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firewhiskeyficTitle: Daft Punk
Author:songquake
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) *snort* It's too late to kick me out now, kids. (I've been of legal drinking age every single FWF I've bene ehre for).
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP, apparently with seamus and bgeourge this time.
Challenge: I'ma trying for bingo? let's see how i do.
Summary: We're up all night to the sun, except it's aerly afternoon.
Rating/Warnings: PG-31. vulgarity but no nudity, nless the boys forgeto to put on clothes after they shagged, which I woujldn't put past them.
Word count: 1066
Author's Notes (if any): YOU GUYS I NEARLY ERASED THE WHOLE FIC BY HIGHLIGHTING TO DO THE WORD COUNT AND THEN TYPING. tankfully I fixed that with the undo button! ut there was some panic and lla my authro notes were lost. I reckon I'm nore drunk than my roigininal notes thougth I was.
I'm sorry for th eoffscreen bonxing. I'magine their lovely irish bonking.
Seamus Finnigan was nto pants at potions. He was pretty interestied in them, in fact, largely foro their yroclastic potential but also becuase it was fascineating ot think of what differnt magical chemicals could od together. And sometimes you didn't know! And sometimes uou could bring two old potions together and create someting a little dub-conny.
"Dub-conny" is an Irish term. It's when the lads go ddosn to the irish pub—maybe in dublin—and get it on with all the bonny lasses, So i suppose it ought to be dub-bonny, except usually they got the lassies drunk so it's dub-conny instead,
Whuish is pretty disappoionting for a grygffingdor but a drunk pyromaniac? yiu think he's gonna be good on consent?
Anyway this itme seamus wasn't excited about ht e booze, That is he was excited about boose but not so much they no HE wanted iit to overcome his new porions projec,t
so Seamus went to the future so he could listen to some Daft Punk and brew Felix Felicis and mix t wht amortentia. Because he's still as stupid teenager and "Get Lucky: only cane iyt a coupe of years ago. See? https://youtu.be/h5EofwRzit0 hahaha I can still do ctrl-v I must not be durnk enough
Except—and I knwo this is a digression but htis is the screen that i"m in—I got super duper wasted a few weeks ago and am reluctant to get that wasted again. so a couple of strong drinks, but that's it, k? k!
(And the YT of Get Lucky has gotten me a play list of a hwole lot of nice funk/R&B featuring Daft Punk or pharell or bruno mars, nice.
Anywya Get Lycjy is Seamus;s insiration and he's gone back to hogwarts, future hogwrars, to make some of his hypothetical Get lUcky potion. His mix of amortentia and felix felicis,
So of course he goes downt ot he Potions Clasroom and jimmies the lock to the ingredient stores because he thinks that ore romantic than an old alohomora, also he;s got a crush on the weasley twins, though thats just George now, isn't it. And he gets out an old pewter cauldron becaus ethat's the most standard one and I can't be arsed to look and see whether you make felix felicis in something else. soemhow i feel it sohudl be cured in a crystal cauldorn or something just as ridiculous because couldn't the class see the potion glowing gold frolmt heir seats at their benches int eh classroom?
Anyway, Seamus hadnt been alowed to do advanced potions, yeah? But he'd'heard about these ones and also had been doing some experiementing siswith eorge weasly (he's so hoely! er, hole-y! but hoely as well—i guess seamus has found his slash pairing for this fix!)
so even though Seamus is int he hogwarts ooitios classroomand it's at elast 2013, George sends him a patronus there adn interrupts his addition of amortentia tot he felix felicis that he's brewed lightning fast, and BOOM! the potion epodes, which, let's be honest, is all Seamus really wants his potions to do anyay. And George isn't usually too botherd by explording potiosn anyewya becase he likes making new and more interesting fireworks iwth new and more interesting idee effects/
And this new andmroe einteresting explposion ahs explodd all over seamus, but he thinks's he's kay, because it didn't land in hismouth. BUt all of a sudden he dowen't give a shit about cleaning up, instead he needs ot go to the Three zbroomsticks, so he leaves the mess int eh dungeon and starts wlking across the crowd, grounds. The gronnds of HOgwars. and he's walking jauntily, almost dancing, cause he's got Daft Punk playing in his head. "i'm up all night to Get Lucky!"
Mind, it's early afternoon.
