I have just got home from work, so I am waiting for dinner to come out of the oven and then I will be joining you all in attempting to make my drunken ramblings resemble something like a story with actual plot and characters.
For starters, I have a shit-ton of alcohol that my sister gave me in the garage, plus all the stuff on the top of my fridge that I should drink at some point. I think I will begin with vodka and lemonade, neither of which actually belong to me, but my roommates ate all my bananas and haven't bought me any more so fuck them. Also, I doubt they'll even notice.
Who else is still here? Living on the West Coast really puts a cramp in my style when it comes to FWF; I can't start drinking early like some kind of lush when I'm being a responsible with an actual job. Or pretending to be, anyway.
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Date: 2017-07-22 01:48 am (UTC)I have just got home from work, so I am waiting for dinner to come out of the oven and then I will be joining you all in attempting to make my drunken ramblings resemble something like a story with actual plot and characters.
For starters, I have a shit-ton of alcohol that my sister gave me in the garage, plus all the stuff on the top of my fridge that I should drink at some point. I think I will begin with vodka and lemonade, neither of which actually belong to me, but my roommates ate all my bananas and haven't bought me any more so fuck them. Also, I doubt they'll even notice.
Who else is still here? Living on the West Coast really puts a cramp in my style when it comes to FWF; I can't start drinking early like some kind of lush when I'm being a responsible with an actual job. Or pretending to be, anyway.