Firewhiskey Fic

Yayyyy. I once was so hypoglycemic I just opened a package of sugar (this was in a casino in Reno , Nevada, USA don't ask) and ate it. As an adult. Yeah that yogurt sound like it might be good only for wallpaper paste or possibly lubricant. Gald to see you made it over the high-tolernac hump! On tot he humping. I have had three shots and am still reasonalbey sober-oish, emphasis on the ISH maybe. I need tostop shot poruing and just slosh the tequila in the galss!