So Seamus starts jauntily sashaying –non nono htis is more masculine. It's more like the Wiz dance done downt he Yellowbrick road. Imagein seamus as Michael Jackson. No, Sarecrow was pretty jaunty and flopsy. drunklike, even. So jauntily, and not even a little sexy
so Seamus walkes very merrily with the R*B thorugh the Hogwards grounds and down the Yellow brick road to the Three Broomstiks, becuaese whyanot?
And he eventually gets tot the 3 bromstikcs and meets madam rosmerta and she's got he number. 'you've been potioned, boy," she says, "no booze for you!" Liek dshe's the fuckign booze nazi. (please forbive me, that was a seinfeld reference not an acctual nazi reference. I don't call people nazis, really. I promise.) "No boodze for you!" Madam rosmerta sasy, and ushers him back to a room to sober up from his poteions but Seamus thinks's that's fine, and realizes he's not patronused Goerge back.
*writer rereads wat she's written so far.* Phew, I did write about george patrunusing to seamus. so now Seamus sends his patronus back and it's a leprechaun with a giant fucking cock, beucase why the fuck not, and he has the leprechaun tell georgire to meet him at the 3 broomsickes because again why the fuck not. It seems liek the right thin to do at lease.
And it's the vernal equinox, so even drunkenness and potions should all even out.
Listen, friends. I ahvent' added drunk fics to AO3 in awhile. Will it be embarrassing if I do? Please answer seriously,. I know you all have to read this, so I'm counting on your to vote.
Anyway. so George shows up and he smells like all the best things. Or amyabe it's seamus who smells super-good. Or maybe they boths mell super-ood because the way the felix has interacted with the amor makes it go boths ways. Like both these switchy boys do.
nd then they fuck. They get lcuky. BUt I feel bored by porn tonight so imagine it offscreen.
And as they bonk, the music swells in the room, evn though they haen't ordered wirelses service in the room Rosrmerta gavec Seamus to dryo out in. He's certainly dried his cock out. so has george. zbut in the room echoes what else byt Daft Punk!
'Can you belivve our luck?/" excalianed Seamus. Let's dance!
"We're up all night til the sun,
we're all up night for good fun
she's up all night to get some
I'm up all ngiht to get lucky!"
"I think you got those words wrotn,"goerge said, but he danced anyway,.
TGE END>
Author:
songquakeI am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) *snort* It's too late to kick me out now, kids. (I've been of legal drinking age every single FWF I've bene ehre for).
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: HP, apparently with seamus and bgeourge this time.
Challenge: I'ma trying for bingo? let's see how i do.
Summary: We're up all night to the sun, except it's aerly afternoon.
Rating/Warnings: PG-31. vulgarity but no nudity, nless the boys forgeto to put on clothes after they shagged, which I woujldn't put past them.
Word count: 1066
Author's Notes (if any): YOU GUYS I NEARLY ERASED THE WHOLE FIC BY HIGHLIGHTING TO DO THE WORD COUNT AND THEN TYPING. tankfully I fixed that with the undo button! ut there was some panic and lla my authro notes were lost. I reckon I'm nore drunk than my roigininal notes thougth I was.
I'm sorry for th eoffscreen bonxing. I'magine their lovely irish bonking.
Seamus Finnigan was nto pants at potions. He was pretty interestied in them, in fact, largely foro their yroclastic potential but also becuase it was fascineating ot think of what differnt magical chemicals could od together. And sometimes you didn't know! And sometimes uou could bring two old potions together and create someting a little dub-conny.
"Dub-conny" is an Irish term. It's when the lads go ddosn to the irish pub—maybe in dublin—and get it on with all the bonny lasses, So i suppose it ought to be dub-bonny, except usually they got the lassies drunk so it's dub-conny instead,
Whuish is pretty disappoionting for a grygffingdor but a drunk pyromaniac? yiu think he's gonna be good on consent?
Anyway this itme seamus wasn't excited about ht e booze, That is he was excited about boose but not so much they no HE wanted iit to overcome his new porions projec,t
so Seamus went to the future so he could listen to some Daft Punk and brew Felix Felicis and mix t wht amortentia. Because he's still as stupid teenager and "Get Lucky: only cane iyt a coupe of years ago. See? https://youtu.be/h5EofwRzit0 hahaha I can still do ctrl-v I must not be durnk enough
Except—and I knwo this is a digression but htis is the screen that i"m in—I got super duper wasted a few weeks ago and am reluctant to get that wasted again. so a couple of strong drinks, but that's it, k? k!
