"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay it's me," said Geralt. "Your fab dad. I do trains, plans and automobiles too Put it on my tab."
"My tub has never run better is since you were here," Arthur burred, sroking Geralt's manly pelt (pelt? chest hair?). But I have a demon in my shed which needs to be checked out. Might you e e be the witcher for the job!"
"Wait, I need to find out wit fi if I have the right toodls," Geralt mused. He reached into hs hs his bottl bottomless sack (in his pants) and rummaged around. "Coins, coins, bread, booze, more boozar, twenty million pieces of paer paer.PARPER. Gods, maybe h I had too much to drink. Where is my blasted sword??"
"Have you looked here?" Arthur said, reaching into his own pants and bringing out the mighe mightiest cock that Geralt had ever laid eyes upon.
"I am now," Gaeralt swooned as he took in Arthur's cock and lustily went to down that suddenly all the ponds in the locale were dry as well as any tavern/larke/lake or surrounding body of water.
"FUCK!" Arthur said as he explored exploded with pleasure. Sadly, his lust was such that he really did explode. Geltalt sighed and picked up all his paper. "Damn, I'm just THAT good."
and off he went.
(wow. I really DO correct my typing a lot. Sheesh)
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Date: 2022-11-07 10:45 pm (UTC)"My tub has never run better is since you were here," Arthur burred, sroking Geralt's manly pelt (pelt? chest hair?). But I have a demon in my shed which needs to be checked out. Might you e e be the witcher for the job!"
"Wait, I need to find out wit fi if I have the right toodls," Geralt mused. He reached into hs hs his bottl bottomless sack (in his pants) and rummaged around. "Coins, coins, bread, booze, more boozar, twenty million pieces of paer paer.PARPER. Gods, maybe h I had too much to drink. Where is my blasted sword??"
"Have you looked here?" Arthur said, reaching into his own pants and bringing out the mighe mightiest cock that Geralt had ever laid eyes upon.
"I am now," Gaeralt swooned as he took in Arthur's cock and lustily went to down that suddenly all the ponds in the locale were dry as well as any tavern/larke/lake or surrounding body of water.
"FUCK!" Arthur said as he explored exploded with pleasure. Sadly, his lust was such that he really did explode. Geltalt sighed and picked up all his paper. "Damn, I'm just THAT good."
and off he went.
(wow. I really DO correct my typing a lot. Sheesh)