TIME TO VOTE!

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5. All votes must be in by Saturday, August 18th at midnight EDT. If you submitted a fic, you MUST vote. If you do not vote, and your fic was the winner in that category, guess what? You will not win!

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7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves.

ENTRY #1

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Title: Stomry Weather Friend
Author: alisanne
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yas!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Ginny/Luna, others impleid
Challenge: ALL OF THEM, whee! (Ginny Weasley, Eeylops Owl Emporium, Rogue Bludger, Bat-Bogey Hex, Stormy Weather)
Summary: Er, Ginny has a crisis and Luna …helps? I hate these damnthings.
Rating/Warnings: PG?
Word count: spellchec says 791
Author's Notes (if any): I dis it! I haven’t written anything in days so whit was a nifce qay to retrun!

( Stormy Weather Friend )

ENTRY #2

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Title: ‘a nice day for coming in malfoy face.
Author: firethesound
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YES
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Draco – Harry Potter Fandom
Challenge: Rogue Bludger, Stormy Weather
Summary: blowjosbs
Rating/Warnings: blowjobs
Word count: 1400
Author's Notes (if any): oh my god

( a nice day for coming in malfoy face. )

ENTRY #3

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Title: Tradition
Author: gryffindorj
I am of legal drinking age in my region: no but I meant to type yest therer. Shit.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Victoire/James II, Teddy/James II, Victoire/various
Challenge: Stormy night
Summary: James has never been with a girl
Rating/Warnings: I'm still drunk and writing the header. There's incest. I don't mean the cousin on cousin action in the header but siblong incect. You've been warned. [Mod note: James is 17 with past sexual experience.]
Word count: 851
Author's Notes (if any): I am still drunk. Thank you mods. I need to put my head down.

( Tradition )

ENTRY #4

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Title: Comfort
Author: lilyseyes
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge:FireWhiskey Fic
Summary: Severus loved catching students after curfew
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Word count: 538
Author's Notes (if any): Pre-pre-slash

( Comfort )

ENTRY #5

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Title: Believer
Author: lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: I’m of legal drinking age in ANY region.
Pairing(s)/Characters: Ginny (also, Ginny/Pansy)
Challenge: Ginny Weasley, Rogue Bludger (???), Bat-Bogey Hex, Stormy Weather
Summary: Ginny’s a survivor. She’s a believer.
Rating/Warnings: R for some butt fucking y’all. (Also 2nd person.)
Word count: 2,500 (ish)
Author's Notes (if any): I’m not sure what I’ve done here. (Except that Imagine Dragons’ song is responsible for both the title and the idea for this fic. Also, apologies to authors Lauren Groff and Jesmyn Ward for using their last names; they’re just the ones that came to me. ;P <3 )

( Believer )

ENTRY #6

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Title: Rogue Bludger (‘i’ts a metaphor, yeah)
Author: ruinsplume
I am of legal drinking age in my region: ahahahahaha yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: ginny/tonks HP obvs
Challenge: the prompts? I did four
Summary: ginny gets what she wants for a change and some thoughts about gender because it’s me but don’t worry there’s plenty of sumut beacuase also it’s me
Rating/Warnings: Explicit duh
Word count: hmmmm wher eis the word count feather. 1628 Ifound it
Author's Notes (if any): I”m drunker than I thought when I stood up I realized it. two beer adn two shots of tequla (sipped, though, not slammed) and this is what you get

oh also the song lyrics are from Sylvester https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG2ixYJ79iE apparently Wands Out is all about the retro disco, and with good reason

( Rogue Bludger )

ENTRY #7

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Title: Chuck Norris Isn't A Man With A Beard. He's A Beard With A Man.
Author: sdk something or other
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry Potter, Ginny/Millicent with Pansy, Draco, and Blaise. No, this is not chuck norris fanfic, i'm sorry.
Challenge: ginny weasley 9(almost forgot that one hahahah), rogue bludger, and bat-gboegy hex. of cuk, missed two. oh well.
Summary: Chuck Norris knows if zebras are white with black stripes or black with white stripes.
Rating/Warnings: depressingly pg. maybe pg-13 for lnaguage???
Word count: 2007.
Author's Notes (if any): fuck i hope i id this coding right!!!!!!! sorry about lack of prno. i'm very disappointed with myself.

( Chuck Norris Isn't A Man With A Beard. He's A Beard With A Man. )

ENTRY #8

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Title: Like a bludger to the head
Author: shaddyr
I am of legal drinking age in my region: for oh, so many years
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry Potter
Challenge: all the prompts, cept olws
Summary: Harry ahd Draoc are idiots. Ginny is this close to hexing thejm both.
Rating/Warnings: nothing naughty but there are bad words.
Word count: 1490
Author's Notes (if any): I was soooo tipsy and then leess so and the I drank moreand I was tisy.again. And here have a story. Brought to you by vodka and schnaps adn fizzy soda.

( Like a bludger to the head )

ENTRY #9

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Title: Caught, In th Rain
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes, very much so.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Ginny/Blaise
Challenge: Ginny, Eyelops, rogue bludge, stormy weather and a glancing hint of Bat Bogey Hex.
Summary: Ginny bumps into Blaise in Diagon Alley. Blaise bumps into Ginny in his bed.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, fucing, biting
Word count: 500 and change
Author's Notes (if any): WFIREWHISKEY

( Caught. In the rain )

ENTRY #10

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Title: She#doufn him
Author: vaysh
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yep
Pairing/Characters/Fandom: Stucky, Natasha Romanova, MCU
Challenge: Stormy Weather
Summary: Natasha had found the Winter Soldier. And who was she to keep Steve from his Bucky.
Rating/Warnings: G
Word count: 1250
Author's Notes (if any): Seabreeze has been my poison of choice. Vodka (obviously, because Natasha's been drinking it), grapefruit and cranberry juice.

( She#doufn him )

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