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firewhiskeyficTitle: Needs Must
Author:sdk
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes i quite think so
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Hagrid/Draco, background harry/draco, pansy/luna, past hagrid/maxine
Challenge/Prompts used: hagrid, stripped bare, forbidden forest, cuddling by the fire, kinda ice and snow?? gah, so close but not a clean sweep
Summary: Draco comforts Hagrid after madam maxine leaves him. Or wtf is this, idek.
Rating/Warnings: i feel like this si kinda fucked up but i'm not sure what to warn for. dub-con for sure?? but in a weird way?? reader beware? otherwise handjobs and i wish it was racier. oh prob still rated like hard r/nc-17 maybe. heh i said hard. i'm 12.
Word count: 1Kish
Author's Notes (if any): idk where this idea came from. also i am highly amused that when i first thought of this, i was fairly sober and couldn't remember maxine's name but it was only when i got drunk enough to write that I remembered maxine's name! clearly alcohol is good for my memory!!!
Hagrid was a pathetic mess. blubbering into a hankerhief the size of a baby blanket, he moaned, "she's gone, my beloved Maxne, she's gone."
"tyhere, there," Draco said, awkwardly scooting closer to Hagrid on the giant cushion they shared. he patted Hagrid's knee and said, "it's going to be all right. you just need a distraction."
He was going to bloody kill Pansy for this. At least it was awrm. Outside the hutt, a blizzard blswarmed the wind whipping so loud it seemed as if it would blow over this little hut wihtout the aid of magic. but a roaring fire--no, a fire roared in the hearth opposite their shared cushion, suffusing the air with so muc h heat, in pleasantler (lol that's not a word) circumstances Draco couwldnt mind being stripped bare. unfortunately, it might still come to that. bloody pansy.
Draco rubbed small circles into Hagrid's knee.
"Malfoy?" Hagrid said, blowing his nose. "Why yew bein so nice to me?"
"I'm Harry Potter's boyfriend now," Draco said. "I'm reformed...a dn shit."
Though at the moment, he was wisheing he wasn't so reformed because an imperio would work wonders right about now...
Drco slid his hand up further Hagrid's girthy thigh and maybe it was just his imagination, but Hagrid's legs seemed to widen just a little bit. hopefully this would be easier than he'd first thought.
"What are yeh doing?"
"Shh, just relax<" Draco said as he reached the apx of Hagrid's thighs and ran his palm along Hagrid's grcnoconsiderable length. and it was growing.
"is Harry allright with this?" Hagrid's voice shook, but after one harsh sniff, at least his blubbering stopped.
"of course," Draco said absently. His hands flew to Hagrid's waist to undo his belt and pull down the flzip. He'd known theroretically that Hagrid must be big, given the state of his overall... bigness. But Draco had never thought about thr realities of this before and he just had to see... "Harry told me to take care of you.
He pulled Hagrid's free. His eyes went wide. mouth dropping open. perhaps a little drool? oh no, I know Draco, I don't dare make you drool!! Drco wrapped his hands around it and still couldn't completely encirlcle the thickness of Hagrid's cock. Hit was huge and pulsing , the tip an angry red mushroom. Draco squirmed a little, arousal striing himself hard. He crawled tino Hagrid's alp, straddling one knee to get a better grip and that had the fortunate side-effect of giving himself a little friction. he bit back a moan. no ned to let hagrid know how much he was enjoying this.
hagrid leaned back, closing his eyes as draco being to stroke. it was hard (*snorts*) working Hagrid's length with both hands. Draco prided himself on technique in normal circumstances but these were beyond normal circumstance s and he felt a bit clumsy. clearly it mattered a whit to hagrid though as he was groaning unbaabashadly. it might bristle a little that he was moaning Maxine's name when Draco was here doing all the work but... it wasn't as if he wanted hagrid to fall in love with him. No, he was here for one reason and one reason only. anything else was just extra froth in the butterbeer.
but Draco had to admit as he frotted against Hagrid's thigh and stared at the massive cock between his hands, he was curious. He couldn't--it would be too risky, but he couldn't help but want just for a moment to feel what it would be like to have a giant up his arse. well, half-giant. could he even take him?
There was no time to find out, much to his disappointment, because Hagrid was close. pre-come leaking precipiousltly from that giant head. Draco needed to be quick. with a glance to make sure Hagrid's eyes were still closed, Draco let go with one hand, pumping vigourously with the one remaining to make up for the loss, and grabbed a phial from his trousrser. though He'd practised the spell wnadlessly, he was sure he was likely to bollocks it all up, but when Hagrid grunted loudly and came, the steady stream of white shooting forth arced gracefully into the waiting phial like Draco had done this hundreds of times. He stoppered it, grabbed his wand to cast a statis spell and quickly slipped it back into his pcket before Hagrid finished his final moan. Red-faced and panting, Draco slipped off of his lap. He was still hard, but Harry could take care of that later. Fortunately Hagrid's moans turned very quickly into snores , saving them both from an awkward conversation. Draco straightned out his clthes and made to leave, ubut at the las tminute, turned around and threw a blanket over Hagrid's slumbering form. Really the least he could do.
