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firewhiskeyficTitle: Like a bludger to the head
Author:shaddyr
I am of legal drinking age in my region: for oh, so many years
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry Potter
Challenge: all the prompts, cept olws
Summary: Harry ahd Draoc are idiots. Ginny is this close to hexing thejm both.
Rating/Warnings: nothing naughty but there are bad words.
Word count: 1490
Author's Notes (if any): I was soooo tipsy and then leess so and the I drank moreand I was tisy.again. And here have a story. Brought to you by vodka and schnaps adn fizzy soda.
"Sod off, Malfoy! That wasn't a legal move!"
"You sod off! We're not in tournament! That was completly acceptable vor a casual game! Ask your ex-"
"Alright, that's enough!" Ginny barked, scowling at Harry and Malfoy. "Everyone take 15 then be back out here and ready t play quidditch!"
Ginny flew back to where Hermione was sitting, nose in a book, and hopped off her broom.
"I swear to Merlin, I'm going to hex those two into the middle of next week if they don't cut it out!" Ginny declared dramatically as she flopped into the chair beside Hermione.
Hermione looked over at her, smile curling up one side of her mouth. "You've been playing pick-up quidditch with them every weekend for he last six months." She slipped a marker in the pages, closed the book and set it on her lap. "You didnt hinestly expect tha today was going to be any different the the usual, did you?"
Ginny let out a puff f air and a vain attempt to blow her fringe out of her eyes. "not really, I gues," she admitted sullenly. "but those two really need to either have a knock down, drag out scrap or fuck each other to oblivion. I'm getting bloody tired of all the unresolved sexual tension every time thigns start getting heated djuring a game, even if it is just for fun."
Hermione choked out a laugh. "Ginny!" she tried to sound affronted, but it was difficult when she was tryihng tno to giggle.
"What?" She stared back at Hermione, unrepentant. "You've seen them, you know I'm right! Malfoy can't stop showing off with stupid, barely legal manuevers and Harry cant stop looking at Malofus arse and pullingeven more dangerous stunts to one up him!" she continued over Hermione's tittering. "When they're almost nose to nose, shooting insults back and forth, I wish they would just pick one - either punch or snog each other and be done with it." A suddenm disturbingly lascivious gring broke out on er face. "I'm leaning toward the snogging though, that I woulnd't mind watching. It would be wicked hot!"
"Oh, Merlin, that was NOT something I ever needed to hear coming ou of m lilte siters mouth!"
"That'll teach you to eavesdrop ona private converstaion, Ron!" Ginny shot back, unpreterubed. She looked back over her shoulder to wher Ron was coming up behind them. "What's up?"
Ron grimaced. "Besides needing you to obliviate the lat ten seconds of my life because honestly! I do not need the mental image of my best mate and the ferret in my head, I just wanted to ponit out that the strom we were talking about earlie seems to be rolling in." his head jerked toward the horizon and Ginny followed his gaze to see that the dark clouds they'd noticed ealier were indeed looking more ominus and larger than they had earlier in the day.
"We could maybe get in another half hour, then we should pack it in," she said, nodding. "Merlin knows what kind of hijinks those two will get up to if we add a storm into the mix."
~*~*~
It turned out they didn't have another half an hour after all.
THey'd been bac up ik the air for all of ten minutes - with Harry and Malfoy showboating in their usual irriating and breathtaking ways - when Ginny saw the first bolt of lightning snake across the sky. "That's it, I'm callikng it!" She used a Sonorus to be heard by everyone. "let's packmit up and head over--"
She dind't have a chance to finish before another boot of lightening streaked acorss the sky, this one almost in the middle of the impromptu pitch. She could smell the ozone in the air and it felt like every hair on her bosy was stanging on ened. One of the bludgers was caught in the nimbus of the stike and began to wobble unsteadily.
"Bloody, buggering - look out!" Ron yelled and flew straight into her, almost knocking her from her broom - but out of th spiralling path of what appeared to have bcome a rouge bludge.
She recoved her balanve and she shoved \ron away. "Thatnks," she said grudgingly tracking it as it whipped around, picking up speed in an every widneing circle. She scanned the sky to se if everyone ahd come in yet and sure enought, those two idoitns ere still in the air, arguing aoutG Merlins knew what.
