"... people were just making up illage names again as usual..." Yep, as one does. *snerk*
Have to stop for a moment at this line because it made me snorfle so hard: ""Looking for tinker who can plug my wash tub. Promise tub is clan with no craicks, kust a bit leaky." Ye gods, the innuendo!
"...not a plpughcyin otter in sight...." WHAT kind of otter? LOL.
Loves the flowers but loves baths even more?! *snerk moar*
Stopped again for more snorfling at "seemed a yolly sort which was a nice change for geralt because usually people were like oy witcher you jerk and frankly that was really starteding to get on his nerves."
OMG he gets teary-eyed at the beauty of the tub!
"... looknig surprised but aroused because itsf cuking geralt and he's ta hot bou, you know." Yep, I do know.
"Twitcher" instead of "Witcher"! ROFLMAO!
"I have the wood right here." Ha Ha Ha!
And excellent concluding line: "he'sa fucking witcher!!! anda dad."
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Date: 2022-01-30 12:22 am (UTC)Have to stop for a moment at this line because it made me snorfle so hard: ""Looking for tinker who can plug my wash tub. Promise tub is clan with no craicks, kust a bit leaky." Ye gods, the innuendo!
"...not a plpughcyin otter in sight...." WHAT kind of otter? LOL.
Loves the flowers but loves baths even more?! *snerk moar*
Stopped again for more snorfling at "seemed a yolly sort which was a nice change for geralt because usually people were like oy witcher you jerk and frankly that was really starteding to get on his nerves."
OMG he gets teary-eyed at the beauty of the tub!
"... looknig surprised but aroused because itsf cuking geralt and he's ta hot bou, you know." Yep, I do know.
"Twitcher" instead of "Witcher"! ROFLMAO!
"I have the wood right here." Ha Ha Ha!
And excellent concluding line: "he'sa fucking witcher!!! anda dad."