~
"Voila," Draco said, producing the phial of Hagrid sperm from his pocket with a flourish. Pansy smiled, teeth gleaming in the moonlight. They stood in the shadows at the edge of the Forbidden Forest, which Draco supposed was an appropriate place as any for a sperm handoff.
"I'm shocked." Pansy snatched the phial from Draco's hands. "I expected the first time, at least, would fail and this would end up your arse."
Draco rolled his eyes. "i'm a professional." No need for pansy to know how tempted he'd actually been. "I just can't believe you want hagrid to be the father of your child.'
"Not the father," Pansy snapped. "The donor." She took a deep breath, smiling again. "And it was luna's choice. she's carrying and if she wants a little giant blood for our baby, that's exactrly what she's ogin to get."
"Payment?"
"The galleons have already been transferred to your account," fd. Pansy leaned close and brushed her lips against Draco's cheek. they were ice cold. omg because we're in a blizzard. jesus christ, self, yes, totally going to meet up outside in the forbidden forest IN A BLIZZARD. welp. guess it stopped snowing, okay?
With that, bliozzard or not, Pansy disappareted. Drco shook his head. at me, the author. because wtf is this anyway? But on the uposide, Draco thought, Hagrid likely would need more comforting... and it wouldn't be hard to convince Harry to come join him the next time.
With those happy thoughts, Dreaco apparated home to his waiting boyfriend. He was still hard after all and needed his own comforting.
Author:
sdkI am of legal drinking age in my region: yes i quite think so
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Hagrid/Draco, background harry/draco, pansy/luna, past hagrid/maxine
Challenge/Prompts used: hagrid, stripped bare, forbidden forest, cuddling by the fire, kinda ice and snow?? gah, so close but not a clean sweep
Summary: Draco comforts Hagrid after madam maxine leaves him. Or wtf is this, idek.
Rating/Warnings: i feel like this si kinda fucked up but i'm not sure what to warn for. dub-con for sure?? but in a weird way?? reader beware? otherwise handjobs and i wish it was racier. oh prob still rated like hard r/nc-17 maybe. heh i said hard. i'm 12.
Word count: 1Kish
Author's Notes (if any): idk where this idea came from. also i am highly amused that when i first thought of this, i was fairly sober and couldn't remember maxine's name but it was only when i got drunk enough to write that I remembered maxine's name! clearly alcohol is good for my memory!!!
Hagrid was a pathetic mess. blubbering into a hankerhief the size of a baby blanket, he moaned, "she's gone, my beloved Maxne, she's gone."
"tyhere, there," Draco said, awkwardly scooting closer to Hagrid on the giant cushion they shared. he patted Hagrid's knee and said, "it's going to be all right. you just need a distraction."
He was going to bloody kill Pansy for this. At least it was awrm. Outside the hutt, a blizzard blswarmed the wind whipping so loud it seemed as if it would blow over this little hut wihtout the aid of magic. but a roaring fire--no, a fire roared in the hearth opposite their shared cushion, suffusing the air with so muc h heat, in pleasantler (lol that's not a word) circumstances Draco couwldnt mind being stripped bare. unfortunately, it might still come to that. bloody pansy.
Draco rubbed small circles into Hagrid's knee.
"Malfoy?" Hagrid said, blowing his nose. "Why yew bein so nice to me?"
"I'm Harry Potter's boyfriend now," Draco said. "I'm reformed...a dn shit."
Though at the moment, he was wisheing he wasn't so reformed because an imperio would work wonders right about now...
Drco slid his hand up further Hagrid's girthy thigh and maybe it was just his imagination, but Hagrid's legs seemed to widen just a little bit. hopefully this would be easier than he'd first thought.
"What are yeh doing?"
"Shh, just relax<" Draco said as he reached the apx of Hagrid's thighs and ran his palm along Hagrid's grcnoconsiderable length. and it was growing.
"is Harry allright with this?" Hagrid's voice shook, but after one harsh sniff, at least his blubbering stopped.
"of course," Draco said absently. His hands flew to Hagrid's waist to undo his belt and pull down the flzip. He'd known theroretically that Hagrid must be big, given the state of his overall... bigness. But Draco had never thought about thr realities of this before and he just had to see... "Harry told me to take care of you.