"HARRY!" Ron yelled at thetop of hisvoice, but the wind carried away the sound. He put his wand to his throat to case a sonorus, but before he could do so, the bludger ahd looed back around and was heading staight for the two men still squablig in tbhe air.
Ginny saw th moment that Malfoy spotted the bludger. He jerked back on his bromw and waved franticaly in an atempt to alert harry of the danver, but before Harry could turnaournd and see what th problem was, Malofy had alreayd taken action. He dove forward and tackled Harry so he was literally laying bac on his broom, driving hinm out of the path of the oncoming bludger. Unfortunately for Malofy, his shoulder still was, and the bludger hit him with enough force to knock th two fo hwm inot a pisn. Harry clutched an Malfoys' tyrinf to kep him feo slippig o the broom, but Malfoy slipped througb his fingesr.
"Shit!" Ginny yelled, already castin an Arresto Momentum as Malfoy began to fall. they al raced to the ground with Harry somehow reaching Mlofy first even though he[d been further away.She landed gracefully a fw feet away rfom Mlfoy, Ron landing a moent after she didn/ She swund her broom over her shouler and walked t where Haary knelr besdie Maloys.
"Fuck tha hurrs!" Maloy hissed through clenshced teeth.
"The fukj wer you thinking Malfoy!" harry sbapped at him, hostil tone belyeded by th genlt way he sliped in behing Malofy to shelp him sit up.
"Net time I'll let ht rouge bludge slma into the back your enormous head, you ploker!" Mslfoy gasped as ehh movef the wrong way, sending waves o agony raiated thorogh his body.
Ginny sighed. "SO MOCUNFOR GEting through a mowth withouth one of youending up in St. mungos."
~*~*~
Ginny slouched ihto the wakiting room chair and wathed harry pace. "Yo're making m dissy," she compalined.
he stopped pacing and scoled at her. "You do;t have to stay, y;kwno."
She coked and eyeborw at him. "Neither do ou," she chllnged. "And yet, here youm are. Why is tath?"
He resumed pacing. "Someoe has to make suer the sstupid prat makes it home in one piece," he said, not looin at her. Giny was certian she saw a hint of a blush on his cheeks.
"RIght," she said nooding. "Anf of course, he cant be traust ed to use the hospital floo-"
"-probably nend up in KNoctune alley!"
"-and you coud;t passobly have the healther call his parnts-"
"-so maybe I wante to yell at ji a bit more about ths idiotic stunt he pulled!"
"-and it has nothign to do with the facr youspenid more tie dring our mathces watfhing his arse then lopking for the snicthc."
Harry jerked to a abrpt halt, mouth dropping open as he gaped at Ginny. "What!I - no! No, wht are ou takin.. i... no!"
She culd't help bit giggg;e as he stammered, lloking halfway between wating to trhow u oe pass out. She got to he fet and walked ver to where he still stood, staring at her and put her hard o his shoulres. "Harry. I love you dearlt. really i do. But i I have to [soend one more saturda quidich game yelin at you two, Im going to hex you so hard, you'll be spoting bat boges forweeks." She gabe him a little hsake. "Beisdes, he looks a your arse almost asfrne as you loks a his. Why do'nt you just ask hom out alreayd?"
A medi-witch stepd out in toe the waiting area. "Mr. Malofy is in ht e recover room ns we'll be realesing hims horltly," she said. "Will oe of tyou be accompnay hi home? he'll be fine y tomorrow, but he is liekl to be qiet sore ad might require some assitance this evneing."
Ginny smired a Harry. "Harry wil be ahppy to hep malofy out," she said in a cheery tone, thn leand in and hugged him. "Life's to short," she whisperd. "Don't be a prat - ask him our already!" with thas she gave hi a shovein the medu-wihce's directions.
As she urned on heel and left the waitnig rome, Giny thought it Might be tie to floo seamus and plac her bet on whisch way it was goin to go bwteen Harry and Malofy. Those two were about as sublte as a bludger to the head.
Author:
shaddyrI am of legal drinking age in my region: for oh, so many years
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry Potter
Challenge: all the prompts, cept olws
Summary: Harry ahd Draoc are idiots. Ginny is this close to hexing thejm both.
Rating/Warnings: nothing naughty but there are bad words.
Word count: 1490
Author's Notes (if any): I was soooo tipsy and then leess so and the I drank moreand I was tisy.again. And here have a story. Brought to you by vodka and schnaps adn fizzy soda.
