I am laughing so hard my partner just told me to be quiet so I don't wake up our kid! OMG first this: "oeingin heis pmouth more ot her and uing is tongue" which sounds exactly like how it would sound if you were reading that with someone's tongue in your mouth, and then the paragraph that looks kinda like some archaic form of Dutch, this is where I fell apart. Especially since "erect member" still managed to stay legible as English.
And the FOOD PORN. I want all the food in this fic. The oysters and gouda and ham and the olives and the champagne and all of it. I don't even eat ham and oysters and gouda IRL--I'm a vegan, ffs--and I WANT THEM NOW DAMN YOU.
Also, nice that Luna got to come first!
Nice job, drunk MA! I hope you weren't too destroyed the next day.
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Date: 2017-04-26 01:00 am (UTC)And the FOOD PORN. I want all the food in this fic. The oysters and gouda and ham and the olives and the champagne and all of it. I don't even eat ham and oysters and gouda IRL--I'm a vegan, ffs--and I WANT THEM NOW DAMN YOU.
Also, nice that Luna got to come first!
Nice job, drunk MA! I hope you weren't too destroyed the next day.