He pulled Hagrid's free. His eyes went wide. mouth dropping open. perhaps a little drool? oh no, I know Draco, I don't dare make you drool!! Drco wrapped his hands around it and still couldn't completely encirlcle the thickness of Hagrid's cock. Hit was huge and pulsing , the tip an angry red mushroom. Draco squirmed a little, arousal striing himself hard. He crawled tino Hagrid's alp, straddling one knee to get a better grip and that had the fortunate side-effect of giving himself a little friction. he bit back a moan. no ned to let hagrid know how much he was enjoying this.
hagrid leaned back, closing his eyes as draco being to stroke. it was hard (*snorts*) working Hagrid's length with both hands. Draco prided himself on technique in normal circumstances but these were beyond normal circumstance s and he felt a bit clumsy. clearly it mattered a whit to hagrid though as he was groaning unbaabashadly. it might bristle a little that he was moaning Maxine's name when Draco was here doing all the work but... it wasn't as if he wanted hagrid to fall in love with him. No, he was here for one reason and one reason only. anything else was just extra froth in the butterbeer.
but Draco had to admit as he frotted against Hagrid's thigh and stared at the massive cock between his hands, he was curious. He couldn't--it would be too risky, but he couldn't help but want just for a moment to feel what it would be like to have a giant up his arse. well, half-giant. could he even take him?
There was no time to find out, much to his disappointment, because Hagrid was close. pre-come leaking precipiousltly from that giant head. Draco needed to be quick. with a glance to make sure Hagrid's eyes were still closed, Draco let go with one hand, pumping vigourously with the one remaining to make up for the loss, and grabbed a phial from his trousrser. though He'd practised the spell wnadlessly, he was sure he was likely to bollocks it all up, but when Hagrid grunted loudly and came, the steady stream of white shooting forth arced gracefully into the waiting phial like Draco had done this hundreds of times. He stoppered it, grabbed his wand to cast a statis spell and quickly slipped it back into his pcket before Hagrid finished his final moan. Red-faced and panting, Draco slipped off of his lap. He was still hard, but Harry could take care of that later. Fortunately Hagrid's moans turned very quickly into snores , saving them both from an awkward conversation. Draco straightned out his clthes and made to leave, ubut at the las tminute, turned around and threw a blanket over Hagrid's slumbering form. Really the least he could do.
~
"Voila," Draco said, producing the phial of Hagrid sperm from his pocket with a flourish. Pansy smiled, teeth gleaming in the moonlight. They stood in the shadows at the edge of the Forbidden Forest, which Draco supposed was an appropriate place as any for a sperm handoff.
"I'm shocked." Pansy snatched the phial from Draco's hands. "I expected the first time, at least, would fail and this would end up your arse."
Draco rolled his eyes. "i'm a professional." No need for pansy to know how tempted he'd actually been. "I just can't believe you want hagrid to be the father of your child.'
"Not the father," Pansy snapped. "The donor." She took a deep breath, smiling again. "And it was luna's choice. she's carrying and if she wants a little giant blood for our baby, that's exactrly what she's ogin to get."
"Payment?"
"The galleons have already been transferred to your account," fd. Pansy leaned close and brushed her lips against Draco's cheek. they were ice cold. omg because we're in a blizzard. jesus christ, self, yes, totally going to meet up outside in the forbidden forest IN A BLIZZARD. welp. guess it stopped snowing, okay?
With that, bliozzard or not, Pansy disappareted. Drco shook his head. at me, the author. because wtf is this anyway? But on the uposide, Draco thought, Hagrid likely would need more comforting... and it wouldn't be hard to convince Harry to come join him the next time.
With those happy thoughts, Dreaco apparated home to his waiting boyfriend. He was still hard after all and needed his own comforting.
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Date: 2023-01-23 08:12 pm (UTC)Outside the hutt, a blizzard blswarmed The blizzard what now?
pleasantler (lol that's not a word) I’m DYING.
it was hard (*snorts*) working Hagrid's length with both hands. LMAO
No, he was here for one reason and one reason only. anything else was just extra froth in the butterbeer. Well, hello, wonderful turn of phrase!
Fortunately Hagrid's moans turned very quickly into snores , saving them both from an awkward conversation. DYING
They stood in the shadows at the edge of the Forbidden Forest, which Draco supposed was an appropriate place as any for a sperm handoff. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Pansy leaned close and brushed her lips against Draco's cheek. they were ice cold. omg because we're in a blizzard. jesus christ, self, yes, totally going to meet up outside in the forbidden forest IN A BLIZZARD. welp. guess it stopped snowing, okay? Fucking priceless! The very essence of FWF!
This was hilarious, hot, and utter PERFECTION!
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Date: 2023-01-23 09:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-01-23 10:50 pm (UTC)Nice work MA.
Pansy and Luna
Date: 2023-01-24 03:20 am (UTC)You worked in a plot!
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Date: 2023-01-24 04:42 pm (UTC)But it figures that Pansy would get draco to do the dirty job (and that draco would like it). But plot! In a drunk!fic! Plot and porn, that’s cheating! I’m impressed.
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Date: 2023-01-27 12:38 am (UTC)The word "precipiousltly" made me LOL at the true Firewhiskey Fic language.
Mind, I decided to drink again before commenting.
Date: 2023-01-27 05:01 am (UTC)Ethics, what are they?
AND THERE GOES THE FOURTH WALL. (I know you'd broken it earlier, but this was just *chef's kiss*.)
I love how Draco got really turned on and curious and kinda resented that he needed to stick to his plan.
ANd shoving in a couple more prompts at the end was genius.
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Date: 2023-01-27 12:41 pm (UTC)