"Sod off, Malfoy! That wasn't a legal move!"
"You sod off! We're not in tournament! That was completly acceptable vor a casual game! Ask your ex-"
"Alright, that's enough!" Ginny barked, scowling at Harry and Malfoy. "Everyone take 15 then be back out here and ready t play quidditch!"
Ginny flew back to where Hermione was sitting, nose in a book, and hopped off her broom.
"I swear to Merlin, I'm going to hex those two into the middle of next week if they don't cut it out!" Ginny declared dramatically as she flopped into the chair beside Hermione.
Hermione looked over at her, smile curling up one side of her mouth. "You've been playing pick-up quidditch with them every weekend for he last six months." She slipped a marker in the pages, closed the book and set it on her lap. "You didnt hinestly expect tha today was going to be any different the the usual, did you?"
Ginny let out a puff f air and a vain attempt to blow her fringe out of her eyes. "not really, I gues," she admitted sullenly. "but those two really need to either have a knock down, drag out scrap or fuck each other to oblivion. I'm getting bloody tired of all the unresolved sexual tension every time thigns start getting heated djuring a game, even if it is just for fun."
Hermione choked out a laugh. "Ginny!" she tried to sound affronted, but it was difficult when she was tryihng tno to giggle.
"What?" She stared back at Hermione, unrepentant. "You've seen them, you know I'm right! Malfoy can't stop showing off with stupid, barely legal manuevers and Harry cant stop looking at Malofus arse and pullingeven more dangerous stunts to one up him!" she continued over Hermione's tittering. "When they're almost nose to nose, shooting insults back and forth, I wish they would just pick one - either punch or snog each other and be done with it." A suddenm disturbingly lascivious gring broke out on er face. "I'm leaning toward the snogging though, that I woulnd't mind watching. It would be wicked hot!"
"Oh, Merlin, that was NOT something I ever needed to hear coming ou of m lilte siters mouth!"
"That'll teach you to eavesdrop ona private converstaion, Ron!" Ginny shot back, unpreterubed. She looked back over her shoulder to wher Ron was coming up behind them. "What's up?"
Ron grimaced. "Besides needing you to obliviate the lat ten seconds of my life because honestly! I do not need the mental image of my best mate and the ferret in my head, I just wanted to ponit out that the strom we were talking about earlie seems to be rolling in." his head jerked toward the horizon and Ginny followed his gaze to see that the dark clouds they'd noticed ealier were indeed looking more ominus and larger than they had earlier in the day.
"We could maybe get in another half hour, then we should pack it in," she said, nodding. "Merlin knows what kind of hijinks those two will get up to if we add a storm into the mix."
~*~*~
It turned out they didn't have another half an hour after all.
THey'd been bac up ik the air for all of ten minutes - with Harry and Malfoy showboating in their usual irriating and breathtaking ways - when Ginny saw the first bolt of lightning snake across the sky. "That's it, I'm callikng it!" She used a Sonorus to be heard by everyone. "let's packmit up and head over--"
She dind't have a chance to finish before another boot of lightening streaked acorss the sky, this one almost in the middle of the impromptu pitch. She could smell the ozone in the air and it felt like every hair on her bosy was stanging on ened. One of the bludgers was caught in the nimbus of the stike and began to wobble unsteadily.
"Bloody, buggering - look out!" Ron yelled and flew straight into her, almost knocking her from her broom - but out of th spiralling path of what appeared to have bcome a rouge bludge.
She recoved her balanve and she shoved \ron away. "Thatnks," she said grudgingly tracking it as it whipped around, picking up speed in an every widneing circle. She scanned the sky to se if everyone ahd come in yet and sure enought, those two idoitns ere still in the air, arguing aoutG Merlins knew what.
"HARRY!" Ron yelled at thetop of hisvoice, but the wind carried away the sound. He put his wand to his throat to case a sonorus, but before he could do so, the bludger ahd looed back around and was heading staight for the two men still squablig in tbhe air.
Ginny saw th moment that Malfoy spotted the bludger. He jerked back on his bromw and waved franticaly in an atempt to alert harry of the danver, but before Harry could turnaournd and see what th problem was, Malofy had alreayd taken action. He dove forward and tackled Harry so he was literally laying bac on his broom, driving hinm out of the path of the oncoming bludger. Unfortunately for Malofy, his shoulder still was, and the bludger hit him with enough force to knock th two fo hwm inot a pisn. Harry clutched an Malfoys' tyrinf to kep him feo slippig o the broom, but Malfoy slipped througb his fingesr.
