks.

[songquake]

SO IMPRESSIVE

[shaddyr]

I'm very impressed you managed to rhyme while imbibing.

Am now picturing McGonagall scowling at the couple going at it on the beach. Hehe

[torino10154]

Incredible! I can't even manage something like this sober. LOL Tip of the hat to you!

[lq_traintracks]

HA! This was brilliant! :D

[a_belladonna]

Damn, limericks! At FWF! I'm deeply impressed - I can't write poetry to save my life even when sober, and then you went and wrote a double limerick AND used all the prompts!
Well done! :D

[sdk]

Standing round of ovation!! Very clever! :D

[ride_4ever]

Thank you kindly! I had so much fun writing this!

Re: ::snort::

[ride_4ever]

Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition limericks.

[ride_4ever]

Thank you kindly!

[ride_4ever]

Thank you kindly!

I find it easy to rhyme while having a drink
'Cause the words just flow when I don't stop to think

[ride_4ever]

Thank you kindly for the compliment...and for co-modding FWF!

[ride_4ever]

Thank you kindly! I had so much fun writing this.

[ride_4ever]

Thank you kindly!

I find it easy to rhyme while having a drink
'Cause the words just flow when I don't stop to think

[ride_4ever]

Thank you kindly for the ovation...and for co-modding FWF!