(And the YT of Get Lucky has gotten me a play list of a hwole lot of nice funk/R&B featuring Daft Punk or pharell or bruno mars, nice.
Anywya Get Lycjy is Seamus;s insiration and he's gone back to hogwarts, future hogwrars, to make some of his hypothetical Get lUcky potion. His mix of amortentia and felix felicis,
So of course he goes downt ot he Potions Clasroom and jimmies the lock to the ingredient stores because he thinks that ore romantic than an old alohomora, also he;s got a crush on the weasley twins, though thats just George now, isn't it. And he gets out an old pewter cauldron becaus ethat's the most standard one and I can't be arsed to look and see whether you make felix felicis in something else. soemhow i feel it sohudl be cured in a crystal cauldorn or something just as ridiculous because couldn't the class see the potion glowing gold frolmt heir seats at their benches int eh classroom?
Anyway, Seamus hadnt been alowed to do advanced potions, yeah? But he'd'heard about these ones and also had been doing some experiementing siswith eorge weasly (he's so hoely! er, hole-y! but hoely as well—i guess seamus has found his slash pairing for this fix!)
so even though Seamus is int he hogwarts ooitios classroomand it's at elast 2013, George sends him a patronus there adn interrupts his addition of amortentia tot he felix felicis that he's brewed lightning fast, and BOOM! the potion epodes, which, let's be honest, is all Seamus really wants his potions to do anyay. And George isn't usually too botherd by explording potiosn anyewya becase he likes making new and more interesting fireworks iwth new and more interesting idee effects/
And this new andmroe einteresting explposion ahs explodd all over seamus, but he thinks's he's kay, because it didn't land in hismouth. BUt all of a sudden he dowen't give a shit about cleaning up, instead he needs ot go to the Three zbroomsticks, so he leaves the mess int eh dungeon and starts wlking across the crowd, grounds. The gronnds of HOgwars. and he's walking jauntily, almost dancing, cause he's got Daft Punk playing in his head. "i'm up all night to Get Lucky!"
Mind, it's early afternoon.
So Seamus starts jauntily sashaying –non nono htis is more masculine. It's more like the Wiz dance done downt he Yellowbrick road. Imagein seamus as Michael Jackson. No, Sarecrow was pretty jaunty and flopsy. drunklike, even. So jauntily, and not even a little sexy
so Seamus walkes very merrily with the R*B thorugh the Hogwards grounds and down the Yellow brick road to the Three Broomstiks, becuaese whyanot?
And he eventually gets tot the 3 bromstikcs and meets madam rosmerta and she's got he number. 'you've been potioned, boy," she says, "no booze for you!" Liek dshe's the fuckign booze nazi. (please forbive me, that was a seinfeld reference not an acctual nazi reference. I don't call people nazis, really. I promise.) "No boodze for you!" Madam rosmerta sasy, and ushers him back to a room to sober up from his poteions but Seamus thinks's that's fine, and realizes he's not patronused Goerge back.
*writer rereads wat she's written so far.* Phew, I did write about george patrunusing to seamus. so now Seamus sends his patronus back and it's a leprechaun with a giant fucking cock, beucase why the fuck not, and he has the leprechaun tell georgire to meet him at the 3 broomsickes because again why the fuck not. It seems liek the right thin to do at lease.
And it's the vernal equinox, so even drunkenness and potions should all even out.
Listen, friends. I ahvent' added drunk fics to AO3 in awhile. Will it be embarrassing if I do? Please answer seriously,. I know you all have to read this, so I'm counting on your to vote.
Anyway. so George shows up and he smells like all the best things. Or amyabe it's seamus who smells super-good. Or maybe they boths mell super-ood because the way the felix has interacted with the amor makes it go boths ways. Like both these switchy boys do.
nd then they fuck. They get lcuky. BUt I feel bored by porn tonight so imagine it offscreen.
And as they bonk, the music swells in the room, evn though they haen't ordered wirelses service in the room Rosrmerta gavec Seamus to dryo out in. He's certainly dried his cock out. so has george. zbut in the room echoes what else byt Daft Punk!
'Can you belivve our luck?/" excalianed Seamus. Let's dance!
"We're up all night til the sun,
we're all up night for good fun
she's up all night to get some
I'm up all ngiht to get lucky!"
"I think you got those words wrotn,"goerge said, but he danced anyway,.
TGE END>