"Shit!" Ginny yelled, already castin an Arresto Momentum as Malfoy began to fall. they al raced to the ground with Harry somehow reaching Mlofy first even though he[d been further away.She landed gracefully a fw feet away rfom Mlfoy, Ron landing a moent after she didn/ She swund her broom over her shouler and walked t where Haary knelr besdie Maloys.
"Fuck tha hurrs!" Maloy hissed through clenshced teeth.
"The fukj wer you thinking Malfoy!" harry sbapped at him, hostil tone belyeded by th genlt way he sliped in behing Malofy to shelp him sit up.
"Net time I'll let ht rouge bludge slma into the back your enormous head, you ploker!" Mslfoy gasped as ehh movef the wrong way, sending waves o agony raiated thorogh his body.
Ginny sighed. "SO MOCUNFOR GEting through a mowth withouth one of youending up in St. mungos."
~*~*~
Ginny slouched ihto the wakiting room chair and wathed harry pace. "Yo're making m dissy," she compalined.
he stopped pacing and scoled at her. "You do;t have to stay, y;kwno."
She coked and eyeborw at him. "Neither do ou," she chllnged. "And yet, here youm are. Why is tath?"
He resumed pacing. "Someoe has to make suer the sstupid prat makes it home in one piece," he said, not looin at her. Giny was certian she saw a hint of a blush on his cheeks.
"RIght," she said nooding. "Anf of course, he cant be traust ed to use the hospital floo-"
"-probably nend up in KNoctune alley!"
"-and you coud;t passobly have the healther call his parnts-"
"-so maybe I wante to yell at ji a bit more about ths idiotic stunt he pulled!"
"-and it has nothign to do with the facr youspenid more tie dring our mathces watfhing his arse then lopking for the snicthc."
Harry jerked to a abrpt halt, mouth dropping open as he gaped at Ginny. "What!I - no! No, wht are ou takin.. i... no!"
She culd't help bit giggg;e as he stammered, lloking halfway between wating to trhow u oe pass out. She got to he fet and walked ver to where he still stood, staring at her and put her hard o his shoulres. "Harry. I love you dearlt. really i do. But i I have to [soend one more saturda quidich game yelin at you two, Im going to hex you so hard, you'll be spoting bat boges forweeks." She gabe him a little hsake. "Beisdes, he looks a your arse almost asfrne as you loks a his. Why do'nt you just ask hom out alreayd?"
A medi-witch stepd out in toe the waiting area. "Mr. Malofy is in ht e recover room ns we'll be realesing hims horltly," she said. "Will oe of tyou be accompnay hi home? he'll be fine y tomorrow, but he is liekl to be qiet sore ad might require some assitance this evneing."
Ginny smired a Harry. "Harry wil be ahppy to hep malofy out," she said in a cheery tone, thn leand in and hugged him. "Life's to short," she whisperd. "Don't be a prat - ask him our already!" with thas she gave hi a shovein the medu-wihce's directions.
As she urned on heel and left the waitnig rome, Giny thought it Might be tie to floo seamus and plac her bet on whisch way it was goin to go bwteen Harry and Malofy. Those two were about as sublte as a bludger to the head.
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Date: 2018-08-14 09:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2018-08-14 11:43 pm (UTC)Best use of faux-Chaucerian English in a fic!
And I loved that you actually used the prompt "rogue bludger" to inspire your scene. This was fun!
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Date: 2018-08-15 09:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2018-08-16 07:22 pm (UTC)thas she gave hi a shovein the medu-wihce's directions
Fun and hilarious, full of yummy UST. <3
Awesome!
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Date: 2018-08-17 04:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2018-08-17 08:45 pm (UTC)Hahaha! Too damn true!
"I'm leaning toward the snogging though, that I woulnd't mind watching. It would be wicked hot!"
Yesss, Ginny. Yes. I can't agree more.
I always love the hate-to-love aspect of these two, the fact that they were showing off for each other, and then Draco actually saving Harry! Awwww <333. This was a ton of fun to read. Love Ginny pushing Harry in the end, love how this just got more and more incoherent as you went along, and earlier, scandalized Ron is always so much fun. LOL!
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