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6. Winners will be revealed no later than Tuesday, August 29th. All entries will remain up so everyone can read them again and again.

7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves. :D

ENTRY #1

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Title: No sex on the beach
Author: songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Verily, I attest I am!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: If this turns out the way I want, it’ll be osme version of Aziraphale/Crowley with a side lecturing by Mineva McGonagall. Bu twho knows how it’ll turn out. So Good Omens (mix of book and TV series, incl series 2) and Harry Poter. Maybe.
Challenge/Prompts used: Prompts crossed out below are the ones used.
Summary: SPOILERS FOR GOOD OMENS 2. THough maybe not. It’s maybe ambiguous? Crowley as run away to an island in the sourth pacific to lick his metaphorical wounds
Rating/Warnings: I maintaint hat angels and demons have no genitalia (which I don’t remmber if that’s part of Good Omens canon of Dogma canon, okay? but i”m running iwith it). No genitals means it’ll max out at M, possibly less. THough there is drinking and possible foul language involved.
Word count: 2147
Author's Notes (if any): Neil Gaimain says that Good Omens 2 has some pure fanservice. So does this fic, if things go according to plan. Which they never do.

Minerva McGonagall
Portkey
Sex on the Beach
Lost Luggage
Sweater Weather
Trains, Planes and Automobiles

First off, I need to turn off the capslock. Okay. ODne . There was a different “first off,” but I’ve forgotten what it is, so I feel like this is definitley an ausipcioous beginning to this month’s drunk!fic. Oh! That was it. I had to drunkenly go adn turn off the autocorrect.

One of the things interesteinjg about my job ith g now is htat i do all my writing for it in google docs, which means I spend hardliy any time in word. I have ead what others have as teir preferred software for regular!fic and drunk!fic writing, and applayd you. But since I am only using Wrod for recreation now, it down’t matter if I just leae the autocorrect off FREOVER>

I do wonder, if one were reading htis aloud with all the misspellings, what sort of accent would it have? Some variety of lower-class british? sinethng else?

In any event – ONWARD.

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ENTRY #2

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Title: destination unknown
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yep!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP: Teddy/James
Challenge/Prompts used: All of them, holy shit: Minerva McGonagall; Portkey; Sex on the Beach; Lost Luggage; Sweater Weather; Trains, Planes and Automobiles
Summary: They’re taking a trip together; they’re falling in love, or already there.
Rating/Warnings: Mature for some sexy tiems
Word count: 1,300
Author's Notes (if any): I don’t know why Minerva wouldn’t come when called. I mean, she’s a cat, I guess. Have these two boys in love instead! Thanks, mods! I needed a Firewhiskey night! <333

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ENTRY #3

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Title:Proffessor Harry goes to hogwarts

Author: shaddyr

I am of legal drinking age in my region: ghog yes, for so maby yrs

Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP Drarrish something

Challenge/Prompts used: to varrying degrees...

Minerva McGonagall

Lost Luggage

Sweater Weather

Trains, Planes and Automobiles


Summary: "What the fuck, Malfoy?"

Rating/Warnings:Is PG, flirty innuendo. dildos but /no porny bits.

Word count: 1500ish -assumiong they are all acrtually works

Author's Notes (if any): OMG boozy cherriews. Uhm. So. i havent written in yhears and it probabl shows. that's my excuas/.

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ENTRY #4

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Title: Sex onna BEach
Author: oldtoadwoman
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YES
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry Potter: Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Horace Slughorn
Challenge/Prompts used: Yahtzee!
Summary: Hogwarts is closed for the summer and the professors have to go somewhere
Rating/Warnings: Teen? my apologies, this was practically gen aside from some swearing, I have failed to smut
Word count: 1,000
Author's Notes (if any): I love everyone in this bar! (Look, I don't know if this timeline makes any sense. I just googled a bucnh of stuff and this is what seemed to wwork.)

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ENTRY #5

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Title: Sex on the baecj (whoo I'm creative, look at me ma!)
Author: a_belladonna
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yess
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Domenico Pozzovivo/Vinxenzo Nibali, or as they're caled here, Pozzo & Nibbles becau se then it feels less weird, I guess, to write about. Perhap.s [Sober!Me thinks it might be a good idea to add "Cycling RPF" to this part of the header]
Challenge/Prompts used: AlllLALL!
Summary: An ou ting to a bar in clothers that perhaps aren't meant for clubing. At least not if you're a smll Italian. And drinks! Let's not foget drinks! And lowhaning puns! And Pzzo becomes sappy
Rating/Warnings: PG—issh, because the y drink and make hints but they'renot exactly fucing on the counter. This part is more explicit than anyting in the stry proper. [Sober!Me: Perhaps a mild PG-13 for "mild swearing, innuendo and drinking"?]
Word count: 521
Author's Notes (if any): Consdierng how little I've written this year so far, I'm amazed and surpsied and happy I amanged to churn thise mediocre little somethign out in a cople of hourse. Pls beogne writers block, pleeese

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ENTRY #6

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Title: Mamma Mia
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) OMG EVEN MY BABY IS NOW D:
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Minerva/OMC, Hogwarts stadff, Harry Potter
Challenge/Prompts used: ALL OF THEM, BABY: Minerva McGonagall, Portkey, Sex on the Beach, Lost Luggage, Sweater Weather, Trains, Planes and Automobiles
Summary: Minerva dwerves a hiolduay.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, implied sexy times sort of, blink and you'll miss it Minerva listing abter the Boy Who Lved
Word count: 459ish
Author's Notes (if any): A sequal would include actual sex on the beach. That would be so hot. THough, the sand... *grimace*

( Manmia Mia )

ENTRY #7

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Title:there are better places for sex than the beach
Author: lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region:aye
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Minvervra McGongagell . Kingsley shacklebolt
Challenge/Prompts used:
Minerva McGonagall
Portkey
Sex on the Beach
Lost Luggage
Sweater Weather
Trains, Planes and Automobiles
Summary: Minvervra patrols the ground in philopsophical mood
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, sex,age difference – older woman/younger man, shacklebolt ain't youing yoing though just younger.
Word count:~700
Author's Notes (if any):i think I fishinishe this one in record time.

( There are better place for sex than the beach )

ENTRY #8

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Title: Firewhiskey Fic McGonagall Double Limerick
Author: ride_4ever
I am of legal drinking age in my region: hell yes, in any region
Character: Minerva McGonagall
Fandom: Harry Potter
Prompts used: Minerva McGonagall; Portkey; Sex on the Beach; Lost Luggage; Sweater Weather; Trains, Planes & Automobiles
Summary: This is what happens when Minerva McGonagall's luggage gets lost in transit.
Rating: Teen and Up
Word count: 77
Author's Notes: I used all of the prompts!

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